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do you ever sometimes gently caress the carrying handle or at least think about it
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Fax Sr posted:do you ever sometimes gently caress the carrying handle or at least think about it The "monkey grip" is a gimmick and nothing more. When Vai was on stage he used to sling the guitar around his neck and stuff like that. It was part of the performance like the fan that blows his hair back is now. Me, I never hold the guitar by the monkey grip. I used to tell people who gave me poo poo about it that I hung my cock through it. But I had a JEM and they didn't, so who's to compare? No, I handle those JEM instruments the same way I carry all my guitars. As far as I am concerned the monkey grip isn't there; because I never touch it, except when polishing the instrument. I think a lot of Vai-haters don't get that he was most famous during a time when on-stage antics meant more than playing. That trend I think has reversed, but Ibanez (especially Ibanez in Japan) has become a VERY respected brand since 1988. But to answer your question honestly, I sometimes tell some idiots that I gently caress the monkey grip.
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Jan 4, 2014 11:50
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Dr. Faustus posted:I never touch it, except when polishing the instrument. You post like a jack-off, you play guitar like a jack-off, and your sole redeeming quality is the adorable look of confusion you get when no one in the room want to high five you when you cum. Congratulations? Oops. To contribute, 
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Frankenstyle posted:You post like a jack-off, you play guitar like a jack-off, and your sole redeeming quality is the adorable look of confusion you get when no one in the room want to high five you when you cum. Ow, that really hurt, Frankenstyle. P.S. - That guitar is beautiful. Oops, to contribute, why don't you contribute? Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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Jan 4, 2014 12:15
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Whooooo Hooooo! High Five!
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Jan 4, 2014 12:18
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Frankenstyle posted:Whooooo Hooooo! You play guitar like a what now? Frankenstyle posted:No, it's my job to poo poo on people who do a thing I can't begin to do! It's my JOB, don't you GET IT? gently caress them! I will smite them! Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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Jan 4, 2014 12:21
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Dr. Faustus posted:You play guitar like a what now? I'm listening to my first album as I type this. I only played guitar on one track on this one, because it was easier to drink during shows if I was just singing. I could post it with a few clicks, but I won't. I won't because you want me to. How hard are you right now?
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Jan 4, 2014 12:35
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Frankenstyle posted:I'm listening to my first album as I type this. I only played guitar on one track on this one, because it was easier to drink during shows if I was just singing. I could post it with a few clicks, but I won't. I won't because you want me to. Do you have a second or third or nth album to teach me a lesson about playing the guitar? Because I would learn from that. What kind of narcissist are you, listening to yourself as you post? Jesus, you loving monster. I like how you played guitar because you were drunk. You must be a real scary gunslinger if your best work, which you won't share, is when you were wasted. Goddamn, Frankenstyle, I owe you a huge apology. Or I don't. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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Jan 4, 2014 12:39
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all guitars are beautiful
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Jan 4, 2014 13:01
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Even ones that perspective trick you into looking like a six-gun shootn' dwarf?
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Jan 4, 2014 13:09
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i find multiscale guitars to be pretty fcuking ugly, particularly on a guitar that costs 2k or more http://www.mayones.com/en/katalog/regius/mayones_regius_7_VF_multiscale_baritone_EN
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Jan 4, 2014 14:19
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multiscales are one of those things where you're guaranteed the person using it won't be making any music worth hearing e: i'm sure i bitched about it before but why do all these super-expensive new custom shop builders always use really doofy headstocks   both of those cost at least a couple thousand dollars and they look like some cheap offbrand chinese bullshit. actually that blue one is like 7 grand at least ran gets it right and goes whole hog 
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Jan 4, 2014 14:25
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O hey, you're almost all full of poo poo and you can't play. HTH.
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Jan 4, 2014 14:37
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Jan 4, 2014 14:46
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Dr. Faustus posted:I don't play keys. He had a pair of keyboards and a MOOG pedal. One was a Roland SY-22 I think, and the other was a gently caress if I know, a DY-something. He now has like two MIDI controllers and a variety of keyboards on cards that he uses in his cover bands now. I know very little about it. Gotta love the matched fret markers and selector switch Also I've mentioned this before but wipe the Cheeto dust off your hands before you play and clean your fretboard you disgusting piece of poo poo, it looks like you could scrape that poo poo off with a fingernail No wait tell us more about polishing the dickhole in your gross green guitar
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Jan 4, 2014 14:51
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Jan 4, 2014 14:57
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After the Burial are p. good but one of their guitarists reeeeaally loves Lacoste for some reason  Also I love ESPs but their custom shop makes some fugly stuff   
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Jan 4, 2014 15:04
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The poo snake guitar is currently winning this thread because we know that someone thought that looked really good
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Jan 4, 2014 15:09
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In a few weeks I shall have a have a bit more free time due to finishing off some commissions. Should I build an intentionally disgusting guitar?
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Jan 4, 2014 15:10
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White Dog Eggs posted:A thought occurs to me, in a few weeks I shall have a have a bit more free time due to finishing off some commissions. Should I build an intentionally disgusting guitar? recreate surfguitar with poosnake and dick holes
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Jan 4, 2014 15:11
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XENA I LOVE YOU posted:recreate surfguitar with poosnake and dick holes If I could get my hands on a surfboard for free I would totally do this. Carving is too much effort for no pay-off though so I'd probably just glue one of these on it; 
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Jan 4, 2014 15:15
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XENA I LOVE YOU posted:recreate surfguitar with poosnake and dick holes Seafoam green if u pls e: or just take the crappiest Ibanez you can find and see how many jem-style holes you can make in the body before the whole thing just collapses
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Jan 4, 2014 15:20
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If there is one thing I associate with butts, it's wine glasses. Edit: Should have made an electro-acoustic and put the jackk socked in the rear end. This guitar is a wasted opportunity and that saddens me 
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Jan 4, 2014 15:24
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if 'small is beautiful' then
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Jan 4, 2014 15:30
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I ruined all of them Ever Forthright Guitarist - 
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Jan 4, 2014 15:47
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8 string lmbo fuckin nerd
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Jan 4, 2014 15:49
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Jan 4, 2014 15:58
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remember 2010? it's back...in guitar form!
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Jan 4, 2014 16:13
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White Dog Eggs posted:In a few weeks I shall have a have a bit more free time due to finishing off some commissions. Should I build an intentionally disgusting guitar? Make one with a glory hole so you can get an anonymous bj while you shred.
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Jan 4, 2014 16:14
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Snowy posted:Make one with a glory hole so you can get an anonymous bj while you shred. So far we've got a seafoam green surfboard guitar with a snake, monkey-grip/dickhole AND and a glory hole. Anything else?
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Jan 4, 2014 16:26
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White Dog Eggs posted:So far we've got a seafoam green surfboard guitar with a snake, monkey-grip/dickhole AND and a glory hole. Anything else? Make one incorporating the Doge meme, because a) it will be stupid and annoying, and b) because some nerd will still pay an excessive amount of cash for it
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White Dog Eggs posted:So far we've got a seafoam green surfboard guitar with a snake, monkey-grip/dickhole AND and a glory hole. Anything else? six humbuckers, gold everything, all the knobs and switches in your shop, a pickguard strategically placed to guard absolutely nothing, and ideally it should be 15+ strings
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Jan 4, 2014 16:31
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have one of the guitar's fin things get really pointy and spiky in a bunch of directions, just like a random chunk of a metal guitar
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White Dog Eggs posted:So far we've got a seafoam green surfboard guitar with a snake, monkey-grip/dickhole AND and a glory hole. Anything else? 8 strings fanned frets make the 12th fret inlay a bitcoin qr code and/or have the first few frets say RON PAUL in old english script
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Jan 4, 2014 16:33
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comes along bort posted:8 strings yessssssssssssss
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yeah a pickguard on the headstock
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