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Dr. Faustus posted:Wait, what song do you think you are talking about? Because the "boring" one is all three-piece drums/bass/guitar with no chorus at all. this one here duder http://tindeck.com/listen/kjky lrn2synth
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Guys we were on such a roll. Please don't swerve back. I have a feeling this one was already posted:  So here's another: 
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stratdax posted:So here's another:
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i call bullshit that looks photoshopped as all hell
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Apologies, I didn't look closely (or at all, really)
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killhamster posted:i call bullshit that looks photoshopped as all hell even so, someone somewhere thinks that thing is mankind's greatest achievement and has made it their life's goal to have it made unfortunately he also posts way too much in this thread about his dumb ibanez collection
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stratdax posted:Apologies, I didn't look closely. i'm the terrible body that breaks the second you use the whammy bar
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comes along bort posted:Ha, I'm almost as old as Faustus and we made fun of that poo poo music back then because it was poo poo. Why is anybody playing it like 20 years later it was loving horrible. killhamster posted:this one here duder I don't tell my bandmates what to play. I agree with his decisions on the keyboards. They were meant to be thick and full. If you don't like them, that's your prerogative. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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original name: awesome-guitars.jpg
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Here's a three in one to make up for my screw up Sold!  Here's one by the same company:  This one is clearly amazing 
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Dr. Faustus posted:O, I'm SO SORRY, except that if you were smart enough to check the first two pages of this very stupid thread you'd see that my own guitars were the fodder for this thread and they were posted by people who had a grudge against me, and this was their invitation to me to come inhabit this thread like my home. you have successfully deflected the attack. now instead of a singular nerd thinking ur guitars are ugly, a large number of people are very certain you are a gigantic moron Dr. Faustus posted:Probably because most guy my age wouldn't learn a scale or do anything beyond aping Boston or Marshall Tucker Band or whatever. Anything more ambitious than that was too "pretentious." gotta bold just BOSTON so everyone knows which 1 you hold in most derision or something. whats it like to have less stage presence, musical talent, or success in music as a career than many 16 y/o kids with 20 dollar guitars from a pawnshop while going on forever about yuor dumb bullshit and your truncated social life
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the first time i made out, was to the first boston album boy was my cousin hot stratdax posted:Here's a three in one to make up for my screw up are you trying to win my heart baby don't hurt me
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MotherFuckingT-REX posted:whats it like to have less stage presence, musical talent, or success in music as a career than many 16 y/o kids with 20 dollar guitars from a pawnshop while going on forever about yuor dumb bullshit and your truncated social life
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Dr. Faustus posted:Probably because most guys my age wouldn't learn a scale or do anything beyond aping Boston or Marshall Tucker Band or whatever. Anything more ambitious than that was too "pretentious." Dr. Faustus posted:You would know the answer to this better than I would. Answer you own question.
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Dr. Faustus posted:You would know the answer to this better than I would. Answer you own question. my body is rubber and ur glue so it bounces off and lands on your shattered dreams and loveless existance
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This is a very interesting discussion, I hope this endless back-and-forth goes on for eternity. We are all getting a lot out of it.
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*cradles guitar in lap and leans over to whisper to it* 1 year anniversary coming up! maybe this time guys?
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Dolphin posted:GOD DAMNIT dude. This thread is not going to get better for you, people will stop talking about you if you just go do something else. Post in some other threads, get some food, watch some porn, whatever. I guarantee you'll feel better if you just pretend you never posted here. you know thats not accomplishing anything, right?
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Dr. Faustus posted:I don't tell my bandmates what to play. I agree with his decisions on the keyboards. They were meant to be thick and full. If you don't like them, that's you prerogative. use more oscillators or a little unison or something but jeez that chorus sounds like it's in a goddamn puddle
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i was gonna post the koopa guitar god damnit
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We need hellbans again, can someone make that happen?
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thelightguy posted:We need hellbans again, can someone make that happen? lowtax said it broke the forums thanks radium
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Fax Sr posted:i was gonna post the koopa guitar god damnit Sorry broheem, I swagger jacked Abongination earlier too. Peace and Love, maaaaan 
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killhamster posted:use more oscillators or a little unison or something but jeez that chorus sounds like it's in a goddamn puddle I'll forward this to him 18 years ago, ok? Thanks for bringing this up. I love the sound of my Seymour Duncan '59 on this tune.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I'll forward this to him 18 years ago, ok? sorry about your casio
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stratdax posted:This is a very interesting discussion, I hope this endless back-and-forth goes on for eternity. We are all getting a lot out of it.  i feel like i'm on mst3k only with guitars, and you're dr. forrester and i'm joel and you're sending me these abominations instead of lovely films
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I have no idea what any of that means but I get the gist of it and I'm laughing pretty drat hard. Here's another peace guitar!  But I think that was posted already so here's a slightly different style. 
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killhamster posted:this one here duder That is seriously the funniest poo poo I've heard since highschool.
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Here's one for when you get hungry midway through your gig! ...or for when you want to get really, really radical. 
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stratdax posted:Here's one for when you get hungry midway through your gig!
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Now, if you wanted to get extremely radical you would have to get this guitar. There's also a good chance of accidentally killing yourself and your entire band with it.  Here's one for you fishing lovers out there! 
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killhamster posted:sorry about your casio But I love the way my Ibanez 770DX sounds through my stereo Peavey 50-watt combos on that tune, and I think his bass sounds awesome, and the drummer's kit sounds pretty good. ...you, complaining about the chorus on the intro hurts me so much. Really. No, actually, go gently caress yourelf. It was a great showcase tune for 1995. Oh, that's this ugly one: 
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Dolphin posted:if they made one with california rolls i'd totally get it jesus loving christ i'm not sure if i'm more ashamed of that guitar or whether i was able to identify the sushi correctly and i was time to re-evaluate life maybe i should go ride fence in montana feelin' metrosexual as gently caress man
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Harry in Rio posted:jesus loving christ  Chill man  What's the emoticon code for this one? 
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Dr. Faustus posted:No, actually, go gently caress yourelf. It was a great showcase tune for 1995. dont lie
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if you are still friends with whoever did the vocals stop
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Dr. Faustus posted:Probably because most guys my age wouldn't learn a scale or do anything beyond aping Boston or Marshall Tucker Band or whatever. Anything more ambitious than that was too "pretentious." How dare those people learn to play music they like! When you say poo poo like that, you're doing the exact same thing you're accusing the rest of this thread full of negative grudge-holding assholes of doing.
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I found the stupidest double-neck of all time. Very very frightening ME!  This guy looked at basses with 5 strings and said "psssh I can do that with two!" 
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stratdax posted:I found the stupidest double-neck of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_UHTCjTNLA
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