The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

Samuel Clemens posted:

Twenty quotes can buy many peanuts.

explain how!

# ? Jan 9, 2014 17:29

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Piper posted:

explain how!

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:07

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

Ah the last Goon. Overflowing with the salt and oil of his departed brothers.

You are soooo greasy

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:10

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

You are soooo greasy

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:27

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Konec Hry posted:

Attention, everybody...

um... oh... uh...

Quote harder, bye!

So...uhh...are you guys quoting?

Could you maybe...quote harder?

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:33

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

You ~~Scots~~Goons sure are a contentious people.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 20:00

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Bjay9 posted:

You ~~Scots~~Goons sure are a contentious people.

"You wanna fight?"

"Them's fightin' words."

# ? Jan 9, 2014 20:14

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Bjay9 posted:

You ~~Scots~~Goons sure are a contentious people.

Ye've made an enemy for life

# ? Jan 9, 2014 20:49

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

Ye've made an enemy for life

Awww, I'm only ten and I already got two mortal enemies.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 21:09

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Awww, I'm only ten and I already got two mortal enemies.

Drink-Mix, you're thirty-nine. :rolleyes:

# ? Jan 9, 2014 21:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Drink-Mix, you're thirty-nine.

I can feel death�s clammy hand on my shoulder.

Oh, wait, that's my hand.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 22:42

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I can feel death�s clammy hand on my shoulder.

Oh, wait, that's my hand.

Death stalks you at every turn!

# ? Jan 9, 2014 22:49

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Man Alive! posted:

Death stalks you at every turn!

I didn't burn down the forums! It was the butterfly, I tell you! The butterfly!

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:13

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Man Alive! posted:

Death stalks you at every turn!

That's just the cat. :rolleyes:

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:15

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

That's just the cat.

Moneypenny, that�s not God. That�s a waffle that Drink-Mix Man threw up there.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Man Alive! posted:

Death stalks you at every turn!

What, seeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had sex.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:25

Springfield Fatts: May 24, 2010; Pillbug

Bjay9 posted:

Moneypenny, that�s not God. That�s a waffle that Drink-Mix Man threw up there.

Sacrilicious!

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Bjay9 posted:

Moneypenny, that�s not God. That�s a waffle that Drink-Mix Man threw up there.

I've got a better game, it's called "Whipping Cupcakes."

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I've got a better game, it's called "Whipping Cupcakes."

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Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I've got a better game, it's called "Whipping Cupcakes."

Jingle! Bells!
Jingle! Bells!

# ? Jan 10, 2014 01:42

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Stupid party. Wish we was trick or treatin'.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 01:49

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Devilishiously satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 02:02

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

Devilishiously satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

That's it, we're out of here!

# ? Jan 10, 2014 02:18

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Skeesix posted:

That's it, we're out of here!

If you'll excuse me, I booked some time at the wind tunnel.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 03:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Devilishiously satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

No, not THOSE peanuts. The ones at the bottom..... :stare:

# ? Jan 10, 2014 03:14

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Stupid party. Wish we was trick or treatin'.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 03:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Devilishiously satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

Laser effects, mirrored balls... John Williams must be rolling around in his grave.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 03:56

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Laser effects, mirrored balls... John Williams must be rolling around in his grave.

Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?

# ? Jan 10, 2014 04:30

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

Devilishiously satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

You've stolen my soul!

# ? Jan 10, 2014 04:37

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

You've stolen my soul!

It seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him. :smugbert:

# ? Jan 10, 2014 05:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.

Oh forget it, they couldn't catch a cold with a... a cold... catching... thing.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 05:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh forget it, they couldn't catch a cold with a... a cold... catching... thing.

Why if it isn't the long flabby arm of the law, MondayHotDog. The last case you got to the bottom of, was a case of Mallomars! :cop:

# ? Jan 10, 2014 05:15

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Why if it isn't the long flabby arm of the law, MondayHotDog. The last case you got to the bottom of, was a case of Mallomars!

Heeeey no fair! You got long legs and I got these little bitty hooves!

# ? Jan 10, 2014 05:29

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Captain Foxy posted:

Heeeey no fair! You got long legs and I got these little bitty hooves!

You do have a sin to confess: the sin of envy!

# ? Jan 10, 2014 05:42

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You do have a sin to confess: the sin of envy!

Have you ever actually read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 05:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DrBouvenstein posted:

So...uhh...are you guys quoting?

Could you maybe...quote harder?

The Lord gave us the quotes, and it's up to us to make them dance! :black101:

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# ? Jan 10, 2014 05:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Have you ever actually read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

And you remember Matthew... 21:17.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 06:06

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Captain Foxy posted:

Heeeey no fair! You got long legs and I got these little bitty hooves!

They have puny little muscles, not big ropy ones like you

# ? Jan 10, 2014 06:24

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Upworthy Springfield is my new favorite thing.

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Captain Foxy posted:

Heeeey no fair! You got long legs and I got these little bitty hooves!

Behold, the legenday esquilax, the horse with the head of a rabbit and the body... of a rabbit!

# ? Jan 10, 2014 06:37

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