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stratdax posted:These are all from Brian Eastwood Guitars these are all random encounters from earthbound
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I'm not going to let this thread go quietly into the night.    But it is slowing down  Even though there are an infinite amount of ugly guitars I could post 
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i think a lot of it is because faustus stopped coming here to have a daily meltdown
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I'll just post the best ones. Obviously there are millions with ugly paintjobs or homemade guitars  But why bother with those when there's some real garbage out there that people spent a lot of time making.    Michael Anthony ain't making that Van Halen money anymore... 
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dr faustus you are the worst human being in the world. your guitars and music are forgettable but you are a ding-dong. never post again.
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Jan 7, 2014 06:36
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Fax Sr posted:i think a lot of it is because faustus stopped coming here to have a daily meltdown Legitimate challenges to guitar duels were thrown around in this thread, in the year 2014.   Thumbs up! 
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haha i love the thumbs up one. if i could find a neck with enough wood on the headstock i'd cut it the other way it points up instead of sideways when it's being played.
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Fax Sr posted:haha i love the thumbs up one. if i could find a neck with enough wood on the headstock i'd cut it the other way it points up instead of sideways when it's being played. It's a Lindert Guitar. They stopped manufacturing in 2002, but right now they're selling for about $2500 on ebay. What a steal! Gibson is just terrible in general   This is not a Gibson, but it's still terrible. 
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Here's a 9 string from Ron Sword. Eeeewwww  Alright unless anybody has specific requests for something they want to see...  I'm gonna wrap it up.  Although I feel like I've covered pretty much every single different type of ugly guitar and can't imagine what else there could be.   So that's it! 
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Dewgy posted:
bunky posted:dr faustus you are the worst human being in the world. your guitars and music are forgettable but you are a ding-dong. never post again. Oh sorry  ,I was busy doing stuff for work.
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quit your job music is life 
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ZombieParts posted:quit your job The holidays are over, I am not gonna have time to keep up with this thread.   
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Dr. Faustus posted:Holy poo poo if you are familiar with what Michael Hedges (R.I.P.) did with a harp guitar like that, you'd appreciate it. O wait this is GBS you'd hate it! I like harp guitars but the flame on that thing is hideous
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Dr. Faustus posted:That's not ugly, that's cool. ugly and cool are not mutually exclusive in all cases
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This Koopa guitar is pretty silly... ...but it's from Japan so they can do what they want
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stratdax posted:Gibson is just terrible in general Sheratons are awesome. Also, I own this: 
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gibson can be okay i mean i really like the sg despite how fragile it is and the les paul jr range and i think the explorer sounds pretty good for such a pointy guitar. they're just way too expensive and when gibson tries to get creative all they do is churn out giant turds with unbelievable pricetags. also their qa tends to suck. you can pretty much get cheaper guitars or even build one from parts / kit and get the sound + look and feel of a gibson for a fraction of the cost.
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I was looking at getting a Mosrite guitar but then I learned that the person that sells them is an absolute prick.
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stratdax i appreciate everything you have done, thank you, and would like you to keep posting ugly guitars for a bit more if it isn't too boring, thanks
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bunky posted:dr faustus you are the worst human being in the world. your guitars and music are forgettable but you are a ding-dong. never post again.
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Right, just going to plan things out for this loving stupid guitar I'm going to make. Posting off my phone so I can't easily go through the thread, is this right? Seafoam Green Surfboard Shaped Has to have that stupid dogge meme on it somewhere Monkey-grip/Dickhole (I am going to be calling monkey-grips dickholes from now on, it's too good) A gloryhole Gold Hardware Random Pointy bits coming out of one side Tuners on the bottom, keep the headstock EDIT:put a pick-guard on it. Useless pickguard Autism Ribbon Edit: Scallop the neck Edit: Bitcoin QR code/Ron Paul on neck Edit: Useless pot on the headstock labelled 'You Suck' That everything? Anyone got any more suggestions? I dare say I can cram a couple more things on it (Just remember that I'm using a pre-made neck because gently caress making a neck for this abortion, so no more than 6 strings). Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 7, 2014 |
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scallop the frets badly and put a bigsby on it edit: wait i forgot about bottom tuners, so just put a bigsby somewhere on it
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man thats gross posted:scallop the frets badly and put a bigsby on it Scalloping I can do (well, probably, never scalloped a neck before, no one ever asked for it), Bigsby's are a bit pricey, if I can find one cheap enough I'll whack it on the headstock or something, no promises though.
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put like 4 cheapo stock humbuckers in a row
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comes along bort posted:make the 12th fret inlay a bitcoin qr code and/or have the first few frets say RON PAUL in old english script also pickguard on the extraneous headstock
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Vai cosplaying as Loki from Thor 5555
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Rhopunzel posted:put like 4 cheapo stock humbuckers in a row I went digging through my spares earlier and I've got loads of totally mismatched humbuckers that I've removed from guitars over the years, I shall pick the cheapest, nastiest ones I can find.
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also plz record two demos, one with this monstrosity, one with the fanciest most expensive guitar you own, post them unlabelled and let us decide which we like best
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White Dog Eggs posted:Scalloping I can do (well, probably, never scalloped a neck before, no one ever asked for it), Bigsby's are a bit pricey, if I can find one cheap enough I'll whack it on the headstock or something, no promises though.
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man thats gross posted:also plz record two demos, one with this monstrosity, one with the fanciest most expensive guitar you own, post them unlabelled and let us decide which we like best I was honestly thinking of inviting people/goons around to shred on it and posting videos. I could totally do blind comparisons with some of my nice guitars and borrow some nice guitars off friends though. Thumposaurus posted:Put a totally useless pot on the headstock and label it "you suck" Yessssssssss!
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White Dog Eggs posted:Scalloping I can do (well, probably, never scalloped a neck before, no one ever asked for it)
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