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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car... Drink-Mix Man, stop pestering Satan.
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There's more to me than just the quote thread. I also crush cars into cubes. And in my spare time, I promote local tough man contests. Basically I'm getting out alllll my aggression till I go to law school!
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Captain Foxy posted:There's more to me than just the quote thread. I also crush cars into cubes. And in my spare time, I promote local tough man contests. Basically I'm getting out alllll my aggression till I go to law school! Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
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Jan 2, 2014 07:22
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Everything Counts posted:Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube. You have selected POWER DRIVE.
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Jan 2, 2014 07:30
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Captain Foxy posted:There's more to me than just the quote thread. I also crush cars into cubes. And in my spare time, I promote local tough man contests. Basically I'm getting out alllll my aggression till I go to law school! Hey, you ever watch them strong man contests? They're pretty good. Those guys look strong. Other guys in prison say they're gay, but I don't know, they look strong to me.
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Jan 2, 2014 08:22
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MondayHotDog posted:Drink-Mix Man, stop pestering Satan. 
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Jan 2, 2014 19:09
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Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? I thought he was housebroken!
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Jan 2, 2014 19:15
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And the Oscar goes to...George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit By Football".
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Jan 2, 2014 19:19
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Stop the presses!    Okay, start the presses.  That takes four hours.
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Jan 2, 2014 19:21
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Stop the presses! Family meeting. Family meeting. Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families.  
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Jan 2, 2014 19:47
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:And the Oscar goes to...George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit By Football". The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!
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Jan 2, 2014 20:09
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey, you ever watch them strong man contests? They're pretty good. Those guys look strong. Other guys in prison say they're gay, but I don't know, they look strong to me. Why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
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Jan 2, 2014 20:45
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Jan 2, 2014 21:02
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How dare you disturb me during nap time?
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Jan 2, 2014 21:11
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L the losers in her wake, I the income she will make, T is for her tooth-filled mouth, T is for her tooth-filled mouth...
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Jan 2, 2014 21:49
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jscolon2.0 posted:L the losers in her wake, I the income she will make, T is for her tooth-filled mouth, T is for her tooth-filled mouth... 
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Jan 2, 2014 22:31
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Lisa, her teeth are big and green! Lisa, she smells like gasoline!
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Jan 3, 2014 00:34
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Tokelau All Star posted:Lisa, her teeth are big and green! Stupid Lisa science queen. 
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Jan 3, 2014 00:56
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Mister Kingdom posted:Stupid Lisa science queen. Hortence, the mule-faced doll!
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Jan 3, 2014 01:05
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Striking Yak, normally, I would say that you should stand up for what you believe in, but you've been doing that an awful lot lately...
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Tokelau All Star posted:Lisa, her teeth are big and green! she is my sista her birthday a missed-a 
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Jan 3, 2014 02:22
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CatchrNdRy posted:she is my sista Singing is the lowest form of communication.
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Jan 3, 2014 02:53
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Technogeek posted:Singing is the lowest form of communication. Well, I also have a song to sing. Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs. Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...
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Jan 3, 2014 03:27
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They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders. They sing without flungers, Capdapplers, and schmendlers!
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Jan 3, 2014 03:32
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jscolon2.0 posted:They sing without juicers. Remember millionaire jscolon2.0? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living? 
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Jan 3, 2014 03:54
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember millionaire jscolon2.0? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living? It’s MondayHotDog sir. All the recent events in your life have revolved around him in some way.
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Jan 3, 2014 04:02
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember millionaire jscolon2.0? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living? Please be Flanders, please be Flanders, please be Flanders! 
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Jan 3, 2014 04:06
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember millionaire jscolon2.0? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
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Jan 3, 2014 05:04
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Do you even have a job anymore?
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Jan 3, 2014 05:37
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Please be Flanders, please be Flanders, please be Flanders! Stupid, sexy Flanders!
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Jan 3, 2014 06:18
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Everything Counts posted:Do you even have a job anymore? I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, CharlieFoxTrot, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart jerk, homophobe, and missionary, but quoting in the Simpsons quote thread, that gives me the best feeling of all.
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Jan 3, 2014 06:44
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember millionaire jscolon2.0? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living? Well you smell terrible. Good luck to you!
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Jan 3, 2014 07:01
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Skeesix posted:Well you smell terrible. Thanks Mr Simpson. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers! ....what?
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Jan 3, 2014 07:11
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Captain Foxy posted:Thanks Mr Simpson. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers! Now chew through my ball sack!
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Jan 3, 2014 07:20
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Captain Foxy posted:Thanks Mr Simpson. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers! Maybe you should see a doctor about that coin in your brain.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Now chew through my ball sack! Don't touch me! NOTHING GIVES YOU THAT RIGHT
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Everything Counts posted:Do you even have a job anymore? Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!
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mrfart posted:Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver! Why don't you lay off the Asians, mrfart?
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