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dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Phlegmish posted:

I don't get this one.

It has the Gulf livery on it and it's on the nurburgring probably going full speed, it's a van and it has a terrified looking child in the back.

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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

I don't get this one.

It's someone endangering their children by racing a lovely van on donuts around the Nurburgring.

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013

BgRdMchne posted:

It's someone endangering their children by racing a lovely van on donuts around the Nurburgring.

DONUTS? I love donuts! People who like donuts with sprinkles are morons!

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Phlegmish posted:

I don't get this one.



E: Yeah well at least I have a picture.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Phlegmish posted:

I don't get this one.

The livery the van has is a famous one. Luck up "gulf livery" on google and you'll see lots of very high powered race cars, including one (the ford gt40) that's in a museum.

Basically you have to know about motorsport.

E: derp, didn't realize four people already answered.

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

The prophecy has been fulfilled, the chosen one has revealed himself. Contact the orbs.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

the Buttocks! posted:

Ugh pizza hipsters.

More like a naturalist. I make my own most of the time.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

This was totally not what I expected it to be.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

The Ape of Naples posted:

This was totally not what I expected it to be.

I can't believe it wasn't fetish porn.

Dishonorable Disco
Dec 22, 2009

the sun always shines on TV

plainswalker75 posted:

I can't believe it wasn't fetish porn.

But it is a full hour of Dick. :downsrim:

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Lotron posted:

The prophecy has been fulfilled, the chosen one has revealed himself. Contact the orbs.



Reminds me of the Onion's Romney Google Search History leaked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU

"Human Teeth Parade"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Ape of Naples posted:

Pizza is supposed to be folded.

I've seen Americans eat pizza that way and you look like idiots. :shrug:

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

Tiggum posted:

I've seen Americans eat pizza that way and you look like idiots. :shrug:

Maybe in your strange land you don't have slices of pizza larger than both your hands measured at once, but here in the Colonies, we like our pizza slices so huge you have to fold it to avoid serious injuries.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Italians also fold their pizzas sometimes. But they are even lazier than Americans and don't bother to cut it.





Tempest815
Oct 7, 2006

FALCON PUNCH!!

Mu Zeta posted:

Italians also fold their pizzas sometimes. But they are even lazier than Americans and don't bother to cut it.







Finally I know how Liz Lemon was gonna shotgun that pizza.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



You guys act like noone else nowhere else has had this dumb conversation about pizza.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-november-20-2013/strife-of-pie---a-pizza-truce

Shut up about pizza.


Mu Zeta posted:

Italians also fold their pizzas sometimes. But they are even lazier than Americans and don't bother to cut it.






This has been the only part thats interesting.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
It's not a dumb conversation, because only Chicagoans think that Chicago-style is superior.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mu Zeta posted:

Italians also fold their pizzas sometimes. But they are even lazier than Americans and don't bother to cut it.







Some loving lunatic thought that he should eat his entire pizza crust first. What a nut.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All pizza is good. Just ask this cat

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Sigh. New Yor style pizza is served long enough that folding it makes it easier to eat. Chicago styly is unlike pizza anywhere else,; a cassarole style eaten with utensils and filling enough to make you unable to walk for 3 days. Everyone else is the basic standard style, otherwise you're a weirdo.

There, now we can all shut up about pizza in the funny pictures thread.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Ahem, Calzones.

jeff8472
Dec 28, 2000

He died from watch-in-ass disease
Corn and Mayo pizza

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Whither California Pizza Kitchen?

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need
Slackers.



Entirely unrelated.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

jeff8472 posted:

Corn and Mayo pizza


I have no idea why Japan is so obsessed with mayo and corn in pizza.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Mu Zeta posted:

I have no idea why Japan is so obsessed with mayo and corn in pizza.

corn doesn't sound awful...but mayo?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Ygolonac posted:

Slackers.


When pizza is a cone you can have pizza anytime!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Japan puts mayo on every other goddamn thing, why not.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Trig Discipline posted:

Japan puts mayo on every other goddamn thing, why not.
I thought that was the Dutch?

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

WebDog posted:

I thought that was the Dutch?

europe in general puts mayo on french fries.......which is actually DELICIOUS

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Americans do it too if restaurants call it aioli. They they'll drown their fries in it.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Choco1980 posted:

Sigh. New Yor style pizza is served long enough that folding it makes it easier to eat. Chicago styly is unlike pizza anywhere else,; a cassarole style eaten with utensils and filling enough to make you unable to walk for 3 days. Everyone else is the basic standard style, otherwise you're a weirdo.

There, now we can all shut up about pizza in the funny pictures thread.

At least give some pictures! New York pizza is like so:



Standard American pizza is more like this:



But really outside of bitter people who can't even enjoy good food unless it's made just how the corner place made it when they were kids, we've all grown pretty willing to experiment:

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Mu Zeta posted:

Americans do it too if restaurants call it aioli. They they'll drown their fries in it.

I was extremely pleased when they came out with the term "aioli" to make hipsters eat more mayo.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Trig Discipline posted:

Japan puts mayo on every other goddamn thing, why not.

On a recent episode of the Giant Bombcast one of the guys was relaying a story about how when he was in Japan they tried to order a pizza and had the hardest time trying to convince the pizza place that they didn't want mayo on it.

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Why doesn't this image ever stop being hypnotically funny ?

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