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Dr. Faustus posted:I can't reason you out of a position you didn't reason yourself into. i just hear the twilight zone music whenever you post
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bunky posted:i just hear the twilight zone music whenever you post ...I hear the Squirrel Nut Zippers, and it amuses me.
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Dr. Faustus posted:Well then consider yourself sad, because every time I see this stupid poo poo: every time you post we all hear is a bag of sausages slapping at goop-covered crusty keys
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 08:08 |
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holy poo poo this dude is the worst. i'm just going to pretend he doesn't exist now. sorry everyone. check out this weird guitar
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 08:10 |
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that tone stick makes all the difference i hear
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bunky posted:holy poo poo this dude is the worst. i'm just going to pretend he doesn't exist now. sorry everyone. check out this weird guitar why is it fuzzy / hairy? i probably dont even want to know
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Dr. Faustus posted:What do you mean? There are three tracks, and they are all extremely different. The first is literally some practice jazz-fusion backup track for people to jam over, to develop their ears and learn how to play over difficult chord progressions. It's an exercise, not a song. Would I listen to it? Well, I do, because I am pleased with what I played over it; but otherwise, no, I wouldn't. It's just a study aid. Wait I just want to make fun of this for one more sec. I find this reply confusing. I am a fan of jazz, I study it a bit, even. This cornball thrashing has nothing to do with even the most fringe of jazz. I also love blues, as does almost anyone, seeing as it's a foundational form for most contemporary music. This cheese-dick noodling has nothing to do with blues, outside of 80s movies where the band is looking for a guitarist then they find one and boy can he thrash like there's no tomorrow and sure he has problems but we can deal with them and everyone is improved by course of the experience (soundtrack by Steve Vai*) Also, these tracks are NOT extremely different. They all sound like an HBO Real Sex special about dudes having autistic masturbatory relations with their ugly guitars. And, yes, that is the thread, so let's get back to it:
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owns
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 08:21 |
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if he doesnt fill his concert venues with water and surf out at the end of the set then my dreams are going to be crushed
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 08:23 |
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haha dumbass that surfboard has a big rear end hole in it he'd sink
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 08:49 |
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srspost the ugliest guitars are strat knockoffs that use different headstocks because fender is somewhat justifiably a total oval office about trade dress infringement even $3000 boutique corksniffer assholes who market solely to steve vai fans make headstocks that look like mutilated penises aestheticallly there's no difference between that thing and this $200 piece of poo poo Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Dec 28, 2013 |
# ? Dec 28, 2013 08:57 |
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thats a woody
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Cobalt60 posted:Wait I just want to make fun of this for one more sec. I find this reply confusing. I am a fan of jazz, I study it a bit, even. This cornball thrashing has nothing to do with even the most fringe of jazz. Of course you want to make fun of it, what else do you have to do? It's easy to judge when you can't actually play. Sour grapes. You study jazz a bit? Jazz-fusion is a broad genre, and this was only a primer for practice; but you're bold enough to disparage it. What courage you possess! I must only imagine what you could do with that backing track, since you'll never have the courage to play something over it and share it with a hostile audience as I have here. You love blues, this is my favorite part; but Texas Flood by Stevie Ray Vaughan is a mystery to you, so much that you confuse it with the movie Crossroads. Yes, your love of the blues is clearly evident. So much so that you can't tell the difference between it and Memories or the Caprice from the movie Crossroads. I suggest to you that your ears are fundamentally broken and you should remain silent on all issues with respect to music, especially that music which is played on electric guitars, ugly or otherwise. I say this as a friend. Your opinion of what guitars are pretty or ugly are, of course, your own to make. P.S. - YouTube "Robben Ford". P.P.S. - Just for the record, which of you guitar connoisseurs are about to step up and say SRV is a lovely hack? Which of you want to go on record against Robben Ford or Ty Tabor or Eric Johnson? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWLw7nozO_U SRV - Texas Flood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR_cY9-3o40 SRV - I Ain't Gone n' Give Up On Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlTlUCluxvc King's X at Woodstock '94 - Over My Head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDudtQkdkd8 King's X at Woodstock '94 - Black Flag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOkeYT62T1k Robben Ford and the Blue Line- Politician (93) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XontsTA2zaU Robben Ford and the Blue Line - Worried Life Blues (93) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYSPFmSn7dI Eric Johnson - Desert rose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiq-P86PDMg Eric Johnson - Trademark - 2006 VVV Should use the past-tense, since he's dead. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Dec 28, 2013 |
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SRV is a lovely hack.
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 09:25 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:Thanks for asking. I don't want to get into it because it will start a bunch more poo poo. i care doc. check your pms tia
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Dr. Faustus posted:Of course you want to make fun of it, what else do you have to do? It's easy to judge when you can't actually play. Sour grapes.
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Dr. Faustus posted:Of course you want to make fun of it, what else do you have to do? It's easy to judge when you can't actually play. Sour grapes.
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 09:43 |
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You left out the best parts.
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 09:49 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:You left out the best parts. no that was definitively the best part
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Booo. I disagree.
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Dr. Faustus posted:Of course you want to make fun of it, what else do you have to do? It's easy to judge when you can't actually play. Sour grapes. please stop
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 10:13 |
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As played by Ronny Rodent of The Hungry Rats.
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 10:35 |
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culdesac posted:why are you doing this faustus
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 10:40 |
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Look at this stupid guitar. uhhh pretty sure it's supposed to have 6 strings, guy nice guitar pick too, idoit hahaha
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 10:51 |
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Salt Fish posted:Glorious soviet guitar: No wonder they lost the loving war, jesus.
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culdesac posted:why are you doing this faustus You and your bitter buddies leave me out of your stupid GBS threads, just don't mention me or reference me with pics or quotations. I'll go lurk my usual places and I won't be back. Let's make a deal. I don't want to see you any more than you want to see me.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand. have you ever heard of the streisand effect?
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SearchForDelicious posted:i care doc. check your pms tia Don't touch the poop. Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand. Then again, I like the way it squishes between my toes. The FBI profiler called. They want those missing children back. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Dec 28, 2013 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand. dude
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:05 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:VVV Should use the past-tense, since he's dead. No, because if I say "SRV was a lovely hack" that would imply that he got better.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand. lmao
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand.
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Box of Trial posted:have you ever heard of the streisand effect? You go on singling me out, and I'll go on posting in your threads. I know how much you love that, since I became "he whom shall not be named." See how that works? Of course you don't, because you're a stupid shithead. Have it your way. homeless snail posted:Your guitar looks stupid. Go gently caress yourself, you know nothing.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll put it in terms you understand. come play with us, faustus. forever and ever
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# ? Dec 28, 2013 11:18 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:I read Popehat, so yeah I am aware of that phenomenon. There's this thing, though... you are a smart dude who knows what's up
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Dr. Faustus posted:I read Popehat, so yeah I am aware of that phenomenon. There's this thing, though... are you really threatening to post in gbs 2.1? im literally shaking
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