Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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Dad Jokes: May 25, 2011

Shut up and :justpost:

, you nerds.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 01:30

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 21:58

CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Fair enough, let me put it this way:

I think there are two types of viewers here; those that knew immediately what the makeup of the image was and those who were confused for a minute.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 01:31

ColHannibal: Sep 17, 2007

IM SO ANGRY ABOUT UNFUNNY OPTICAL ILLUSIONS.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 01:32

narfanator: Dec 16, 2008

mcbexx posted:

It's a Picasso face. Which are, AFAIK, intended to convey motion in a static medium; Picasso's faces could be considered a single picture of what you see when someone is turning their head. This is that, but done using photorealism - it's a single, static image that "conveys" what you "see" when the guy turns to look at you, or away.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 01:39

CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 01:44

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Dad Jokes posted:

I don't get it.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 01:47

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

AndyElusive has a new favorite as of 02:12 on Jan 11, 2014

# ? Jan 11, 2014 02:09

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

That Native American is :smug:

as gently caress.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 02:23

Novum: May 26, 2012; That's how we roll

dialhforhero posted:

That Native American is as gently caress.

He like "Haha, we the only ones here not aliens"

# ? Jan 11, 2014 02:47

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Rugrats. Even their official merchandise looks psychotic.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 02:50

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

http://www.9news.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=372755

quote:

Thieves have been stealing the 420 mile marker sign so often, the state's transportation department has changed it to "419.99" in an effort to try and stop the problem.
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"So this is our way to test it out. So far it's working," said Amy Ford, a spokesperson with the Colorado Department of Transportation. "It's a traffic safety thing. It's a helpful thing to have these sings on the road. But people kept ripping them off."

# ? Jan 11, 2014 02:55

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

AndyElusive posted:

Wow, that's pretty lovely. Making the Indians sit at the kiddie table.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 03:58

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

CzarChasm posted:

Wow, that's pretty lovely. Making the Indians sit at the kiddie table.

I think it was because the settlers thought they had savage table manner. :rimshot:

dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 05:03 on Jan 11, 2014

# ? Jan 11, 2014 04:58

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? Jan 11, 2014 05:41

Mayostard: Apr 21, 2007; In the Chamber of Understanding

SynthOrange posted:

They are if you hollowed out a bigger person's foot to wear

# ? Jan 11, 2014 05:52

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

SynthOrange posted:

A new generation of Sharks have Feet is born.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 06:02

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

SynthOrange posted:

No, Patrick, feet are not shoes.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 06:09

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

Jaden smith opened a shoe store?

# ? Jan 11, 2014 06:18

Naylenas: Sep 11, 2003; I was out of my head so it was out of my hands

DrBouvenstein posted:

http://www.9news.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=372755

Hell, I'd rather have the 419.99 sign, just because it's hilarious that they had to do that.

The solution is to put a little box below and fill it with paper copies of the sign.

"Please don't steal our sign. Have a copy!"

Will work like a charm.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 07:07

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Naylenas posted:

Hell, I'd rather have the 419.99 sign, just because it's hilarious that they had to do that.

The solution is to put a little box below and fill it with paper copies of the sign.

"Please don't steal our sign. Have a copy!"

Will work like a charm.

Yeah, I drove across country going this way recently and while a 420 sign would have been cool, I definitely would have taken this if I noticed it.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 07:46

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

SynthOrange posted:

# ? Jan 11, 2014 08:16

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

SynthOrange posted:

They wouldn't even fit.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 10:21

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

Naylenas posted:

The solution is to put a little box below and fill it with paper copies of the sign.

"Please don't steal our sign. Have a copy!"

Will work like a charm.

Yeah, because people who've gone through the trouble to drive out there with tools are definitely going to be satisfied with something they could do at their local FedEx Office. :jerkbag:

# ? Jan 11, 2014 16:14

Mike the TV: Jan 14, 2008; Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine; Pillbug

KnifeWrench posted:

Yeah, because people who've gone through the trouble to drive out there with tools are definitely going to be satisfied with something they could do at their local FedEx Office.

The free market solution is to set up a stand there that sells the real metal signs.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 16:28

Golden_Zucchini: May 16, 2007; Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.

Naylenas posted:

Hell, I'd rather have the 419.99 sign, just because it's hilarious that they had to do that.

The solution is to put a little box below and fill it with paper copies of the sign.

"Please don't steal our sign. Have a copy!"

Will work like a charm.

Or they could go the route this poor village in Austria did

They've started welding the signs to the posts and have set up CCTV cameras to discourage theft.

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Mike the TV posted:

The free market solution is to set up a stand there that sells the real metal signs.

One of the people in the village apparently started selling t-shirts that said "I love loving in Austria" but had to stop after the other villagers started yelling at him in the streets.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 16:48

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Oh, that loving sign? Yeah, that's my loving sign. Don't ask how I got it.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 17:17

Octavion: Apr 5, 2009

There's a wee place in north-east Scotland called Lost. They started putting the sign on a 10 foot pole to stop people nicking it.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 17:28

Trevor Weedheart: Jan 9, 2009; naruto headband rockin ice niggas

STOP loving EXPLAINING poo poo AND ASKING FOR EXPLANATIONS. IF YOU GET THE URGE TO, GO TAKE YOUR AUTISM PILLS. OR SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE THROAT

# ? Jan 11, 2014 18:00

user on probation: Nov 1, 2012; removed

Trevor Weedheart posted:

STOP loving EXPLAINING poo poo AND ASKING FOR EXPLANATIONS. IF YOU GET THE URGE TO, GO TAKE YOUR AUTISM PILLS. OR SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE THROAT

I don't get it

# ? Jan 11, 2014 18:07

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

# ? Jan 11, 2014 18:17

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

# ? Jan 11, 2014 18:19

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Trevor Weedheart posted:

~~STOP loving EXPLAINING poo poo AND ASKING FOR EXPLANATIONS. IF YOU GET THE URGE TO, GO TAKE YOUR AUTISM PILLS. OR SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE THROAT~~
COMMUNICATION IS DUMB. BEING INTERESTED IN THINGS MEANS YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER. ALSO, IT MAKES ME COOL TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH MENTAL DISORDERS. ALSO, SUICIDE IS A JOKE TOO JUST LIKE I AM. I HOPE I DIE IN AN INDUSTRIAL WOODCHIPPER THAT IS ON FIRE AND FALLING OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING INTO A SHARK'S MOUTH.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 19:27

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

# ? Jan 11, 2014 19:44

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

CannedMacabre posted:

If you sort of squint and turn your head it looks like a duck.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 19:47

shabbat goy: Oct 4, 2008

gbut posted:

Named after American war hero Dick Bong

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong

quote:

On June 12, 1942, Bong flew very low over ("buzzed") a house in nearby San Anselmo, the home of a pilot who had just been married. He was cited and temporarily grounded for breaking flying rules, along with three other P-38 pilots who had looped around the Golden Gate Bridge on the same day.[1] For looping the Golden Gate Bridge, for flying at low level down Market Street in San Francisco and for blowing the clothes off of an Oakland woman's clothesline, Bong was reprimanded by General George C. Kenney, commanding officer of the Fourth Air Force, who told him, "If you didn't want to fly down Market Street, I wouldn't have you in my Air Force, but you are not to do it any more and I mean what I say."

(It's not really exit 420 :ssh: