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Lemon posted:Content for this episode was compiled by Cheapskate and Matt, based on a tip from Djeser at Something Awful I'm 
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Oh my god. I skipped over this stuff when it came up in the TVTropes thread, and now I wish I hadn't. This is my new favorite 'Internet thing'. It's like the missing link between Ulililia and Chris-Chan, but with none of Chris-Chan's creepiness. I wanted to hate him, but then we got to the 'Yo Splaz' stuff and I realized that this is just a weird, socially retarded kid that never grew up. Someone get Fox Searchlight on the line, we've found their new film.
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Dec 29, 2013 06:23
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Djeser posted:I'm You might be famous but my doc was one of the ones used 
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Dec 29, 2013 06:33
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I am brought low by those more podcast famous than me.  I was legitimately giddy to hear that there was a Dozerfleet episode. He's Ulililia without the heart of gold, or like if CWC wrote his own Conservapedia articles. Every detail is on that wiki. The file structure of his desktop computers. Every trivial life event. Pictures of the girls he creeped on. (  )I totally believe Lemon when he said they went way over time while recording it. Every section on the wiki has enough content for an episode. I've been meaning to do something with one of the books Dozerfleet released for free, but it's just so much.
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Dec 29, 2013 06:43
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Cleretic posted:Oh my god. I skipped over this stuff when it came up in the TVTropes thread, and now I wish I hadn't. He's a lot creepier, hateful and self-absorbed than you realize.
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Dec 29, 2013 08:08
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Cleretic posted:It's like the missing link between Ulililia and Chris-Chan, but with none of Chris-Chan's creepiness. He's definitely got at least a little of Chris-Chan's creepiness. They just briefly mentioned it in the episode, but women being decapitated is a recurring theme in his...work?
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Dec 29, 2013 08:29
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Laocius posted:He's definitely got at least a little of Chris-Chan's creepiness. They just briefly mentioned it in the episode, but women being decapitated is a recurring theme in his...work? There is a page on his wiki about jow often it occurs.
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Dec 29, 2013 08:43
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I believe that this episode is not complete without the stills from Dozerfleet's epic  
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Dec 29, 2013 13:41
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Man, what kind of serial-killer poo poo is that? Does it make any more sense in context?
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Dec 29, 2013 16:47
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Squint posted:Man, what kind of serial-killer poo poo is that? Does it make any more sense in context? The Voyagers guard Neone after her past is revealed in "Not What They Seem". A crowd of Felts believes Neone is the missing princess.
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Dec 29, 2013 16:55
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Squint posted:Man, what kind of serial-killer poo poo is that? Does it make any more sense in context? He actually explains it reasonably well (for a maniac) in the content of the episode: When he went to school he would make up imaginary characters and worlds for them to live in out of objects that surrounded him. In school that was pens, tables and other stationery.
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Dec 29, 2013 17:00
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Ooh, new episode. Animated Nerd posted:disco rice This is best term.
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Dec 29, 2013 18:37
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Squint posted:Man, what kind of serial-killer poo poo is that? Does it make any more sense in context? Not to tell tales out of school but I was first introduced to the Dozerfleet founder in college when he was harassing a friend of mine in the same program as him, and it was shortly after that I was exposed to his wiki and was blown away. I have mixed feelings because i've spent years following his deranged and increasingly specific personal cannon, but knowing how threatening and detached he was IRL is also pretty spooky. Serial killer vibes is really the most blunt way to describe it.
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Dec 29, 2013 20:09
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Seeing his films on a real screen in a room of real people is a loving trip though.
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Dec 29, 2013 20:11
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I love the slow burn that episode was. "Oh ok he's a generic weirdo obsessed with his own creation, ok" "Oh he's racist, uh, alright." "Oh he's super religious and terrified of condoms? Weird." "OH poo poo HE STRAIGHT UP IS GONNA WEAR THIS GIRL AS A SKIN SUIT".
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Dec 29, 2013 21:18
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It just kept getting better and better. I'm a little disappointed we didn't get the full unedited episode in the spirit of Dozerfleet productions.
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Dec 30, 2013 08:30
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Seeing his films on a real screen in a room of real people is a loving trip though.
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Dec 30, 2013 09:04
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Flython posted:It just kept getting better and better. I'm a little disappointed we didn't get the full unedited episode in the spirit of Dozerfleet productions. I'd really like to hear a part two. There's just so much loving gold on his wiki.
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Dec 30, 2013 10:24
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The rest of the recording was scrapped with good reason. We typically record until we think that we have at least an hour of usable material. Sometimes it just takes a bit of time to find our footing, sometimes we linger a bit too long on something that isn't at all funny, and sometimes we spend to much time reiterating stuff we've already covered. This one suffered from all of those problems.
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Dec 30, 2013 22:01
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I can see how difficult stuff like that can be and what we got was absolute gold. You've been really good about giving us a nice one-two punch of creepy and goofy lately.
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Dec 31, 2013 00:25
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TetsuoTW posted:Wait, he actually made things? I'll have to sift through the current TV Tropes thread to find it, but I saw a ~30-minute live action "movie" that he made for public access cable and later uploaded to YouTube. It is glorious. e. Found it RoeCocoa fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Dec 31, 2013 |
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Dec 31, 2013 01:00
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Dozerfleet. Good Lord. I've listened to every single F Plus episode, and I think I've finally found a subject to whom my perceived ratio of hilarity to loathing ticks over to the 'too much loathing' side. Seriously, bug chasers, bug urethra pluggers, Sonic furries, Conservapeda editors, et al... none of these folks inspire the same sense of blood-chilling revulsion in me as Dozerdude. I'd never heard of Dozerfleet before listening to the episode, but now I'm seriously concerned that I'll be hearing about him shooting up a cable access studio in the near future. Also, if the episode content wasn't enough to convince you that the guy probably needs to be given the Clockwork Orange brainwashing treatment, here's a lovely little piece from his Deviantart 'division' that someone else linked to on the episode's comments section: http://bulldozerivan.deviantart.com/art/Can-t-Have-Their-Heads-380776648 The poster that supplied the link described it: quote:Dozer Deviant Art image of two underage Poser3D models in bikinis, with the youngest one having some kind of machine around her waist. There's a giant wall of backstory too that I don't want to read! I read it, and in case you want to know, the backstory involves Liberal Jihadists taking over the US and one of the digital pedo realdolls from the picture getting raped a lot. Great episode though. Very funny!
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Dec 31, 2013 05:47
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steinrokkan posted:He actually explains it reasonably well (for a maniac) in the content of the episode: When he went to school he would make up imaginary characters and worlds for them to live in out of objects that surrounded him. In school that was pens, tables and other stationery. To me it seemed like a bizarre combination with a really obsessive personality and having absolutely no creativity. At the same time it feels like he was really lazy about coming up with characters (i.e. he just randomly grabbed the pens around them and gave them sci-fi babytalk names) and yet he's put a TON of work into cataloging their elaborate backstory. It doesn't sound like he's ever actually written any episodes of... Well, anything, right? I guess he just comes up with the world, catalogs it on his wiki, and then moves on to other "projects".
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I.W.W. ATTITUDE posted:Also, if the episode content wasn't enough to convince you that the guy probably needs to be given the Clockwork Orange brainwashing treatment, here's a lovely little piece from his Deviantart 'division' that someone else linked to on the episode's comments section: http://bulldozerivan.deviantart.com/art/Can-t-Have-Their-Heads-380776648 Hahaha wow. I can't believe I'm saying this, but CWC at least drew his own poo poo. MARLACK INKRIPE CHERRY VENUS Cat Planet fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Dec 31, 2013 |
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Dec 31, 2013 10:50
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Made with: "The Sims 3: Pets" e: Duke Arfaas of the Hebbleskin Gang Candi Flippo Dolly Malestrom Jeraime Malestrom Shalia Flippo Dude certainly has a way with names. And that way is the wrong way.
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Dec 31, 2013 10:52
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Dozer is gold. I donno if he'll blow up like CWC; but the dude is seriously ill, writes a million pages about things he hasn't done, and is a right wing conspiracy nut to boot.
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Dec 31, 2013 20:10
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Grondoth posted:Dozer is gold. I donno if he'll blow up like CWC; but the dude is seriously ill, writes a million pages about things he hasn't done, and is a right wing conspiracy nut to boot. I think if he does blow up he may be the internet crazy dude to actually harm someone. I'm getting real 'punish the sluts' serial killer vibes from this poo poo. Like, next girl who he feels doesn't give his newsletter the respect it deserves, boom, skin suit.
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Dec 31, 2013 20:13
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TetsuoTW posted:Made with: "The Sims 3: Pets" It's like liartownusa but serious.
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Dec 31, 2013 23:53
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Grondoth posted:Dozer is gold. I donno if he'll blow up like CWC;
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Holy poo poo, Dozerfleet loving hates Nelson Mandela.
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During my lifetime I have dedicated myself to this struggle of the Purple Pens.
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Friends Are Evil posted:Holy poo poo, Dozerfleet loving hates Nelson Mandela. Oh yeah. Dozerfleet journal titles: Mandela a 'hero'? NOT SO FAST! Who Framed Assad? Etymologists: 'Gay identity' a linguistic fraud! Obama* gives DHS the clear to wipe out the Web Spam-the-Debt-Clock-Everywhere Month, anyone? Protest of Spirit Day: Who are the REAL bullies??? How to cinematize a Sims 3 shot There's some goddamn incredible things in there. Like where he says Israeli intelligence leaked the name of the Boston bomber and it's totally wrong and he never says anything about it. Or where he says that nazi gays have infiltrated Academia and formed GLSEN, which then formed NAMBLA. And that Harvey Milk was one of the most prolific Child Murderers ever. It's amazing that he has his own website to blather on about this stuff and yet it spills out in his deviant art account and no one even bothers to comment. Grondoth fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 3, 2014 |
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Grondoth posted:Etymologists: 'Gay identity' a linguistic fraud! e: Dear God it's everything I could've hoped. quote:Turns out, the term "homosexual" itself didn't even appear in the English language until 1892. And the classifications used by the LGBTQ(P) system of today are actually even more recent than that. No ancient language and no ancient system contained any such classification system. I guess that makes the Dozerfleet wiki an even more amazing discovery, being as it is on the "Internet", a term only coined in 1985 and therefore referring to a non-existent thing. sub supau fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 3, 2014 |
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Jan 3, 2014 04:01
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edit: ^^^ oh. Yeah, it's kinda as dumb as I expected. I'm just curious why etymologists get to be the ones to say something about the "gay identity" as opposed to anthropologists. Or, you know, gay people. Not curious enough to read his poo poo though.
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Grondoth posted:
You aren't kidding: quote:Now, this Pink Swastika knew that to avenge the Third Reich, they'd need to infiltrate American academia. But...how ever were they to do it? Enter Mr. Green, who made it easy to infiltrate European academia. However this "Mr. Green" was, he was one of the most prolific serial child molesters that ever lived, raping even more children than Harvey Milk and the Jim Jones Cult. Mr. Green had a friend, a disturbed quack of a zoologist named Alfred Kinsey. Kinsey hired a man with no real experience at statistics to be his statistician. And with Kinsey's help, the Pink Swastika gained the means to re-write the rules of reality itself - at least in their own minds. Mods, please change my name to The Pink Swastika TIA Friends Are Evil fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jan 3, 2014 |
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Jan 3, 2014 04:14
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Grondoth posted:it spills out in his deviant art account and no one even bothers to comment.  )
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Jan 3, 2014 05:23
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I personally think his Assad post was way better.quote:The plot in Syria thickens. New e-mails reveal that Obama was involved with al-Queada and the Muslim Brotherhood since the days of Frank Marshall Davis. And that he was even involved in plans to eventually bankroll and gun-run to al-Queada plants in Syria even during Bush's first term. Treason only begins to describe it. Yet, the Demoncrap party ensured it remained firmly under the radar. That's just the intro but if you know even the barest thing about the things he's talking about it's the funniest loving thing you'll ever read. edit: It gets so much better but hosed if I'm c/ping it all, in short Obama is to blame for the gas attacks because he sold guns and chemical weapons to Assad (through AQ?) during Bush's presidency FOR REASONS.
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Jan 3, 2014 08:24
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"al-Queada" The US has only been openly at war with al-Qaeda for what, a loving decade and change now, I can see how you could not know how to spell the name.
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Jan 3, 2014 08:32
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TetsuoTW posted:"al-Queada" I don't acknowledge your terrist spellin conventions, in God's Country we put u's after q's! And gently caress up a and e I guess? Can't really make a joke about that one.
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quote:"Now, I also have a preference for Asians and Filipinas. This might be called a "fetish."" A literal planet of gold has been found here.
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