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Obviously this is some weird Freaky Friday, Bestial thing, the owner has become the cat, and the cat has become the owner.
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Penny Paper posted:I have a black and white kitten who licks used grease from the frying pan and who has to be kept upstairs whenever I clean the downstairs bathroom floor because she loves to roll around in bleach. But a cat that can do a beer bong...that's a new one. Did she start out as a completely black kitten?
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Jan 8, 2014 14:44
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 I know have to go through life knowing that this bird's cloaca is a better artist than I am.
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My butt once pooped the future. I looked in the bowl and it looked like a frowny face with a giant medical eyepatch. My sister missed a pop fly in softball or something that day and came home with a giant medical eyepatch on. There's no way to say "my butt predicted this" without making it sound like you're insulting someone.
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Jan 8, 2014 16:15
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Krinkle posted:My butt once pooped the future. I looked in the bowl and it looked like a frowny face with a giant medical eyepatch. My sister missed a pop fly in softball or something that day and came home with a giant medical eyepatch on. There's no way to say "my butt predicted this" without making it sound like you're insulting someone. "I shat this exact situation."
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Jan 8, 2014 16:16
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Krinkle posted:My butt once pooped the future. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatomancy
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Never in my life had I been more sure that someone was linking to a fake wiki page as the punchline of a joke. Nope. Real page. What the gently caress.
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Jan 8, 2014 17:20
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Sad lions posted:"I shat this exact situation."
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My Lovely Horse posted:"You know reading coffee grounds? I've got a funny story about something that just takes longer." 
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Jan 8, 2014 18:35
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Steven King's attorney on the line for you sir. Something about suing your balls off for copyright infringement.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Y'er a shitwizard, Harry. My next character right there.
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VendaGoat posted:Steven King's attorney on the line for you sir. Something about suing your balls off for copyright infringement.
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Forgall posted:That's not a weasel. He'll see you in court. 
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Jan 8, 2014 21:19
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I did not realize that the white collar boss from the Incredibles was just a scanned image of Stephen King. thumbnailed because it's apparently loving huge.
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Jan 8, 2014 21:22
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Y'er a shitwizard, Harry. you can even choose your voice actor for that sentence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy1WJxrmxfk&t=12s
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Jan 8, 2014 21:37
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VendaGoat posted:He'll see you in court. He has that Innsmouth look.
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Jan 8, 2014 21:51
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Some people tend to stand out in a crowd. No, the people around him aren't sitting down, that's 7'9" space marine prototype Igor Vovkovinsky. 
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Jan 8, 2014 23:43
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Now I'm sad because I am reminded of Zergling Minor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_snEvJw2hQ
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I'm a page late for the toyposting but I found this in the toy section of my local lovely discount store.
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Say Nothing posted:Some people tend to stand out in a crowd. I wonder if they get tired of every few minutes someone shouting "DUDE HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK!?"
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Say Nothing posted:Some people tend to stand out in a crowd. And now I'm reminded of giant actor Matthew McGrory.  I always wanted someone to make an updated version of "The Dunwich Horror", with big effects and him as Wilbur Whately. He pretty much looked exactly how Lovecraft described the character, including headshape.
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Krinkle posted:My butt once pooped the future. I looked in the bowl and it looked like a frowny face with a giant medical eyepatch. My sister missed a pop fly in softball or something that day and came home with a giant medical eyepatch on. There's no way to say "my butt predicted this" without making it sound like you're insulting someone. This might be one of the best things I've ever heard.
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Some of you have grandparents younger than this joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onspqkFJf4E
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Ninja Gamer posted:Now I'm sad because I am reminded of Zergling Minor. What did he die or something? Googled it and it just brought up some gassed thread where someone assumed he died because he stopped posting.
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NESguerilla posted:What did he die or something? Googled it and it just brought up some gassed thread where someone assumed he died because he stopped posting.
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yook posted:I don't know that we really have any way of verifying.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Did she start out as a completely black kitten? No.
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Jan 9, 2014 10:56
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yook posted:If you go by the SAclopedia link, someone on reddit was claiming he killed himself. I don't know that we really have any way of verifying. 
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Did she start out as a completely black kitten? Don't worry. I got the joke. I thought it was a very good joke.
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Say Nothing posted:Let's not sadden up the thread, just post pictures of people being huge as a tribute.
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bowmore posted:That's got to be fake I don't care, I just want to go on adventures with him.
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Jan 9, 2014 12:08
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Pompous Rhombus posted:I don't care, I just want to go on adventures with him. I just hear a really super deep slo-mo voice saying "I dont think I'll be able to fit inside that cave guys, I'll stay put, drink a case of beer" CONTENT: 
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shut up netface posted:I just hear a really super deep slo-mo voice saying "I dont think I'll be able to fit inside that cave guys, I'll stay put, drink a case of beer" Khorne is a small buisiness owner, who would have thought?
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Ninja Gamer posted:Now I'm sad because I am reminded of Zergling Minor. What exactly happened to this guy? I've heard lots of conflicting stories.
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Iron Crowned posted:Khorne is a small buisiness owner, who would have thought? Gotta do something with all those skulls. He probably ran out of room on the skull throne ages ago.
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An average Chi-Town shop owned by Coalition stooge.
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File directly into the stdh thread.
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shut up netface posted:CONTENT: I had really really high hopes that they'd have a terrifically awful low budget local TV ad with a crazy guy screaming "SKULLS SKULLS SKULLS! OUT THEY GO!" but when I tracked down their actual ad it didn't live up to my expectations.. 
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