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DrBouvenstein posted:Quiet, here come the ninjas. Oooo, Meryl Streep's Versatility!
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 15:56 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 13:50 |
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Shh. They're strapping down Liza Minnelli.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 17:01 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Shh. They're strapping down Liza Minnelli. Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli. *shudder*
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 18:51 |
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That'll replace the whale in my nightmares!
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 20:20 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:That'll replace the whale in my nightmares! So, "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO...ooh! Free Willy.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 20:28 |
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Technogeek posted:So, "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO...ooh! Free Willy. Justice is not a frivolous thing, Technogeek. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 20:34 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Quiet, here come the ninjas. I had no business hosting the Oscars. After the show Meryl Streep spit on me.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 23:43 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Justice is not a frivolous thing, Technogeek. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Oh no, Willy didn't make it! And he crushed our boy!
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 23:58 |
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Striking Yak posted:Oh no, Willy didn't make it! And he crushed our boy! Good advice.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 00:24 |
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Man Alive! posted:Good advice. Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 00:49 |
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I'll have a WHITE WINE SPRITZER!spritzer!spritzer!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:04 |
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Jorghnassen posted:Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli. *shudder* Gotta nuke something.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:35 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Justice is not a frivolous thing, Technogeek. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:44 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Ann Landers is a boring old biddy. I was more animal than man.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:38 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I was more animal than man. Qwyjibo.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:49 |
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Everything Counts posted:Qwyjibo. Behold the horrors of the Slanty Shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue-Ball, the man with no hair!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:02 |
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Root Bear posted:Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example! Oh, every week there's a canal. Or inlet.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:04 |
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TMMadman posted:Oh, every week there's a canal.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:08 |
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Root Bear posted:Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example! Bad influence, my rear end!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:13 |
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Everything Counts posted:Qwyjibo.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:24 |
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IMJack posted:Behold the horrors of the Slanty Shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue-Ball, the man with no hair! He's hideous!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 06:56 |
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You told me if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 11:59 |
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Elfface posted:You told me if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk! Sure, baby. Next meltdown.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 12:14 |
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Writer Cath posted:Gotta nuke something.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 12:45 |
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Jerusalem posted:Sure, baby. Next meltdown. I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 15:47 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! No, Peg.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 15:58 |
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Everything Counts posted:Qwyjibo. Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwijybo is.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 16:23 |
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Deviant posted:Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwijybo is. Wait! I need closure on that anecdote!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 16:35 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! Marge, we're getting drive-through, and then doing it twice!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 16:39 |
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IMJack posted:Marge, we're getting drive-through, and then doing it twice! You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 17:35 |
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IMJack posted:Marge, we're getting drive-through, and then doing it twice! IMJack, you know I'm usually good for a triple x throwdown, but those drat goons just ruin everything!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 17:43 |
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Writer Cath posted:IMJack, you know I'm usually good for a triple x throwdown, but those drat goons just ruin everything! Goons?
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:22 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. Everyone who's found true love may leave early today!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:22 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Everyone who's found true love may leave early today! Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:37 |
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Writer Cath posted:No, Peg. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:38 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:
I'm tired of that show. But I've been hearing good things about "Talk to the Hand." Tom Shales says the writing "snaps, crackles, and pops!"
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:57 |
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Ugh watching the Simpsons episode where krusty never had a bar mitzvah. What season is this cause the quality is way lower...
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 19:08 |
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Even though we're being broadcast on FOX, there is no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering.
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 19:24 |
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Ugh watching the Simpsons episode where krusty never had a bar mitzvah. What season is this cause the quality is way lower... They'll never stop the Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years. Like, Marge becomes a robot Maybe Moe gets a cell phone Has Bart ever owned a bear or How 'bout a crazy wedding Where something happens, and do do do do...
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 19:26 |
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Bjay9 posted:Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. Hey, those goons are trying to quote for free!
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# ? Jan 8, 2014 19:31 |