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Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gum-drop house on Lollipop Lane! :yosbutt:

Okay, Mr. IMJack, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.

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Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

IMJack posted:

Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gum-drop house on Lollipop Lane! :yosbutt:

We understand, IMJack. After all, we are from the land of chocolate!

Embiggen
Jan 12, 2011

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:eng101: A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds!
:what: There's a can.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:eng101: A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds!

Hey, a quarter was a lot of money back in my day.

Really?

Nah.

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Jerusalem posted:

Everybody's stupid except for me :smug:

:supaburn:

Embiggen
Jan 12, 2011

S-M-R-T! :slick:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gum-drop house on Lollipop Lane! :yosbutt:



I just want to entertain! :gonk:

Fishylungs
Jan 12, 2008
Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Embiggen posted:

:what: There's a can.

Well, someone had to take Embiggen home, and I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can, so I grabbed her sweet can.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Embiggen posted:

:what: There's a can.

:bahgawd: My precious antique cans!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Writer Cath posted:

:bahgawd: My precious antique cans!

Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman


That is SO 1990. :rolleyes:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That is SO 1990. :rolleyes:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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I always wondered what happened to the sarcastic Gen X teens. Would they grow up and move to Portland? Or would they be transformed by the timeline into apathetic hipster teens?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I always wondered what happened to the sarcastic Gen X teens. Would they grow up and move to Portland? Or would they be transformed by the timeline into apathetic hipster teens?

I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question: why would a goon whose gang tag says "Old Fashioned" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I always wondered what happened to the sarcastic Gen X teens. Would they grow up and move to Portland? Or would they be transformed by the timeline into apathetic hipster teens?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Everything Counts posted:

I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question: why would a goon whose gang tag says "Old Fashioned" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!



They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music!

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Tokelau All Star posted:



They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music!

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Now let us never speak of the shortcut again.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


I don't even believe in Jebus. :confused:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question: why would a goon whose gang tag says "Old Fashioned" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This post has brought great joy to this old goon stereotype. :shobon:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Everything Counts posted:

I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question: why would a goon whose gang tag says "Old Fashioned" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

Cheerfully withdrawn!

Jerusalem posted:

This post has brought great joy to this old goon stereotype. :shobon:

Vee goons aren't all smiles und sunshine...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I don't even believe in Jebus. :confused:

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Drink-Mix Man.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Drink-Mix Man.

"Perhaps we should help."

"Screw her! :lol:"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Vee goons aren't all smiles und sunshine...

♫♪ Sunshine, lollipops and..... rainbows, everything! That's wonderful, is what I feel.... when, we're together! ♪♫

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

♫♪ Sunshine, lollipops and..... rainbows, everything! That's wonderful, is what I feel.... when, we're together! ♪♫

Sorry, wrong tape.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Jerusalem posted:

♫♪ Sunshine, lollipops and..... rainbows, everything! That's wonderful, is what I feel.... when, we're together! ♪♫

Quiet, I can't hear the eggs!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Samuel Clemens posted:

Quiet, I can't hear the eggs!

I want some peanuts.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

I want some peanuts.

:20bux: can buy many peanuts.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Samuel Clemens posted:

Quiet, I can't hear the eggs!

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts! :jihad:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Samuel Clemens posted:

Quiet, I can't hear the eggs!

You'd better run, Egg!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Writer Cath posted:

You'd better run, Egg!

Come, friend; you must be tired from the chase. Jerusalem, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Come, friend; you must be tired from the chase. Jerusalem, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice.

Here is the broth you ordered, sir.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Come, friend; you must be tired from the chase. Jerusalem, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice.

Look alive boys. Couple of stewed prunes heading your way.

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