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Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Zereth posted:

Okay I am now firm in my opinion that Foxy Grandpa is not improved by the dialogue. It just outright doesn't need it.

Silence!

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


The Amazing Spider-Man


Classic Prince Valiant


That's the end of The Ogre, folks! Tomorrow we begin The Fairy Morgana. Here's the link for the full story in case you're coming in late.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


She don't use jelly.

PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010

GorfZaplen posted:


Mandrake the Magician



Shouldn't Mandrake be calling for the National Guard since there is a alien frog invasion?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

With Phil Fumble as MOCKING CHILD #2

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

FeloniousDrunk posted:

I work for a university library, one of my best projects ever was a site for digitized old newspapers (I don't digitize, I just made the content management and display system). Anyhow, I browse it from time to time when things are slow and sometimes there are comix!

There's generally no information about the authors or artists, but I thought I might share once in a while. I think this one kind of fits with Skippy, which is no surprise since it's from a paper dated January 25, 1924:


(click for big)

This one's really charming, gosh - and it feels more naturalistic than most old strips back then, like I can imagine this entire thing happening word-for-word with real little kids. Best part is how shocked Tag looks in the first panel - I know exactly how he feels, I think I did the exact same thing once as a kid. Not even thinking about it or the fact that it meant my friend was going to get hurt, and now Jay is crying and oh heck, I hecked up

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Looks like Gilchrist is on vacation. Note the 2011 copyright date.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

tiistai posted:

Oh drat, right. I knew there was a better term or phrase than what I used but I just couldn't recall it. That's what it was.

Would've been even a pretty close translation, too.

Your translation was good too.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (August 16-18, 1926)





Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Thorn (October 4-5, 1983)



A Russian pig. This strip really is weird.

Nina's Adventures (October 31, 1993)


We all get old.

Lucky Cow (February 19-21, 2004)




Strip 1: I had to look up what "greasing his palms" mean. I wonder if bribing is common in fast food.

Strip 2/3: Incidentally, "Lucky Cow" did break the Guinness World's Record for the World's Largest Comic Strip

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Mister Beeg posted:

Nina's Adventures (October 31, 1993)


We all get old.

Nina Paley's friends with Ted Rall, right?

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Mr. Squishy posted:

Nina Paley's friends with Ted Rall, right?

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Today's comic must be self-referential. It's features incomprehensible writing that is stuck in the 1930's.

Pibgorn

I guess I'll ask... When exactly did Juliet have time to shop for a wedding dress?
(And Brooke should probably update his copyright in his panel template.)

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tiggum posted:

Uh, what is going on here? What's a water control office? Why is chief Dharma worried about being recognised? What are they bidding on? Just, what does any of this mean?

I have no idea what the word the General Manager uses in the first panel to describe the place where weird stuff is happening is supposed to mean. Water control office is just a random guess. Presumably it's someplace Dharma visits regularly enough that they'd notice him snooping around. They're bidding on salaries- the implication being that whoever bids the lowest will get a job. Hey, beats unpaid internships.


I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be a serious attack on Ted Rall or just a light-hearted jest. But then again actual Ted Rall cartoons have the same problem.

Comics (November 16th 2006)

Back to normal.

Boondocks


Doonesbury


F-Minus


FoxTrot


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


At first I thought that was a skirt.

It's All Right Chief Dharma


The comic seems to have taken a turn for the topical.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Some Guy TT posted:

I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be a serious attack on Ted Rall or just a light-hearted jest. But then again actual Ted Rall cartoons have the same problem.
It's signed by both of them so presumably it was a collaborative effort.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma


No plastic surgery... so it can't be a woman? :stare:

oldman
Dec 15, 2003
grumpy

Tiggum posted:

No plastic surgery... so it can't be a woman? :stare:

or a lot of men. Plastic surgery is very very common in Korea, its also a lot less expensive than in other countries.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

It's a topical social issue too. That part of the sequence is most likely intended as a criticism of Hyeh-Ran's assumption while also noting the absurdity of some of the discrimination that goes on under the purview of having a correct opinion on the matter.

South Korea gets a lot of flak for plastic surgery culture, but in all honesty it's at about the rate one would expect for a country that wealthy and urbanized. I fully expect that were you to look at the plastic surgery rates of California, Florida, or New York individually they'd be at the same or higher level as what goes on in South Korea.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Midnight Moth posted:

It's signed by both of them so presumably it was a collaborative effort.

Yeah, both artists drew that strip. That's how Ted's cartoons looked at the time.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





Modesty is enjoying this way too much. Karmic payback for his teasing about Rufus!

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma


I'm usually pretty lukewarm on this comic, but drat those expressions in the first panel have me cracking up.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Everett True
January 24 & 25, 1918

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

I guess I'll ask... When exactly did Juliet have time to shop for a wedding dress?
(And Brooke should probably update his copyright in his panel template.)
That is a truly awful drawing. DeviantArts full of Rescue Rangers porn are better composed than that.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Pakled posted:

Everett True
January 24 & 25, 1918


Lost it as soon as I read ~SLAPPETY-SLAP~

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori

- Did you see any Finnish NHL stars during your trip to America?
- Of course! Saku gave me an autograph. And Teemu, too!


Teemukin is the pun here. -kin is a suffix that translates well to "too", "as well" etc. On the other hand, teemuki means a "tea mug" (a rare case of a Finnish word being not incomprehensible to English :v:), with -n being the suffix for the accusative (object) case.

Not a very funny pun, as I remember making the same one when I was about 6 :v:

Also, if you're not familiar with the subject, Saku Koivu and Teemu Selänne are people referred to here.

tiistai fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Jan 9, 2014

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

By being sheltered and not having exposure to the world outside of popular media basically.

Retail

I'm curious too. I'm gonna need some illustrative examples here because my take on her is she's a smooth talker but otherwise kind of incompetent at actually achieving her goals.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Probably an electronics processing and assembly plant in Taiwan.

Dustin

Maybe you should ask if you can pay with two cows and a chicken.

On the Fastrack

I gotta agree. What the hell.

Safe Havens

No, named after Leonardo DiCaprio. What young woman immediately thinks of TMNT?

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
I never followed the Ninja Turtles, but I've only ever seen one referred to as Leonardo. I don't think "da Vinci" is part of the name. That kid is named for the real-life Leonardo da Vinci.

Lio catchup.





Red and Rover catchup.





Bleh. I've seen both of these strips be good in the past but that appears to have been odd days.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club


It almost makes it more comforting to read this if I just imagine Bud Grace has a weird vore fetish that involves being cooked and eaten by strapping young savages.

Almost.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dude, if you're not getting credit on your account for power outages then you're not dealing with them right. You don't even have to be a dick about it, just nicely ask "So, can I get a rebate for this time I have been with out service." It's going to be low like 5 bucks for a day with out power or such but you can totally do it.

TeerZombie
Aug 5, 2003

Crush all hu-mans!

That really reminds me of http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9zbM

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

She don't use jelly.
Exactly what I thought of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfpyoGFJNNE

F Minus



Something almost happened in Luann, but don't worry, it's all over now.



Pros and Cons



Sally Forth

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Hey there was one panel where the silhouettes of their heads were together. Scandalous.

e: gasping and clutching at my pearls over here.

Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Jan 9, 2014

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Spider-Man (Nov. 23-29, 2008)







How slow of news day is it when the newspaper starts writing about companies that are renovating their offices with used furniture?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Johnny Walker posted:

Something almost happened in Luann, but don't worry, it's all over now.



:ohdear: No, Luann! Don't be a "gig" and go "roadside!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
But did she Waltz on his Matilda?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



don Jaime posted:

I never followed the Ninja Turtles, but I've only ever seen one referred to as Leonardo. I don't think "da Vinci" is part of the name. That kid is named for the real-life Leonardo da Vinci.
As I recall he is the real-life Leo da Vinci. The woman he's often seen with is a time traveler, because this strip doesn't give a flying gently caress about things like "making sense".

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

No, named after Leonardo DiCaprio. What young woman immediately thinks of TMNT?

So I realize now that the only reason the Trapeze Kid is drawn like that is that he would be otherwise completely unrecognizable. He's literally an upside-down "Leonardo Da Vinci" except with a blue shirt.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Aardmania posted:

Spider-Man (Nov. 24-28, 2008)






Every one of these is pure gold. :-D

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Green Intern posted:

So I realize now that the only reason the Trapeze Kid is drawn like that is that he would be otherwise completely unrecognizable. He's literally an upside-down "Leonardo Da Vinci" except with a blue shirt.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how "the Trapeze Kid" is freely mobile in the first place. I mean, seriously, how the gently caress does that work? Is there, like, a personal blimp up there or something?

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



This cracked me up. Not bad, Wiley!

Heavenly Nostrils caught up to today.





:lol:

Kliban's Cats



:)

9 Chickweed Lane 1/9/2003



:ughh:

Zits



Kevin & Kell



What the gently caress?

Nemi

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts (January 12, 1967)



The impressive facial hair is maintained by the World-Famous Mustache Wax Salesman.

Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Pogo (January 12, 1956)



Out Our Way (March 19-20, 1924)



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