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I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

ashgromnies posted:

I met a trombonist on the street in the New Orleans and he had like twenty trombones

That's why I said the sheer number. There will always be spergs in every facet of life, after all.

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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Bolek posted:

lookin like beetlejuice's got about a 3 minute lead time sweet

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

somebody tell me how to stop being a little bitch guitarist and get some serious panty dropping chops

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Fonzarelli posted:

somebody tell me how to stop being a little bitch guitarist and get some serious panty dropping chops

I-IV-V

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
unless you're into borderline menopause rough trade, shredding hot leads don't get the undergarments wet like they used to

take up rap or something

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Don't forget to drop the mic when you're done.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

I-V-vi-IV

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

that poo poo is way too complicated.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Ootrek posted:

that poo poo is way too complicated.

that's why it's next level and a guaranteed panty dropper

like musical rohypnol


e: unless you're these fedora-wearers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ

Asshole Bicycle
Nov 4, 2007
weedelee weedelee wah im a guitarist

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
throw in a sus4

bitches love sus4

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
learn a few jazz chords and that thing where you play partial barre chords but let the b and e string ring open

also the iron maiden progression (i-VI-VII-i) played as slow arpeggios is surprisingly not a vagina repellent

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Dec 29, 2013

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Handen posted:

throw in a sus4

bitches love sus4

Dude, take it from me. Sus2 works just as well.

SeventhSeven
Jun 28, 2009
Where is the fan he plays in front of?
Thank you.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Fonzarelli posted:

somebody tell me how to stop being a little bitch guitarist and get some serious panty dropping chops

get an ibanez tube screamer

learn some pentatonic licks

write some songs and don't shower for a month

The Stygian
Feb 7, 2007

Exeggutor?
This in hindsight is pretty ugly. It is the first guitar I ever made though, so its ugliness is like an ugly child. You just accept it.





edit: Dr Faustus, man, why'd you keep going. It's a spergout which shouldn't have happened.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

The Stygian posted:

This in hindsight is pretty ugly. It is the first guitar I ever made though, so its ugliness is like an ugly child. You just accept it.





edit: Dr Faustus, man, why'd you keep going. It's a spergout which shouldn't have happened.

It's my fault and I accept it. Certain posters baited me and I took the bait. My bad.

BUT

Why did you post a guitar you MADE YOURSELF WITH RASPS AND SWEAT in this stupid loving thread???? You are a self-taught luthier. You don't belong here.
Many kudos and more to you, you are an inspiration.

XENA I LOVE YOU
Sep 11, 2010

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

Dr. Faustus posted:

Why did you post a guitar you MADE YOURSELF

Humblebrag

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

ragle posted:

Humblebrag

yep

also

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Dr. Faustus posted:

It's my fault and I accept it. Certain posters baited me and I took the bait. My bad.

We shall slay you yet, beast!

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

international owl day posted:

We shall slay you yet, beast!
Then stab me with your steely knives!

The Stygian
Feb 7, 2007

Exeggutor?

ragle posted:

Humblebrag

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
You built a guitar out of raw materials.
Which one of them can post a video or an MP3 of their talent? (it won't happen, they're too terrified of their own)

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Dec 29, 2013

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I can't play guitar for poo poo, but I know an ugly guitar or an old-fashioned meltdown when I see one.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Dr. Faustus posted:

You built a guitar out of raw materials.
Which one of them can post a video or an MP3 of their talent? (it won't happen, they're too terrified of their own)


my licks are for the ladies:smug:

btw- awesome tar

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

I can't play guitar for poo poo,

ZombieParts posted:

btw- awesome tar

Hey, man. Life gives you lemons, give $5.oo to SA. It feels good.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Dec 29, 2013

wipe up or ship out
Nov 5, 2008
its a piece of wood with strings on it who the gently caress gives a poo poo

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

RandomAction Man posted:

its a piece of wood with strings on it who the gently caress gives a poo poo
Probably people who can make music on it. Don't trouble yourself with the philosophy. Mona Lisa is a piece of canvas with some loving gay paint on it, who loving cares?

Take it easy, RandomAction Man.

That Genuine Stank
Apr 25, 2004

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

RandomAction Man posted:

its a piece of wood with strings on it who the gently caress gives a poo poo

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer



Still waiting for your contributions to the blocks of wood with strings on it musical jam motherfuckers.

The Sun will eat the Earth, the Galaxies will boil away, and the cosmos will reach heat death before any of you loud mouths will post a tiny hint of acumen on your chosen instrument.

This is me being embarrassed.

No, not for me.

Post some more ugly guitars that none of you can play, hurry.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Dec 29, 2013

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
i'm buzzed right now so macho man versus beteljews is pretty awesome

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

ZombieParts posted:

i'm buzzed right now so macho man versus beteljews is pretty awesome

High five!

wipe up or ship out
Nov 5, 2008

Dr. Faustus posted:

Take it easy, RandomAction Man.

is this how old people say "hello" or something? idgi

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

RandomAction Man posted:

is this how old people say "hello" or something? idgi

No, it's how people who know things tell you to shut the gently caress up until you learn something yourself.

Maybe one day you'll be my age and you'll understand. I hope you get there, but I also hope you can deal with it.

Take it easy. You'll maybe live longer.

"LI'L CUTIES"

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Dr. Faustus posted:

No, it's how people who know things tell you to shut the gently caress up until you learn something yourself.

Maybe one day you'll be my age and you'll understand. I hope you get there, but I also hope you can deal with it.

Take it easy. You'll maybe live longer.

take it easy isn't as good as hotel california

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

RandomAction Man posted:

its a piece of wood with strings on it who the gently caress gives a poo poo

It's just the natural reaction to this kind of ignorance.

Is "its a piece of wood with strings on it who the gently caress gives a poo poo" how you want to represent your demographic?

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Dec 29, 2013

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wipe up or ship out
Nov 5, 2008
if I get a guitar with a photo of claptons dead gay son on it is it better than a guitar without it?

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