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schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
This was a Kung-fu movie I saw as a kid, so probably 70s or 80s. I remember a lot of training scenes, one where the guy had to carry a bucket of water in each hand, arms out, up a hill, and he had knives on his arms that would poke him if he dropped his arms.

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Polka_Rapper
Jan 22, 2011

schwenz posted:

This was a Kung-fu movie I saw as a kid, so probably 70s or 80s. I remember a lot of training scenes, one where the guy had to carry a bucket of water in each hand, arms out, up a hill, and he had knives on his arms that would poke him if he dropped his arms.

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin.

edit: Here's the scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NCsdPQEKqI

Polka_Rapper fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jan 3, 2014

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
Cool thanks.
Apparently that's a widely known movie. Shows you how many Kung fu films I've seen.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
This just came up in an IRC channel and we're all racking our brains trying to figure it out:

There is some post-apocalyptic or zombie type movie where the survivors are in the desert and this one dude in the party can ID canned food by shaking it or tapping it and listening to the inside or SOMETHING. I have googled every combo of search terms about canned food and identifying and movie/film and I've got nothing to show for it. I almost want to say it was one of the Resident Evil movies?

Polka_Rapper
Jan 22, 2011

Beach Bum posted:

This just came up in an IRC channel and we're all racking our brains trying to figure it out:

There is some post-apocalyptic or zombie type movie where the survivors are in the desert and this one dude in the party can ID canned food by shaking it or tapping it and listening to the inside or SOMETHING. I have googled every combo of search terms about canned food and identifying and movie/film and I've got nothing to show for it. I almost want to say it was one of the Resident Evil movies?

I do believe it is one of the Resident Evil films. I haven't seen any of them in a while, so I can't narrow it down any further. I want to say Extinction though.

edit: it's in the novelization anyway, pages 193-194

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

Polka_Rapper posted:

I do believe it is one of the Resident Evil films. I haven't seen any of them in a while, so I can't narrow it down any further. I want to say Extinction though.

edit: it's in the novelization anyway, pages 193-194

That's gotta be it, because I remember him messing with the kid. Thanks!

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare
Been trying to think of a couple of movies I watched when I was younger.

One (live action) had a group of kids going to some other place or world but I think I recall them starting off in their kitchen at night. I may be confusing this detail with something else but I think there may have been a kidnapped baby at some point that one of the girls of the group ends up saving or finding. It was probably an 80s or 90s kid/aventure movie.

The second is where a boy goes in to some kind of large toy car and drives it through a red and white tunnel and ends up in some other place, I'm pretty sure he ends up in a cartoon maybe befriending a wizard? This one may be older than the 80s.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Sundowner posted:

Been trying to think of a couple of movies I watched when I was younger.

One (live action) had a group of kids going to some other place or world but I think I recall them starting off in their kitchen at night. I may be confusing this detail with something else but I think there may have been a kidnapped baby at some point that one of the girls of the group ends up saving or finding. It was probably an 80s or 90s kid/aventure movie.

That sounds like a Wrinkle in Time

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

Opopanax posted:

That sounds like a Wrinkle in Time

I had a look at some videos, that's not it unfortunately.

Crackmaster
Feb 6, 2004

Sundowner posted:

The second is where a boy goes in to some kind of large toy car and drives it through a red and white tunnel and ends up in some other place, I'm pretty sure he ends up in a cartoon maybe befriending a wizard? This one may be older than the 80s.

I'm going crazy trying to remember if I heard about the movie in this thread or somewhere else, but that could be "The Phantom Tollbooth":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Co7UZ02_0

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

Crackmaster posted:

I'm going crazy trying to remember if I heard about the movie in this thread or somewhere else, but that could be "The Phantom Tollbooth":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Co7UZ02_0

Yep that's the one!

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?

Sundowner posted:

Been trying to think of a couple of movies I watched when I was younger.

One (live action) had a group of kids going to some other place or world but I think I recall them starting off in their kitchen at night. I may be confusing this detail with something else but I think there may have been a kidnapped baby at some point that one of the girls of the group ends up saving or finding. It was probably an 80s or 90s kid/aventure movie.


Was this, perhaps Labyrnth?


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

Woah, it is and the worst part is I completely wrote this off as not being it earlier on tonight. I guess I just skipped to the wrong parts of the movie when I looked and there it was in my face the whole time. Thanks!

Perpetual Hiatus
Oct 29, 2011

It's been a few years gonna repost this.

Perpetual Hiatus posted:

Massive longshot this one. I saw this maybe 6-8 years ago, very late at night. Im pretty sure its eastern european, comedy-whodunnit, subtitled. It is raining and a man is driving to a hotel, pics up a hitchhiker. Hitchhiker leaves a gun in his car. Man gets to hotel, the characters are slightly introduced, someone is killed. Everyone blames the main character (because of the gun) and they tie him to a chair.

Some events unfold and it turns out everyone at the hotel is dodgy as hell, one guy is an arms dealer, one is some sort of killer, the preacher (or teacher) and his wife are drug dealers and the book he carries around actually has the pages coated in lsd because :?: and so on. Hijinks ensue.

He manages to escape the chair and some gypsies turn up outside, they are 'car whisperers' descendants of horse whisperers. they steal cars parked outside by doing things like banging on the roof which starts the car, turns on the lights and opens the locked doors all at once. Not sure what happens next.

Any ideas??

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Crackmaster posted:

I'm going crazy trying to remember if I heard about the movie in this thread or somewhere else, but that could be "The Phantom Tollbooth":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Co7UZ02_0

I didn't know they'd made a movie out of that book. I must track it down.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
This is a kids movie I have a fuzzy memory of watching in a theater; must have been late 80s / early 90s.

It starts off at a birthday party where the main kid character has a disappointing time or something. I think the party was pirate themed. The kid falls asleep or starts imagining the main part of the movie where he's on a pirate ship with a few other odd characters (they may have been muppet-type things).

The only part of a movie I distinctly recall is that they come across a sunken island with treasure on it. The reason the island sank is because it had been bombarded with so many cannonballs that it got too heavy. The kid has a genius idea of running the cannons "backwards" to suck up all the cannonballs, thereby raising the island to the surface.

The thing is that I saw the movie in Sweden, so there is a distinct possibility the movie is Swedish (in which case I'll probably never ever find it). The infuriating thing is that I could have sworn I discovered what the movie was like 7-8 years ago but I've forgotten it since.

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?

david_a posted:

This is a kids movie I have a fuzzy memory of watching in a theater; must have been late 80s / early 90s.

It starts off at a birthday party where the main kid character has a disappointing time or something. I think the party was pirate themed. The kid falls asleep or starts imagining the main part of the movie where he's on a pirate ship with a few other odd characters (they may have been muppet-type things).

The only part of a movie I distinctly recall is that they come across a sunken island with treasure on it. The reason the island sank is because it had been bombarded with so many cannonballs that it got too heavy. The kid has a genius idea of running the cannons "backwards" to suck up all the cannonballs, thereby raising the island to the surface.

The thing is that I saw the movie in Sweden, so there is a distinct possibility the movie is Swedish (in which case I'll probably never ever find it). The infuriating thing is that I could have sworn I discovered what the movie was like 7-8 years ago but I've forgotten it since.

Muppet Treasure Island?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117110/

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

While this wasn't the worst, it reminded me of this, which was. On that note, I thought there were more McDonalds videos like this, but I'm having trouble finding them.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
No; way too new for one thing.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

I think caught this on Comedy Central around 15 years ago, which would probably put the movie in the 80's to very early 90's. I remember two scenes:

1: A dinner date between a schlubby looking guy and a goth/wiccan girl. He's uneasy during the entire dinner date because she has no idea how to act in polite society, while she's a few steps removed from a feral animal. Dinner comes, and she tears into a piece of meat (chicken, I think?) like a wolf taking down a rabbit. Mortifed, the guy bolts for the door. The scene cuts back to the woman, a hunk of meat still dangling out of her mouth, leaning her chin on her hand. "What a guy..."

2: A group of teens (read: 30 year olds) taking out security cameras in a building (a school, maybe?), one of which notably imitates kung-fu cries while wielding a bottle of spray-paint in each hand. This might have been a rock music montage, but I couldn't say for certain.

I'm sort of sure I'm not getting two movies mixed up.

Expotential
Apr 18, 2006
Eat Me!
Movie 1: I am trying to identify a movie based on a (maybe futuristic) society where people are being (sent / born) on an island, food and resources are delivered in containers which are refillable at certain stations - I remember this is a sci-fi movie probably 10+ years old.

Movie 2: I honestly am not positive this is a movie it might be a television series. I remember seeing it on sci-fi channel approximately 10+ years ago also. This movie revolves around what you are led to believe are small rocks/stones which appear to be biting people and causing them to mutate and rebel. I vaguely remember something about these rocks being aliens or something like that.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Expotential posted:

Movie 2: I honestly am not positive this is a movie it might be a television series. I remember seeing it on sci-fi channel approximately 10+ years ago also. This movie revolves around what you are led to believe are small rocks/stones which appear to be biting people and causing them to mutate and rebel. I vaguely remember something about these rocks being aliens or something like that.

Robin Cook's Invasion.

Captain Equinox
Sep 15, 2005

By day a mild-mannered college professor, by night Kiki, go-go dancer at the Pussycat Club. But twice a year, he's... CAPTAIN EQUINOX!

Expotential posted:

Movie 1: I am trying to identify a movie based on a (maybe futuristic) society where people are being (sent / born) on an island, food and resources are delivered in containers which are refillable at certain stations - I remember this is a sci-fi movie probably 10+ years old.


Sounds like Riverworld, although I'm basing that on the books rather than the TV-movie.

Huh, turns out there were two TV-movies, one in 2003 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310952/) and one in 2010 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1419950/)

Captain Equinox fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jan 7, 2014

Starscream
Aug 17, 2000

Captain Equinox posted:

Sounds like Riverworld, although I'm basing that on the books rather than the TV-movie.

Huh, turns out there were two TV-movies, one in 2003 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310952/) and one in 2010 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1419950/)

I watched the 2010 made-for-TV version and it sounds bang on to me.

Expotential
Apr 18, 2006
Eat Me!
Both correct:

Thanks



Captain Equinox posted:

Sounds like Riverworld, although I'm basing that on the books rather than the TV-movie.

Huh, turns out there were two TV-movies, one in 2003 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310952/) and one in 2010 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1419950/)

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Father Wendigo posted:

1: A dinner date between a schlubby looking guy and a goth/wiccan girl. He's uneasy during the entire dinner date because she has no idea how to act in polite society, while she's a few steps removed from a feral animal. Dinner comes, and she tears into a piece of meat (chicken, I think?) like a wolf taking down a rabbit. Mortifed, the guy bolts for the door. The scene cuts back to the woman, a hunk of meat still dangling out of her mouth, leaning her chin on her hand. "What a guy..."

There's a scene like this in Point of No Return

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107843/

No guy in the scene though but she's gothy looking and tears into some chicken when she's in training. At one point she spits onto the plate and says "Bone" if that helps.

jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog
There was an '80s film that kind of had a time travel or ghost-possession element to it, I think it was a father helping his son in the future, or something like that. The memorable part was that there was a drag race that aped Rebel Without A Cause pretty good, does this ring a bell for anyone?

Thunderlips
Oct 25, 2002

jet sanchEz posted:

There was an '80s film that kind of had a time travel or ghost-possession element to it, I think it was a father helping his son in the future, or something like that. The memorable part was that there was a drag race that aped Rebel Without A Cause pretty good, does this ring a bell for anyone?

Could be The Heavenly Kid. It starts with a drag race killing the Greaser who then helps Jason Gedrick to become a real man.

Whole film is apparently on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvoZ-ts9leg

BobDoleTrasher
Nov 14, 2013

Generally hates cLutch
Here's an old one I saw maybe over 10 years ago:

I'm not sure ,but I think it was some guy telling a story about his childhood, or how he used to see things when he was a kid. I remember a part when some kid comes home, and his dad's dead asleep with giant bugs on his face or something like that. At some point the kid fell asleep and dreamed about hanging out by a lake with some friend of his (might be wrong, not sure) and then a nuke went off nearby and somehow destroyed only the town he lived in. I remember him describing how the bombs finally fell and how he and his friend were the only survivors. He then ran through the burning town and saw his teacher or some preacher still alive, only his head replaced with some freaky alien one(i think he believed the aliens came to take over after the war was over).

And there was another part, where he's in his neighbor's house, writing pig all over the walls and pictures in the house, the woman living there walking in on him taking a poo poo in the middle of the place.

That alien mask thing scared the poo poo out of me back then.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Fistboy posted:

There's a scene like this in Point of No Return

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107843/

No guy in the scene though but she's gothy looking and tears into some chicken when she's in training. At one point she spits onto the plate and says "Bone" if that helps.
Nah, this was that desperate (read: lovely) kind of 80's comedy where things are played up for yuks in the most ham-fisted way possible.

I do appreciate any answer, though, so thanks!

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

jet sanchEz posted:

There was an '80s film that kind of had a time travel or ghost-possession element to it, I think it was a father helping his son in the future, or something like that. The memorable part was that there was a drag race that aped Rebel Without A Cause pretty good, does this ring a bell for anyone?

Frequency came out in 2000, but besides that it seems similar to what you're describing.

sbagliom
Mar 27, 2010

SOCIALISM IS DEAD

BobDoleTrasher posted:

Here's an old one I saw maybe over 10 years ago:

I'm not sure ,but I think it was some guy telling a story about his childhood, or how he used to see things when he was a kid. I remember a part when some kid comes home, and his dad's dead asleep with giant bugs on his face or something like that. At some point the kid fell asleep and dreamed about hanging out by a lake with some friend of his (might be wrong, not sure) and then a nuke went off nearby and somehow destroyed only the town he lived in. I remember him describing how the bombs finally fell and how he and his friend were the only survivors. He then ran through the burning town and saw his teacher or some preacher still alive, only his head replaced with some freaky alien one(i think he believed the aliens came to take over after the war was over).

And there was another part, where he's in his neighbor's house, writing pig all over the walls and pictures in the house, the woman living there walking in on him taking a poo poo in the middle of the place.

That alien mask thing scared the poo poo out of me back then.

The Butcher Boy.

BobDoleTrasher
Nov 14, 2013

Generally hates cLutch

My nipples... I love you.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

MrGreenShirt posted:

Frequency came out in 2000, but besides that it seems similar to what you're describing.

Frequency doesn't have a drag race.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
An 80s movie where a man falls or is thrown into a giant department store display of balls, causing them to bounce everywhere.

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?

Dr_Amazing posted:

An 80s movie where a man falls or is thrown into a giant department store display of balls, causing them to bounce everywhere.

Sounds like a scene from Big, but I have not seen that movie in years.

Imasalmon
Mar 19, 2003

Meet me in the Hall of Fame

Dr_Amazing posted:

An 80s movie where a man falls or is thrown into a giant department store display of balls, causing them to bounce everywhere.

This happens in Jingle All The Way.


jet sanchEz posted:

There was an '80s film that kind of had a time travel or ghost-possession element to it, I think it was a father helping his son in the future, or something like that. The memorable part was that there was a drag race that aped Rebel Without A Cause pretty good, does this ring a bell for anyone?

The Wraith?

Imasalmon fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jan 9, 2014

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?

Imasalmon posted:

The Wraith?

That was a dead brother coming back from the grave with some kind of hell-mobile. Awesome/awful Charlie Sheen movie.

I think you might mean "The Heavenly Kid" possibly? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089265/

"Dad" died in a dragrace, and the kid was going to repeat it in the end.

EDIT: Thunderlips beat me, so I agree with him.

Imasalmon
Mar 19, 2003

Meet me in the Hall of Fame

nitrogen posted:

That was a dead brother coming back from the grave with some kind of hell-mobile. Awesome/awful Charlie Sheen movie.

I think you might mean "The Heavenly Kid" possibly? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089265/

"Dad" died in a dragrace, and the kid was going to repeat it in the end.

EDIT: Thunderlips beat me, so I agree with him.

It was a Dodge Turbo Interceptor.

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ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
Does anyone know where this still comes from?

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