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Dr. Faustus posted:Get this: "hey guys, please don't eat the brownies i've baked. they taste really great, and i put nuts and honey in them. they are some of the greatest brownies in the world and you should totally try one. hey, WHAT THE gently caress? i told you not to eat my delicious amazing brownies! what are you, stupid?"
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international owl day posted:me me me Funny how you'd feel singled out under circumstances like those, but hey they handed me the keys to the thread. Ootrek posted:"hey guys, please don't eat the brownies i've baked. they taste really great, and i put nuts and honey in them. they are some of the greatest brownies in the world and you should totally try one. hey, WHAT THE gently caress? i told you not to eat my delicious amazing brownies! what are you, stupid?" I didn't post this abominable thread.
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shut up shut up shut up oh my god just shut up
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Fonzarelli posted:shut up shut up shut up oh my god just shut up Yeah! Everybody should be able to love their guitars, and not be hosed with. Imagine a world...
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Harry in Rio, this one's just for you:
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Dr. Faustus posted:I know, it's really weird, isn't it? Go count how many times my Seafoam Green JEM was quoted after Captain Capslock posted it on page one, or page two, or how Ulgar posted my collection pic on page two.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I didn't post this abominable thread. 
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Dr. Faustus posted:I know, it's really weird, isn't it? Go count how many times my Seafoam Green JEM was quoted after Captain Capslock posted it on page one, or page two, or how Ulgar posted my collection pic on page two. DIE FOR YOUR CAUSE, THROW YOURSELF UPON YOUR SWORD
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Fax Sr posted:sup thread Haha wow, they should have made all of those knobs gears so that when you turn one they all turn.
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stratdax posted:Harry in Rio, this one's just for you: well when they sell that as having an eq, at least its not a bunch of knobs, right?
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Harry in Rio posted:well when they sell that as having an eq, at least its not a bunch of knobs, right? Sorry that's my bad, here you go: 
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^Gah, beat me to it. Also, guitarfail.com seems to be pretty on the money for this thread.
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stratdax posted:Sorry that's my bad, here you go: the knobs control how bright the LEDs are and are otherwise useless
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stratdax posted:Sorry that's my bad, here you go: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Dolphin posted:if you spent as much time learning music appreciation and theory every day as you have bitching in this thread you might be a decent musician Keep on truckin' haters.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I like a lot of the songs I've played on, and I have loved a lot of the gigs I've played, and I will be God Damned before I let you or anyone else judge me in an Ugly Guitar thread. 
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Dr. Faustus posted:I took music "preesh" back in 1988. I learned everything from African Poly rhythms to Musique Concrete and I am just a product of the guitarists who were doing huge things when I was 16. Maybe I'll never be a decent musician, but I like a lot of the songs I've played on, and I have loved a lot of the gigs I've played, and I will be God Damned before I let you or anyone else judge me in an Ugly Guitar thread.
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That is one awesome guitar right there.Dolphin posted:everything from african poly rhythms to musique concrete eh. fancy that lizzy. There's a lot of other stuff in between there, Dolphin.
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Harry in Rio posted:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Perhaps you would also like this one? Because I sure do: 
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stratdax posted:Perhaps you would also like this one? Because I sure do: holy poo poo all of those knobs thank you
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stratdax posted:Perhaps you would also like this one? Because I sure do: there is no god
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Wow! Here's a video of a man who couldn't wait to give a HIDEOUS guitar to Yngwie Malmsteen. The video includes the guy giving it to him apparently suffering the beginnings of a heart attack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0NR7PzyKcQ
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Captain Tolerable posted:holy poo poo all of those knobs Harry in Rio posted:there is no god You're welcome, Captain Tolerable. Harry in Rio, this one isn't quite as impressive, but what it lacks in knobs in makes up for in strings (of which it has 10). 
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stratdax posted:You're welcome, Captain Tolerable. hahahaha hooly poo poo. This might be my favorite one all thread.
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Brown Blitzkrieg posted:Yo, I hate these songs because the mixing is loving awful and there's nothing clever about them. ok i just finally gave this a listen and this dude here is right, the mixing sucks, the drum programming sucks, and holy poo poo don't put that much chorus on your bad synth patches
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Salt Fish posted:hahahaha hooly poo poo. This might be my favorite one all thread.
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drat well I'm not sure how I can top that. Oh well 
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ic ame
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killhamster posted:ok i just finally gave this a listen and this dude here is right, the mixing sucks, the drum programming sucks, and holy poo poo don't put that much chorus on your bad synth patches I admit the mix is bad, but I had no monitors then. The song is still what it was meant to be: heavy, low, slow, and simple. Are you judging some other track that doesn't have drum programming? Help me out, ok? quote:weird. how come your music sounds like you don't know anything about music then? Music is one of the most subjective artforms in existence. Why do you have to fight about it? Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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Larry Horseplay posted:Ha, I'm almost as old as Faustus and we made fun of that poo poo music back then because it was poo poo. Why is anybody playing it like 20 years later it was loving horrible.
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