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Fax Sr posted:no ones posted these shits yet? it's like that really cool ampeg guitar except for the part where these suck and aren't cool
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 this is mine. don't buy stuff when you're a teenager signed by trivium lmfao
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stratdax posted:And here's an "awesome" bass by our good friend Ed Roman Jesus Christ that looks uncomfortable to play. With how the body is shaped and the pickups are positioned it looks like it would be so tiring to even pluck it.
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Mineaiki posted:Jesus Christ that looks uncomfortable to play. With how the body is shaped and the pickups are positioned it looks like it would be so tiring to even pluck it. the trick to any weird shaped guitar is to hold it at an angle
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stratdax posted:This is cocaine: I so want that one.
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LOL stratdax posted:Leather pickguard: gently caress you this owns
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Rob Ford posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i44CwXhucKY&t=230s this video is satire, it has to be
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Rhopunzel posted:this video is satire, it has to be He can anything on that thing!.........except make music
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GreenAcidRage posted:
Trivium is a little whatever but that guitar is cool. Play it!
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Fax Sr posted:no ones posted these shits yet? Haha I wanted one of these so bad when I was in 5th grade
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I had one of these, the Ibanez Talmen TC825 I bought it because it was aggressively ugly (and super cheap, after they were discontinued) when I was just getting started with guitar, it was my first electric. Sparkle paint, pearloid pick guard, completely unnecessary bigsby. It was only after I matched it with the right amp that I realized the P90s were actually pretty rockin. I kind of regret letting it go now. The ugliest guitars to me, were always those Ovation abominations. That plastic back just looked like a boil on an infected ball sack. Have no idea how they actually played. In case that wasn't ugly enough here is a guitar shaped like a dog named Lucy: 
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Dewgy posted:http://youtube.com/watch?v=yqq97JXE-FQ Nice!
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causticBeet posted:Haha I wanted one of these so bad when I was in 5th grade as a tip to ppl in this thread, as if this thread wasnt enough, when your kid comes to you and says they want a guitar loving buy them one for christmas or something dont take them to the store so they can tard out on the dumbest poo poo you ever paid way too much money for
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 Finding guitars for this thread is easy on the Pittsburgh CraigsList
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stratdax posted:
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Here is one from Craigslist:   Old Sears Silvertone with an amp built in the case. I could totally see owning this just for the  value.
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CannedMacabre posted:Here is one from Craigslist: this is the kind of poo poo someone on a street corner would be playing
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I dont get people who name their instruments. If named mine it would be called "bitch" because that's what I yell at it when it doesnt do what I want.
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stratdax posted:Leather pickguard: If that's Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown's guitar, gently caress off, the man was a genius. He could play anything he liked.
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Stex T posted:why is everybody in this thread racist against fat-strats? Because they're dumb e: fat strats, not the thread Declan MacManus fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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Astrobastard posted:You can get a closer look at that monstrosity here around the 12 minute mark - just need to point out that he refers to fabric being embedded in the guitar having a great effect on the sound and those guitars being some of the best sounding ones and i just blacked out typing this sentence where am i also im gonna just post that skateboard guitar video anytime i see the word tonewoods
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I remember kinda wanting this guitar. It was a nintendo power grand prize through their monthly contests. GreatMrPopo fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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Behold Mothman. But if you really want to see ugly basses you can just GIS 'custom bass' because bass players are the loving worst.
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Bill Posters posted:bass players are the loving worst. Hey, some of us like to just keep it classy. 
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Bill Posters posted:Behold Mothman. I don't know what is up with that bass but that chick seems kind of cool if she can actually play it.
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Did someone actually criticize a maple neck because it's been played for 20 years and has that "maple neck that's been played for 20 years" look? I thought that was a point of pride for players of maple fretboards. Just look at EVH's maple necks. They age that way naturally (also you can tell what keys a guy plays in most by which fret areas are blonder or blacker). Whoever that was, you've got it completely backwards. That is how maple fretboards age and I clean my fretboards (rosewood, maple, or ebony) with several appropriate products and I usually polish the frets, too; every time I change strings (which is to say, a lot). Darkened areas on a maple fretboard are like badges of honor, or honest wear that shows time served. You can't erase this wear without either removing all the frets, planing the fretboard, and replacing and re-leveling all the frets, or steaming the fretboard off the guitar and putting a new piece of wood, and recutting all the fretslots and doing another total refret. Dirty maple necks are most awesome necks. Of course, you can pay some lunk at Fender to pre-wear it for you, but I prefer the old fashioned way: Buy a pristine guitar, and play it until the maple shows how many notes you've put on it. That's just me? I've never seen that disputed, but then again there are a lot of backwards things I've only seen in this crazy thread.   Bonus leopard fur: 
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KING OF THE THREAD
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Stex T posted:why is everybody in this thread racist against fat-strats? i have one. it's alright
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king of the thread lord of the ugly guitars
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MotherFuckingT-REX posted:king of the thread Shut up, japanu~~ princess. My guitars are gorgeous and you identify with ... whatever that Japanime crap is. I win by default.
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