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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Cap, a Hulk, and 2 gods. Yeah, that seems fair. I want to know what the rope is made of.
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The Lone Badger posted:I want to know what the rope is made of. Unstable molecules.
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Dec 28, 2013 22:59
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Carbonadeum, the more malleable form of adamantium.
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Woven chest hair from Hercules and Thor.
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PupsOfWar posted:
For a moment, I thought Sersi was meant to be balancing on the rope and the artist had messed it up.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Cap, a Hulk, and 2 gods. Yeah, that seems fair. She-hulk is using her left arm behind her back to pull the rope, so that makes it more even.
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theflyingorc posted:Spider-man could have gotten in without ID if the security guard had simply called the president. I posted that. Here you go: The MSJ posted:Speaking of Spider-Man, let us check his comic strip this past week. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Dec 28, 2013 |
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PupsOfWar posted:
Pretty sure that's Tony Stark in his post-Armor Wars suit.  
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PupsOfWar posted:
Those masks are gonna give them some very weird tan lines.
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Hakkesshu posted:Kang wanting to wage war on America because they pre-empted Mr. Rogers is a better villain origin story than anything Stan Lee could come up with. That's exactly how Osama Bin Laden started.
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West Coast Avengers, maybe? Considering that everyone on the Mr. Maltose fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Dec 29, 2013 |
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I think their (self appointed?) nickname was the Wackos. Obviously they just misprinted all the flags.
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No, that's not Genis, that's Wendell Vaughn, he later changed his name to Quasar and was one of Abnett and Lanning's Annihilators. He looks horribly constipated in that first panel, and he never needed a spaceship because his quantum bands were so ridiculously powerful. The robot is called Sam and is supposed to be from the Sesame St. show, this whole issue (Spidey Super Stories #31) is actually a lame ripoff of Star Wars called 'Star Jaws' and involves Doctor Doom, the ship was meant to be a ripoff of the Falcon, and mentioning anything else about this issue will make my head hurt so read the summary here if you dare.. Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Dec 29, 2013 |
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Binary Badger posted:No, that's not Genis, that's Wendell Vaughn, he later changed his name to Quasar and was one of Abnett and Lanning's Annihilators. He looks horribly constipated in that first panel, and he never needed a spaceship because his quantum bands were so ridiculously powerful. It's actually not Wendell Vaughn either. It's Robert Grayson/Marvel Boy/The Uranian. He was a 50's hero that was later reintroduced as a member of Agents of Atlas. 
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I love the Electric Company villain origin stories from Spidey Super Stories 22   from Spidey Super Stories 24
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I don't know why they even need to make new comics anymore.
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muscles like this? posted:TV repair?  e: Oh man, I found the segment it's based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEbhDduB1ow
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Truly, Joseph Oppenheimer's villainy knows no limits.
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Can't stop laughing at "A HORRIBLE HUMMER STOLE OUR MONEY!" Also, who in the Marvel Bullpen was Hum Dinger and Big Tow modeled after? They look exactly the same.
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He's just so 70s with his comb-over, mustache, gold lame shirt, bell bottoms and cuban heeled boots.
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redbackground posted:Can't stop laughing at "A HORRIBLE HUMMER STOLE OUR MONEY!" It's based after an actor in The Electric Company, I bet. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEbhDduB1ow
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Chinaman7000 posted:I don't know why they even need to make new comics anymore. I don't know why these are the funniest things I've ever read. I don't think anyone could reproduce the humor in these strips no matter how ironic they try to be.
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GorfZaplen posted:It's based after an actor in The Electric Company, I bet. I cannot get over the fact that everyone speaks normally except Spider-Man, who speaks in word bubbles that are apparently visible to other people.
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uPen posted:I cannot get over the fact that everyone speaks normally except Spider-Man, who speaks in word bubbles that are apparently visible to other people. It's for this reason that I thought that Spider-Man was mute until the Fox Kids show started.
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It's just such a weirdly low-tier supervillain scheme. Does Hum Dinger sell vacuums for a Kirby dealer or what?
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Action Tortoise posted:I don't know why these are the funniest things I've ever read. I don't think anyone could reproduce the humor in these strips no matter how ironic they try to be. The pacing of ideas and the cadence of the words themselves read a lot like Axe Cop. Someone hand Axe Cop Kid the Spider-man writing gig, stat!
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GorfZaplen posted:I love the Electric Company villain origin stories They must have a hell of a time buying house insurance.
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Jerusalem posted:Goddamn, I want to rock in the New Year with the Doctor Doom UN Rave Well you cant, because of  SEACREST!!!
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Between Doctor Doom, Namor, Magneto, Viper, Black Bolt and Black Panther, being an UN Ambassador must be one of the most dangerous jobs in the Marvel Universe. And that's without counting the fact that it's headquarters are in Marvel New York.
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DarkCrawler posted:Between Doctor Doom, Namor, Magneto, Viper, Black Bolt and Black Panther, being an UN Ambassador must be one of the most dangerous jobs in the Marvel Universe. And that's without counting the fact that it's headquarters are in Marvel New York. I bet all of them still park illegally too.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:I bet all of them still park illegally too. In the office of William Kivuti, Kenyan ambassador of the UN "Hey William..." "No." "Seriously, this picture came up on the wire." "No. I'm not looking at it. I'm supposed to go home in five minutes. I haven't seen my wife in days." "This is pretty big. Like, uhh...big." "South Ossetia big?" "..." "...Iraq big?" "Ehh..." "Vietnam big?" "Hmmm." "KOREA big?!" "...bi...bigger." "...show it to me." 
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Is there an actual way to let Marvel know how badly they need to release a collection of Super Stories? I feel like somebody there would think it was a good idea if it actually occurred to them.
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theflyingorc posted:Is there an actual way to let Marvel know how badly they need to release a collection of Super Stories? I feel like somebody there would think it was a good idea if it actually occurred to them. Yeah for real I would buy that straight away if there was a collection without a second thought.
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theflyingorc posted:Is there an actual way to let Marvel know how badly they need to release a collection of Super Stories? I feel like somebody there would think it was a good idea if it actually occurred to them. Whedon's got to have some clout over there, I'm surprised he hasn't pushed for it.
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Opopanax posted:Whedon's got to have some clout over there, I'm surprised he hasn't pushed for it. I assume there are some sort of licensing shenanigans going on with whoever owns The Electric Company nowadays. Probably one step more than they're willing to take for something that probably would not sell a ton. It's fantastic, and I would buy it a hundred times over, but I've also never heard of it outside of these forums.
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