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make sure it has tuners on the bottom but the headstock is still there, doing nothing
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man thats gross posted:six humbuckers, gold everything, all the knobs and switches in your shop, a pickguard strategically placed to guard absolutely nothing, and ideally it should be 15+ strings comes along bort posted:8 strings I'm also going to be horrifically lazy and use a pre-made neck as I won't have enough time to make a neck from scratch  . I can totally do the Ron Paul/Bitcoin stuff on it though. Fonzarelli posted:have one of the guitar's fin things get really pointy and spiky in a bunch of directions, just like a random chunk of a metal guitar I have a horrible feeling that this is will be the greatest guitar ever made.... Stex T posted:Make one incorporating the Doge meme, because a) it will be stupid and annoying, and b) because some nerd will still pay an excessive amount of cash for it ...Or not. Keep 'em coming!
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oh colored strings! glow in the dark, preferably
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comes along bort posted:8 strings You were nearly describing my dream guitar  
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thanks for contributing to this thread that guitar is truly hideous
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a button that makes it play some steve vai
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Astrobastard posted:You were nearly describing my dream guitar the back look like someone wiped they rear end with it
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comes along bort posted:yeah a pickguard on the headstock Yes Dewgy posted:make sure it has tuners on the bottom but the headstock is still there, doing nothing Yes man thats gross posted:oh colored strings! Yes What am I doing with my life.
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White Dog Eggs posted:What am I doing with my life. you are doing the lord's work my friend VVVV goddammit arghhhh
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drunk asian neighbor posted:Oh look I'm am so ignorant! Yes, you are! If you're gonna throw poo poo about Ibanez models, please at least know something about them, Jesus. The RG770DX came in two colors, basically red and blue. I bought the red one, but then I modded it, a lot. This is the reissue of the stock model, you might note the price tag:  I bought mine when it was a new guitar as a backup for my JEM77FP. Then I improved it by putting better (duncan) electronics in it, and I put chrome dome knobs on to replace the red-on-red red knobs, too. I think I made it far less generic and sounded far better; but that's just because I have hands, ears, and eyes. It's awesome.
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If your Brooklyn coffeshop gig doesn't go well, it reassembles into a machine gun
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Dr. Faustus posted:Yes, you are! when id you realize you should have spent that money on therapy and anti-depressants for your crushing lack of self esteem and awareness?
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also, gonna "anti-post" for a sec for a super not ugly guitar imo here's why its awesome non-exotic/jerkoff wood made in canada/US comes in classic non-awful finishes five-way switch and push-pull knob to split the bridge bucker for max versatility costs <$500 and comes with an awesome rugged gig bag fell in love with these guys when i got their lg p90 in gloss black for something stupid like $350 brand new. awesome non-garish styling and NA built for a loving steal. everyone should own this guitar.
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Dr. Faustus posted:Yes, you are! In honour of Dr. Fastus I shall make this guitar from the finest tonewood I can find in a skip. It will also have autism.
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man thats gross posted:rare = expensive = good
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3597233&userid=18415 6 pages of this loving loser typing like a retard. middle aged white people are the fuckin worst
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White Dog Eggs posted:In honour of Dr. Fastus I shall make this guitar from the finest tonewood I can find in a skip. It will also have autism. Put this logo on the bottom 
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LudwigVon Lugnuts posted:If your Brooklyn coffeshop gig doesn't go well, it reassembles into a machine gun I found this mexican artist and then we decided his work is good and doesn't belong here.
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guitarist with autism, please be patient
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man thats gross posted:here's why its awesome Define this please. quote:made in canada/US quote:comes in classic non-awful finishes quote:five-way switch and push-pull knob to split the bridge bucker for max versatility quote:costs <$500 and comes with an awesome rugged gig bag quote:fell in love with these guys when i got their lg p90 in gloss black for something stupid like $350 brand new. You may be right, I don't know. But <$500 usually means, to me, I have to spend $500 extra on non-microphonic pickups, fret-leveling, and the thing is going to weigh a ton, be dark as mud, and play like poo poo. Just my experience, though, I could be wrong. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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He’s cute ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit a Mississippi sperg hound in ‘im. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab his axe and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you ain't wearing ear plugs, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into a long meandering amusical solo, it’s best to just let ‘im finish. _________________________________________________\ 
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I could answer all of that honestly, but you won't take it in so what's the point?
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White Dog Eggs posted:I could answer all of that honestly, but you won't take it in so what's the point? Woah I was typing up almost the exact same response except I was also going to call him a baby human being. Great minds, etc..
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he reminds me of that kid on the playground that won't go away no matter how many times you and your friends call him a human being
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HEY GUYS I BOUGHT ONE OF THESE ONE TIME AS A JOKE OK WHY IS THIS ENTIRE THREAD NOTHING BUT A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEE LETS HAVE A GUITAR OFF
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lol bitching about cheap guitars when you fetishize ibanezes i.e. rebranded corts
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Fonzarelli posted:he reminds me of that kid on the playground that won't go away no matter how many times you and your friends call him a human being Your sexuality is not an issue for me, because gay guys are gay, gay girls are gay, cloppers are whatever they are, anime fetishists are whatever they are, and I couldn't care less. Aaaaaayyyyyyyy!
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also literally all of your points can be addressed by googling the name on the loving headstock the craftsmanship on their base models puts american fenders to shame and their high-end models would be the stuff of your wildest gear boners if you werent such a brainless brand-whore consumerist dickhole
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Dr. Faustus posted:You remind me of no one, not one person who has anything to say or contribute, or has any talent on display. hahaha i've posted more ugly guitars than you shitforbrains, this thread isn't about guitar talent its about ugly guitars, no get out you sad old man and never come back
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LudwigVon Lugnuts posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS 2.1 > only ugly posting for 6 pages and counting itt
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