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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

BizarroAzrael posted:

We lost John Fortune today :(

Always loved his his work with John Bird, both as aghast interviewer and gormless interviewee.

Really? That's a shame, he was a great satirist. He has looked on his last legs for as long as I've seen him though.
University Challenge Christmas Special update: Paxo has stopped assuming everyone knows the rules after they wouldn't stop conferring on the starters.

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Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001

Profanity posted:

Wait what's this? I'll take any Fulcher I can get.

It's just called 'Mashed 2013' and is on 4od now. Worth a watch just for him really.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



NY Fireworks. Boris intoning over the poo poo music. I wish I was drinking.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
itv are bringing back birds of a feather lol, kinda scraping the barrel there surely.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They made a new episode of Open All Hours.

That barrel just sits on top of an open mineshaft.

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

Ponce de Le0n posted:

itv are bringing back birds of a feather lol, kinda scraping the barrel there surely.

They did a really successful run of that in the theater of late. Could have something to do with it.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Ponce de Le0n posted:

itv are bringing back birds of a feather lol, kinda scraping the barrel there surely.

I saw the trailers, the ladies playing the sisters are looking appropriately aged, but the woman playing the dark haired one (Dorian or something) looks EXACTLY THE SAME fifteen years after the last series ended (and 24 years after it started), it's spooky.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I liked 'Sherlock' quite a bit, and think that character wise it's the best they've done (And more than a shade of 'Elementary' in there) but the whole 'flashiness' thing just doesn't work at all. It starts to get a little embarrassing when Cumberbatch has to pull 'thinking' faces while someone at the BBC goes mad with an editing machine.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I thought it was bad. But then, I didn't like it before.

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

The Bridge is back tomorrow.

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.

DrVenkman posted:

I liked 'Sherlock' quite a bit, and think that character wise it's the best they've done (And more than a shade of 'Elementary' in there) but the whole 'flashiness' thing just doesn't work at all. It starts to get a little embarrassing when Cumberbatch has to pull 'thinking' faces while someone at the BBC goes mad with an editing machine.

Exact same thoughts. The actors are decent, there's a semblance of an interesting plot, but the direction is loving awful which isn't surprising if Moffat's involved.

The episode was basically just flashy effects, character references, fan baiting and plotholes disguising that the entire mystery was just a train car that turned off an un-mapped tunnel which ran under parliament.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Kin posted:

Exact same thoughts. The actors are decent, there's a semblance of an interesting plot, but the direction is loving awful which isn't surprising if Moffat's involved.

The episode was basically just flashy effects, character references, fan baiting and plotholes disguising that the entire mystery was just a train car that turned off an un-mapped tunnel which ran under parliament.

Now I like complaining about Steven Moffat as much as the next guy, but he's a writer not a director.

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

marktheando posted:

Now I like complaining about Steven Moffat as much as the next guy, but he's a writer not a director.

Stage directions get written into scripts, especially for big signature bits where words flash by a persons face to show a hive of mental activity.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Sion posted:

Stage directions get written into scripts, especially for big signature bits where words flash by a persons face to show a hive of mental activity.

Gatiss wrote the episode so this is definitely something you can't pin on Moffat for once.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Absolutely everything wrong with it can be pinned down to the half that Moffat co-created all those years ago. It's like dominoes and butterfly wings and so on.
I feel like interrupting your show's climax with another, less interesting climax is something you should avoid. And does anyone know if the series is running 2 months later than planned. (or if Gatis has read V for Vendetta)

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






cloudchamber posted:

Gatiss wrote the episode so this is definitely something you can't pin on Moffat for once.
Not to mention that following stage directions isn't the only thing that a director does. There are a lot of people involved with Sherlock and I'd be willing to bet that the decisions made on the visual style of the show were a more collaborative method than Moffat controlling everything.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
Binge re watched Green Wing this week.

Be mine, Sue White. I would put up with any whimsy you want to pull.

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

Kin posted:

Exact same thoughts. The actors are decent, there's a semblance of an interesting plot, but the direction is loving awful which isn't surprising if Moffat's involved.

The episode was basically just flashy effects, character references, fan baiting and plotholes disguising that the entire mystery was just a train car that turned off an un-mapped tunnel which ran under parliament.

Yeah the plot was surprisingly... simplistic. Sherlock comes back from wherever and immediately clocks one of the six random people in London he apparently spies on all the time as being into something dodgy (he's previously worked out that he was a North Korean spy?).

Independently some train weirdo shows him a video of a carriage disappearing and that same guy getting on it before it disappears.


It wasn't exactly a mystery for the ages and I have to conclude that everyone involved ran out of ideas and decided to go full on fan-service. It even had Sherlock acting like Moffat's quipy whimsical self-insert half the time.

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
It seemed to me it had been written much more than 90 minutes, but they'd have to cut a lot of it out to fit the time frame so there were bits missing. It was a bit choppy, I don't remember episodes being like that before.

Metrication fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jan 3, 2014

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
And here I was thinking it seemed padded with all those awful "Sherlock is thinking" scenes!

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.

Mr. Squishy posted:

And here I was thinking it seemed padded with all those awful "Sherlock is thinking" scenes!

Not to mention the lovely fan service. "Oh, how i survived isn't important at all."*


*After it being important enough to waste time with 3 different versions of it in the episode. :rolleyes:

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Xachariah posted:

Sherlock comes back from wherever and immediately clocks one of the six random people in London he apparently spies on all the time as being into something dodgy (he's previously worked out that he was a North Korean spy?).

I assume that was a reference to Lord Sempill who was a spy for the Japanese from at least the 1920s up until WW2. The government knew he was a spy, but did nothing, because he was too well connected. (More recently, Lord Mountbatten was tied up in a fascist plot to assassinate the queen and overthrow the government - aristocrats and people from "good families" seem to be far more likely than average to turn traitor, without being punished, so that part really didn't strike me as weird at all)

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
It's glossy nonsense and it's only remotely watchable because Benedict Cumberbatch (WHO?!) and Bilbo Baggins are quite good.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Xachariah posted:

It even had Sherlock acting like Moffat's quipy whimsical self-insert half the time.
Again, that's Mark Gatiss playing Mycroft, not Stephen Moffatt.

Moffatt plays the housekeepeer landlady.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
I'm being forced to watch Celebrity Big Brother against my will, I honestly had no idea this still existed and people wanted to watch it.

It's 2014 and Jim Davidson is on my TV :stare:

Videogame Stench
Feb 11, 2011

Answers Me posted:

I'm being forced to watch Celebrity Big Brother against my will, I honestly had no idea this still existed and people wanted to watch it.

It's 2014 and Jim Davidson is on my TV :stare:

ditto

so far i am hoping the gimmick for this year is that the house releases zyklon b and is a live recreation of the auschwitz gas chambers as the last celeb goes in

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Jim Davidson and Liz Jones may cause the the CBB house to collapse into a black hole of super-dense awfulness, killing us all.

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

ookiimarukochan posted:

I assume that was a reference to Lord Sempill who was a spy for the Japanese from at least the 1920s up until WW2. The government knew he was a spy, but did nothing, because he was too well connected. (More recently, Lord Mountbatten was tied up in a fascist plot to assassinate the queen and overthrow the government - aristocrats and people from "good families" seem to be far more likely than average to turn traitor, without being punished, so that part really didn't strike me as weird at all)

It's not really a mystery that would tax Sherlock's power of deduction enough for like two eyes closed really hard thinking montages.

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

Xachariah posted:

Sherlock comes back from wherever and immediately clocks one of the six random people in London he apparently spies on all the time as being into something dodgy (he's previously worked out that he was a North Korean spy?).

Independently some train weirdo shows him a video of a carriage disappearing and that same guy getting on it before it disappears.


I thought that Sherlock only clocked that one of his "watched markers" was acting dodgy after he was shown the footage of him dissappearing? Before that he was saying to Mycroft that none of the people he watches was acting weirdly, hence the wasting time solving minor cases.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

stickyfngrdboy posted:

It's glossy nonsense and it's only remotely watchable because Benedict Cumberbatch (WHO?!) and Bilbo Baggins are quite good.

You mean Tim from the Office, surely.

stevey666
Feb 25, 2007
You mean whats his face from that lovely hardware show, right?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I thought it was that guy from the very start and very end of Hot Fuzz.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Arthur Dent?

Nah, Simon Jones is the only Dent

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Don't you mean one of the porn stand-ins from Love Actually?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
That guy from one Never Mind the Buzzcocks who hates the Japanese?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Martin Freeman, self-confessed elf-raper?

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/martin-freeman-makes-a-rape-joke-everything-sucks-1485025851



edit:just to clarify, I find ElfGate pretty lame too, I just like labelling people as elf-rapers

WeAreTheRomans fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jan 4, 2014

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

I'm really annoyed now at people making such a big deal out of a self-deprecating joke about his own attractiveness relative to elves. Bit insensitive, sure, but only dad jokes aren't.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Its Tumblr freaking out again. I've seen people sincerely label him a racist MRA after a single joke about Lucy Liu.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
One thing I noticed recently is that the Mr T youtube show thing had a bunch of reversions episodes which I think were just the same clips but in a different order and now great movie mistakes turns each episode into 14 differnt episodes. When I'm channel hopping I don't like to be confused as to whether I have or haven't seen something before and whether I want to watch it.

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Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Xachariah posted:

I'm really annoyed now at people making such a big deal out of a self-deprecating joke about his own attractiveness relative to elves. Bit insensitive, sure, but only dad jokes aren't.

Anyone offended by that joke is either a care-poser or a genuinely humourless twat. He was clearly putting on an act throughout the interview, one where he was the punchline.

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