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All I can say is... You don't need goals to be a striker, but Jozy is a striker.
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Is this the thread where we discuss the goal scoring threat that is jozy altidore?
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thompson posted:Is this the thread where we discuss the goal scoring threat that is jozy altidore? No but it is the thread where we discuss Jozy Altidore.
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Jan 3, 2014 01:54
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thompson posted:Is this the thread where we discuss the goal scoring threat that is jozy altidore? I think you are looking for the USMNT thread
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Adulterous Hitler posted:English football fans can be far more ruthless than the most diehard Red Sox or Packers fans. Jozy just needs to relax and let the comments roll off his back like water on a duck. Only wins and his coaches matter now. Would be good for him to spend time with Howard and Cameron and breathe deeply. Twitter and email live forever. So count to one thousand before responding. I don't want Jozy within 1000 yards of Cameron, he is actually decent at football.
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Haggis Heed posted:I think you are looking for the USMNT thread Yeah because of that one guy that does that
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80085 posted:Yeah because of that one guy that does that This but all the others also its like a bigsoccer embassy.
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Many geniuses aren't recognized in their own lifetimes. Jozy is so far ahead of the rest of the football world that we can't comprehend his greatness. He has moved beyond conventional concerns like "scoring goals" and "ball control" and is playing on another level — a game within the game. History will vindicate his brilliance. He is the Van Gogh of football.
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Jan 3, 2014 17:17
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J Hume posted:Many geniuses aren't recognized in their own lifetimes. Jozy is so far ahead of the rest of the football world that we can't comprehend his greatness. He has moved beyond conventional concerns like "scoring goals" and "ball control" and is playing on another level — a game within the game. History will vindicate his brilliance. He is the Van Gogh of football. In suffering there is beauty.
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Jan 3, 2014 17:20
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I wish he'd Van Gogh away
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J Hume posted:Many geniuses aren't recognized in their own lifetimes. Jozy is so far ahead of the rest of the football world that we can't comprehend his greatness. He has moved beyond conventional concerns like "scoring goals" and "ball control" and is playing on another level — a game within the game. History will vindicate his brilliance. He is the Van Gogh of football. hes going to cut off his ear after poyet tells him he can't have a pie at half time
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Jan 3, 2014 17:21
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He had an open goal and couldn't control a simple pass, and then he fell over
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Jan 3, 2014 17:23
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T. Finninho posted:He had an open goal and couldn't control a simple pass, and then he fell over sorry you don't understand art get yourself down to the tate
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Jan 3, 2014 17:24
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NeoNaoNeo posted:I wish he'd Van Gogh away I'm worried about your pronunciation, NeoNaoNeo.
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Jan 3, 2014 17:25
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Eboracum posted:I'm worried about your pronunciation, NeoNaoNeo. It's closer to "van go" than the way the English pronounce it "van guff."
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Shrapnac posted:It's closer to "van go" than the way the English pronounce it "van guff." er, not really
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Shrapnac posted:It's closer to "van go" than the way the English pronounce it "van guff." No it's not.
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rats off to ya posted:Jozy will score 12 goals and then remember the tears of the Haitian earthquake victims and score 2 more to make 14 goals total. 
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Shrapnac posted:It's closer to "van go" than the way the English pronounce it "van guff."
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its pronounced like this, in fact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqHtn0SGh5s
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atomic gog posted:its pronounced like this, in fact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqHtn0SGh5s The Jozy Altidore of Pronunciation?
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After finding out how Vincent Van Hocks name is really pronounced I'd like the opportunity to amend my previous post. Ahem. I wish he'd Van Gogh away.
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Modus Trollens posted:hes going to cut off his ear after poyet tells him he can't have a pie at half time Jozy ate Borini's halftime calzone and Fabio almost died. Shocking stuff.
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Jan 3, 2014 19:04
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Jozy and Kagawa would be an interesting sight at a buffet
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Jan 3, 2014 19:17
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Haggis Heed posted:Jozy and Kagawa would be an interesting sight at a buffet Nice casual racism, fu@ktard.
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Jan 3, 2014 19:21
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Mean Bean Machine posted:Nice casual racism, fu@ktard. Me so solly.
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Jan 3, 2014 20:08
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thompson posted:Is this the thread where we discuss the goal scoring threat that is jozy altidore? He's a threat to goal scoring, it's true.
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J Hume posted:Many geniuses aren't recognized in their own lifetimes. Jozy is so far ahead of the rest of the football world that we can't comprehend his greatness. He has moved beyond conventional concerns like "scoring goals" and "ball control" and is playing on another level — a game within the game. History will vindicate his brilliance. He is the Van Gogh of football. If you love him so much why don't you marry him haha
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Jan 4, 2014 13:53
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Did the Bull Jozer score today?
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Sunderland play tomorrow
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Jan 4, 2014 22:53
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Scott Bakula posted:Sunderland play tomorrow he probably didn't bang any in during training OP
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Jan 5, 2014 07:56
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He can't even score against carlisle ffs the man is a fraud
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Jan 5, 2014 16:53
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gently caress jozy
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Are you reading BigSoccer?
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lol oops
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Jan 5, 2014 18:11
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Pissflaps posted:lol oops Jozy can't pass
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Grumpy in LA
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Jan 5, 2014 20:17
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trem_two posted:Jozy can't pass I didn't even know he was transitioning.
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Jozy with an assist today, fine game chap.
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