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jscolon2.0 posted:Lousy Smarch Weather! Do not touch Willie. Good advice!
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Dear friends of the Simpsons Quote Thread We had some sadness and some gladness this year. First the sadness: our poster jscolon was unexpectedly banned and went to goon heaven. But we got a new poster, jscolon2.0, so I guess life goes on. Speaking of life going on, Drink-Mix Man is still with us, feisty as ever. IMJack is posting by himself, CatchrNdRy makes great gifs and CharlieFoxtrot... well, we love CharlieFoxtrot. The magic of the season has touched us all. Moneypenny Dreadful sends his love. Happy holidays. 
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Aren't we all forgetting the true meaning of this day? You know, the birth of
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You must love this thread more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
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Dec 25, 2013 20:32
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You must love this thread more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning. I would kill everyone in this thread for a drop of sweet, sweet beer.
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Christmas Ape Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp Samuel Clemens posted:Dear friends of the Simpsons Quote Thread You can't expect us to swallow this tripe!
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Dec 25, 2013 22:21
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CatchrNdRy posted:You can't expect us to swallow this tripe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOMNG8SWVc
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You must love this thread more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning. Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL!!!
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Dec 26, 2013 03:17
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Root Bear posted:Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL!!! I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell without saying hell, can I?
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MondayHotDog posted:I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell without saying hell, can I? Yeah! Hell drat fart!
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Dec 26, 2013 03:28
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"You'll all get yours in hell, you lying thieving... blanking blankers. Sincerely, Moe." 
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MondayHotDog posted:I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell without saying hell, can I? Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Christmas Ape That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!
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Striking Yak posted:That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp! "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! You stupid monkey!
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Striking Yak posted:That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp! The President's Neck is Missing!
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Dec 26, 2013 09:11
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MondayHotDog posted:"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! You stupid monkey! Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny #7.
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MondayHotDog posted:"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! You stupid monkey! I hate every ape I see. From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z. No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You must love this thread more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning. Wait, wait, wait. Lemme see if I got this straight. It's Christmas Day 4am There's a rumble in my stomach...
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NoMoneyDown posted:Wait, wait, wait. Lemme see if I got this straight. 'Tis the season, NoMoneyDown! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.
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Man Alive! posted:Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny #7. I'm not the first Teller!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I hate every ape I see. From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z. No, you'll never make a monkey out of me! The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... that was our Planet! 
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Samuel Clemens posted:The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. This next song is dedicated to a very special lady. She's 100 years old and weighs over 200...tons. 
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:This next song is dedicated to a very special lady. She's 100 years old and weighs over 200...tons. Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:This next song is dedicated to a very special lady. She's 100 years old and weighs over 200...tons. We had to move out once we filled the entire head with garbage.
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Dec 26, 2013 19:14
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:This next song is dedicated to a very special lady. She's 100 years old and weighs over 200...tons. This monstrous woman will surely devour us all!! AAAAH!
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Dec 26, 2013 21:34
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Drink-Mix Man posted:We had to move out once we filled the entire head with garbage. Now listen up. It's your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist: you throw it to me! Knute Rockne called it the forward pass.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Now listen up. It's your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist: you throw it to me! Knute Rockne called it the forward pass. Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. CharlieFoxtrot is cut. Skeesix is cut. Drink-Mix, you're gone. CatchrNdRy, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except you, you and you.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. CharlieFoxtrot is cut. Skeesix is cut. Drink-Mix, you're gone. CatchrNdRy, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you. Okay. After you vibrate that way, you can fall down. Tokelau All Star, you just spin around in a circle.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Okay. After you vibrate that way, you can fall down. Tokelau All Star, you just spin around in a circle. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there' snothing funny about... vapour lock. Its the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm TMMadman. Good night!
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TMMadman posted:You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there' snothing funny about... vapour lock. Its the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm TMMadman. Good night! Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead. What is that, a six barrel holleykauf? Pedal block intakes? Maya half lifters?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead. ...are there any real questions?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead. They're speedholes. They make the car go faster. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead. She need premium dude. PREMIUM! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead. I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm? Don't worry, I'll get us there... The only way I know how
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