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XENA I LOVE YOU: Sep 11, 2010

# ? Dec 29, 2013 13:53

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Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

RandomAction Man posted:

if I get a guitar with a photo of claptons dead gay son on it is it better than a guitar without it?

Depends. Can you play either one?

I bet I already know the answer.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Dec 29, 2013

# ? Dec 29, 2013 13:54

wipe up or ship out: Nov 5, 2008

i tried playing state trooper by springsteen once but I fell asleep

# ? Dec 29, 2013 14:00

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

RandomAction Man posted:

i tried playing state trooper by springsteen once but I fell asleep

Yeah, Springsteen does that to people.

Hey, I am still waiting on a serious answer to this:

quote:

Xen Tricks did my answer to your question about guitar electronics enlighten you at all, or was it not a serious question, or did my answer lack the information you needed? I noticed it didn't exactly sway some people who don't think all similar-looking guitars with H/S/H electronics might actually possess characteristics sufficiently different to warrant having more than one.

I eagerly await your considered response.

Goodnight folks, see you soon-ish.

# ? Dec 29, 2013 14:03

wipe up or ship out: Nov 5, 2008

goodnight sweet prince

# ? Dec 29, 2013 14:04

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

Dr. Faustus posted:

Yeah, Springsteen does that to people.

Hey, I am still waiting on a serious answer to this:

I eagerly await your considered response.

Goodnight folks, see you soon-ish.

Jesus dude WTF is wrong with you?

# ? Dec 29, 2013 14:04

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

HollisBrown posted:

Jesus dude WTF is wrong with you?

leave him alone he thinks he's winning

# ? Dec 29, 2013 14:20

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

XENA I LOVE YOU posted:

thank you

it's so hard to find lefty instruments

# ? Dec 29, 2013 14:41

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Dick Dale is the only true King of the Surf Guitar :colbert:

# ? Dec 29, 2013 15:28

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

don wilson and nokie edwards

# ? Dec 29, 2013 16:11

Scab Swap Fetish: Oct 16, 2008

All I'm saying is that if you own a replica of a "unique model/paint job" a famous person uses, you're a loving loser with no creativity.

Look everyone, im just like Vai!!! SO COOL RIGHT ITS THE SAME GUITAR go gently caress yourself

# ? Dec 29, 2013 16:13

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Dr. Faustus posted:

Yeah, Springsteen does that to people.

Hey, I am still waiting on a serious answer to this:

I eagerly await your considered response.

Goodnight folks, see you soon-ish.

lmbo dude okay i can't take this anymore

nobody, and i mean NOBODY, is reading your posts for any reason other than to find ways to troll your rear end

the one and only time ppl were laughing with you and not at you was the beetlejuice pic

nobody gives a poo poo about ur guitars or ur HOT LICKZ or anything, all they care about is the fact that youre a complete dork and youre easy to rile up and you absolutely cannot resist posting in this thread twenty times a day

this is the one and only time someone is going to respond to you for any reason other than to bait you

use it wisely

# ? Dec 29, 2013 16:17

StabMasterArson: May 31, 2011

man thats gross posted:

lmbo dude okay i can't take this anymore

nobody, and i mean NOBODY, is reading your posts for any reason other than to find ways to troll your rear end

the one and only time ppl were laughing with you and not at you was the beetlejuice pic

nobody gives a poo poo about ur guitars or ur HOT LICKZ or anything, all they care about is the fact that youre a complete dork and youre easy to rile up and you absolutely cannot resist posting in this thread twenty times a day

this is the one and only time someone is going to respond to you for any reason other than to bait you

use it wisely

# ? Dec 29, 2013 16:35

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

man thats gross posted:

lmbo dude okay i can't take this anymore

nobody, and i mean NOBODY, is reading your posts for any reason other than to find ways to troll your rear end

the one and only time ppl were laughing with you and not at you was the beetlejuice pic

nobody gives a poo poo about ur guitars or ur HOT LICKZ or anything, all they care about is the fact that youre a complete dork and youre easy to rile up and you absolutely cannot resist posting in this thread twenty times a day

this is the one and only time someone is going to respond to you for any reason other than to bait you

use it wisely

# ? Dec 29, 2013 16:37

Flops: Mar 28, 2010; Look at all these lovely posts!

man thats gross posted:

lmbo dude okay i can't take this anymore

nobody, and i mean NOBODY, is reading your posts for any reason other than to find ways to troll your rear end

the one and only time ppl were laughing with you and not at you was the beetlejuice pic

nobody gives a poo poo about ur guitars or ur HOT LICKZ or anything, all they care about is the fact that youre a complete dork and youre easy to rile up and you absolutely cannot resist posting in this thread twenty times a day

this is the one and only time someone is going to respond to you for any reason other than to bait you

use it wisely

# ? Dec 29, 2013 16:49

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

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# ? Dec 29, 2013 16:50

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Dr. Faustus posted:

No, it's how people who know things tell you to shut the gently caress up until you learn something yourself.

Maybe one day you'll be my age and you'll understand. I hope you get there, but I also hope you can deal with it.

Take it easy. You'll maybe live longer.

"LI'L CUTIES"

What I said earlier about just sticking to rhythm guitar because of poo poo like this? Yeah, more of that. I literally don't want to learn about playing sick leads so I don't turn into this guy.

# ? Dec 29, 2013 18:13

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

The fact that no one at any point bought him a custom AV and title is astounding to me.

# ? Dec 29, 2013 19:18

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

what could you possibly put in his avatar that would be worse than his posts

# ? Dec 29, 2013 19:57

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

# ? Dec 29, 2013 20:06

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

man thats gross posted:

lmbo dude okay i can't take this anymore

nobody, and i mean NOBODY, is reading your posts for any reason other than to find ways to troll your rear end

the one and only time ppl were laughing with you and not at you was the beetlejuice pic

nobody gives a poo poo about ur guitars or ur HOT LICKZ or anything, all they care about is the fact that youre a complete dork and youre easy to rile up and you absolutely cannot resist posting in this thread twenty times a day

this is the one and only time someone is going to respond to you for any reason other than to bait you

use it wisely

# ? Dec 29, 2013 20:33

Rhopunzel: Jan 6, 2006; Stroll together, win together

Horror Queefs posted:

i think they look alright. i have a jackson flying v, although i prefer the Dinky style ones but this was free, anyway, if you usually play sitting down, the v's really really suck. if you want a cool "metal" guitar style then get one with the Explorer style IMO

sup jackson buddy

i have a king V and a dinky too, the dinkys in another country right now so i need to ship it over

i don't mind playing the V sitting down, if anything it forces you to use Classical Guitar Position. once i get the dinky though itll def be my practice/dicking around guitar and use the V for standing.

anyway ugly guitars: years ago i was linked this boutique guitar maker that was basically like BC rich on steroids

somehow i was able to remember one of their models names and was able to find their site at http://www.monsonguitars.com/ where you can find greats such as

some of these are so ridiculous and arbitrary it looks like it was taken from a toddlers scribblings or something, otherwise they appear to be very well made

# ? Dec 29, 2013 21:11

Harakiri Potter: Oct 18, 2004; REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Dr. Faustus posted:

You built a guitar out of raw materials.
Which one of them can post a video or an MP3 of their talent? (it won't happen, they're too terrified of their own)

ukuleles at dawn, 10 paces?

# ? Dec 29, 2013 21:17

drill press corps: Sep 28, 2007; Only my friends can call me Pigfucker.

Going to serious post here for a sec, then you guys can get back to putting Dr. Faustus to the torch.
Having 2 or 3 identical guitars has a benefit for an extremely small subset of guitarists: the professionals. If you're playing hard and doing a lot of bends, the guitar will eventually come out of tune. It is faster on stage to just pick up an already-tuned guitar and keep going than it is to take a few seconds tuning it over again.
Why an amateur would think they need this is beyond me, though.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled flaming.

# ? Dec 29, 2013 21:40

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

i enjoy having many fairly similar acoustics, but you can't really screw with a dreadnought visually too much; sound strings and feel can all be pretty vastly different though, no clue on the identical electrics thing unless you like, think one is pretty or something dumb

also that ouya thing took me like six or seven takes to get right because i didn't like how it came out

this took one e: link removed because it was dumb

sorry for the poo poo sound quality my neil young impersonation sucks and this was just the iphone sound recorder with a podcasting mic i use on my ps4

e: have i contributed to music yet am i smart music guy now

Dewgy fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Dec 31, 2013

# ? Dec 29, 2013 22:57

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

this thread is garbage as is everyone in it an the only good post was the one I made where I outed the les paul as the ugly monstrosity it is

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:14

Hustle Hound: Oct 21, 2012; all is known

XENA I LOVE YOU posted:

woah

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:14

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Dewgy posted:

i enjoy having many fairly similar acoustics, but you can't really screw with a dreadnought visually too much; sound strings and feel can all be pretty vastly different though, no clue on the identical electrics thing unless you like, think one is pretty or something dumb

also that ouya thing took me like six or seven takes to get right because i didn't like how it came out

this took one

sorry for the poo poo sound quality my neil young impersonation sucks and this was just the iphone sound recorder with a podcasting mic i use on my ps4

e: have i contributed to music yet am i smart music guy now

thats loving embarrassing that you posted that

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:15

Hustle Hound: Oct 21, 2012; all is known

XENA I LOVE YOU posted:

haow

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:15

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

brickswereshat posted:

Going to serious post here for a sec, then you guys can get back to putting Dr. Faustus to the torch.
Having 2 or 3 identical guitars has a benefit for an extremely small subset of guitarists: the professionals. If you're playing hard and doing a lot of bends, the guitar will eventually come out of tune. It is faster on stage to just pick up an already-tuned guitar and keep going than it is to take a few seconds tuning it over again.
Why an amateur would think they need this is beyond me, though.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled flaming.

some dudes just want the same guitar but in different tunings at home so I can see why you would have multiples but drat jems are pretty lame

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:31

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Cool Blue Reason posted:

thats loving embarrassing that you posted that

yay

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:42

big trivia FAIL: May 9, 2003; "Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

friend of mine tooled a guitar to insert a pickup vertically under only the E&A strings and runs it to a separate jack. He runs that output through an octave pedal and a separate amp to give him a crazy baseline while he's playing power chords. it's ugly and pretty weird. just gonna use the aforeposted unicode because i can't find a picture of what i mean

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big trivia FAIL fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Dec 30, 2013

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:42