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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
All right! I had no idea there was a thread for this. I've been going through the catalogue bit by bit as I work. Unlike most podcasts, this once was well-edited right from the start, although there is improvement. Love it!

I still think the funniest one was the one about the Supernatural fandom.

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A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Dozerfleet's fundamentalist right-wing racist drivel is pretty much classic freep. It's the obsessive cataloging of his fantasy and "love life" that makes him particularly interesting.

He's 20 years too young to be a freeper proper though.

Just go and read the freep thread in D&D for an endless amount of that.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Speaking of, they haven't done Freep yet have they? There's some great poo poo there. DaleReed being angry about everything, the endless circular firing squads about what is and isn't a fake republican, poo poo like the leader constantly saying server costs are like 32,000 every quarter and having constant fundraisers because he hired his son to be in charge despite their website looking like it's early 90's still.

Plus whenever gay stuff comes up it's super clear they all constantly are imagining men having sex with eachother.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Speaking of, they haven't done Freep yet have they? There's some great poo poo there. DaleReed being angry about everything, the endless circular firing squads about what is and isn't a fake republican, poo poo like the leader constantly saying server costs are like 32,000 every quarter and having constant fundraisers because he hired his son to be in charge despite their website looking like it's early 90's still.

Plus whenever gay stuff comes up it's super clear they all constantly are imagining men having sex with eachother.

Neither Freep nor Stormfront have been touched, and neither of them is in the content submission table. If you want to see Freep (and god knows we're overdue for good old-fashioned conservative nutbaggery, Dozerfleet barely even counts), go ahead and compile it yourself, everyone'll love it.

I'm thinking of compiling another submission of my own, but I'm not sure exactly whereto look. Anyone have any ideas on where I'd be able to find:

1. Sovereign Citizens, who are convinced that they are immune to all laws because of some ridiculous legal loopholes that don't exist.
2. Philosophy, and those who don't understand that you should read before writing. It's stuck with me since the joke intro in the creepypastas episode, and I'm sure that idiots trying to philosophize both exist, and are probably loving hilarious.

Cleretic fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Jan 3, 2014

Cat Planet
Jun 26, 2010

:420: :catdrugs: :420:

Cleretic posted:

Neither Freep nor Stormfront have been touched, and neither of them is in the content submission table. If you want to see Freep (and god knows we're overdue for good old-fashioned conservative nutbaggery, Dozerfleet barely even counts), go ahead and compile it yourself, everyone'll love it.

Would that be funny though? The Ridiculists have said that they will only be doing Wrong Opinions if these are funny and not just infuriating, and I really don't know what new things can be gleaned from Freep and Stormfront. Once you've see one "gays are destroying America" or "back then we didn't have crime because we spanked children" thread, you've seen them all.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Stormfront would probably be way too much, and I certainly wouldn't want to see it featured, but Freep does feature a healthy dose of ridiculous infighting, "Conservative humor", on-site drama etc. if you are willing to sift through it. Also, the aforementioned dalereed is a pretty hilarious fellow.

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.
If someone did want to make that document, I'm sure the Freep thread could help in sorting the funny bits from the infuriating ones.

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Cleretic posted:

2. Philosophy, and those who don't understand that you should read before writing. It's stuck with me since the joke intro in the creepypastas episode, and I'm sure that idiots trying to philosophize both exist, and are probably loving hilarious.

www.reddit.com/r/philosophy exists and would definitely prove more than sufficient.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
There was a Conservapedia episode, you know.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Therion posted:

Would that be funny though? The Ridiculists have said that they will only be doing Wrong Opinions if these are funny and not just infuriating, and I really don't know what new things can be gleaned from Freep and Stormfront. Once you've see one "gays are destroying America" or "back then we didn't have crime because we spanked children" thread, you've seen them all.

Stormfront no, aside from a few gems like their dating site being funny because it's a bunch of literal neo-nazis saying how nice and sweet they are it's just generic 'you hate black folks?' 'yep fuckin hate em'.

Freep, though, is a massive clusterfuck of legit insane people who also happen to be republicans.

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.
Pretty early into the podcast I tried putting together a Freeper doc. It took me a surprising amount of effort to find just a few things worth using. 99% of the site contains news article summaries followed by 100 replies based on giving democrats nicknames. Maybe the various SA threads on FreeRepublic are a better place to explore for content than just browsing the site itself.

It's the sort of thing we'd love to do, but we really need there to be some real idiocy or craziness so we can have fun with it.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Civilized Fishbot posted:

www.reddit.com/r/philosophy exists and would definitely prove more than sufficient.

This is probably a good resource for that then.

That said, I don't know if enough listeners and readers know enough about a somewhat niche subject to realize how funny some of it is.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I'd expect another creepypasta episode if that happened though.

Bunnybread
Feb 16, 2012

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Speaking of, they haven't done Freep yet have they? There's some great poo poo there. DaleReed being angry about everything, the endless circular firing squads about what is and isn't a fake republican, poo poo like the leader constantly saying server costs are like 32,000 every quarter and having constant fundraisers because he hired his son to be in charge despite their website looking like it's early 90's still.

Plus whenever gay stuff comes up it's super clear they all constantly are imagining men having sex with eachother.

If someone does take it upon themselves to compile some of the freepshow, please make sure to include a healthy dose of their abundant gay disgust/intrigue. I'd like to narrate some of their sweaty fantasies and see if we can't get some of these poor things to come out the closet for good.

Or maybe I can just use it as an excuse to try out my Phil Robertson impression.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
So um I'm watching AGDQ and I could have sworn I heard Portaxx reading off donations. Is it just someone who sounds a lot like her or is Portaxx into the speed running scene and I just didn't know?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!
Portaxx does support for both AGDQ and The Speed Gamers, I believe. She does AGDQ's banner art, that's clear enough.

zari-gani
Sep 6, 2004

How much do you want it? ;-*

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

So um I'm watching AGDQ and I could have sworn I heard Portaxx reading off donations. Is it just someone who sounds a lot like her or is Portaxx into the speed running scene and I just didn't know?

Portaxx is indeed at AGDQ right now. She waved at the camera when she was watching Viewtiful Joe and Toast sent her a shoutout via donation comments.

Unless something changes, she'll be doing commentary for Pac-Man 2 during the Awful Games block, so look forward to that!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


New episodes is up, about people who think fictional characters are their gods.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

TontoCorazon posted:

New episodes is up, about people who think fictional characters are their gods.

I'm so glad that the internet has such a tremendous amount of crazy poo poo that we can get something new every week. Like, a completely new brand of insane every time.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
I wanted to stop into AGDQ myself next weekend, but apparently it's like 80 bucks just to sit in. That, combined with the gas and Metro costs (I'd be coming in to DC from the south and AGDQ is up in Bethesda), knocked it out of my price range.

Anyway, regarding the latest episode, I'd forgotten how it hits that sweet spot between consistently absurd yet sane enough to at least follow. Many grins for me while listening.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Freep is only funny in context; out of context it's soul-crushing. It's only really funny once you get a sense for the overall position of the place, start recognizing characters, and get enough of the repetition of certain ideas and terms. It's like one of those TV shows where you can't really just jump in and get into it right off the bat, you've kind of got to "watch" a few "episodes" for it to really start clicking.

Unlike the latest episode, which I've only got about 20 minutes into so far, where context would do nothing because it's dumbassery all the way down.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Thanks for the Gregorian chanting to hymns about Tony Stark. Just thanks.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I feel bad now because when I heard 'sweet Heroclix Riddler' I was almost positive what he meant and agreed it was pretty sweet.

Hiro Protagonist
Oct 25, 2010

Last of the freelance hackers and
Greatest swordfighter in the world
Maybe "swert Heroclix Riddler" is like a swear in their community a la "Sweet Jesus." I say that joking, but honestly wouldn't be too surprised.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

I really hope there are people pretending to believe in Neil Gaiman's version of gods from American Gods based on their characterization in that book alone.

I'm saying that because I'm hoping nobody is stupid enough to believe in these things wholeheartedly.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

A Meat posted:

I really hope there are people pretending to believe in Neil Gaiman's version of gods from American Gods based on their characterization in that book alone.

I'm saying that because I'm hoping nobody is stupid enough to believe in these things wholeheartedly.

Saying prayers to Batman while staring at a black picture frame is the height of stupidity regardless of where they got the idea.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I mean come on, this is a sweet heroclix.



Now imagine someone screaming in a Batman voice "YOU'RE GOIN TO ARKHAM, NIGMA" at that.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Drunkboxer posted:

Saying prayers to Batman while staring at a black picture frame
What podcast were you listening to? The one that I heard mentioned a polished obsidian mirror.

Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
New episode is up, and it's all about the domestic wife values as a fetish.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Champeenship posted:

New episode is up, and it's all about the domestic wife values as a fetish.

So, fedoras and misogyny abound?

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Yay! The return of the Portaxx girl-voice

a dozen swans
Aug 24, 2012
Holy poo poo, from the doc:

quote:

Captive Dreams By Leah Kelley
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Sam is thrilled to find the wife the Lord has given him until he finds out she*s a mulatto slave, albeit a beautiful one. Will he accept this gift from God, or will he let his prejudices stand in the way of his happiness? Becca neither looks nor talks like a slave, but she is one nonetheless. After being raised by a loving massa and missus, she*s sold to Willow Bend where she faces hardships in the life of a slave she never knew existed. Should she allow her virginity to be stolen from her or should she give it to Sam instead? Fact: In the mid-1800*s, a white woman was sold at the Cheapside Slave Market in Lexington, Ky. Her name was Eliza, she was 1/64 African decent, and the daughter of the slaveholder who sold her. She was purchased by the Methodist Church, who outbid a New Orleans slave trader, and set free

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh gently caress I got Texas Switched! I thought this would be those 'vintage' dorks fetishizing the 50's, this is the WAY CRAZIER AND WAY MORE MISOGYNISTIC christian cult that tells people to beat their wives for Jesus!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Tatum Girlparts posted:

Oh gently caress I got Texas Switched! I thought this would be those 'vintage' dorks fetishizing the 50's, this is the WAY CRAZIER AND WAY MORE MISOGYNISTIC christian cult that tells people to beat their wives for Jesus!

I haven't listened to the newest episode yet but now I'm super excited. And super angry.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Those ridiculously elaborate threesome rules prove that Internet is the difference between Thomas Aquinas and a perverted hypocrite.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
If you guys ever do a store, you need to be sure to have a "I'm with butt pummeler" shirt.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
This might be the gooniest thing I've ever said, but I'm happy about the return of "Orz voice."

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Is there someone collecting themed songs in case you just happen to need something about loving teddy bears, beating women or loving toys, or does the editor get the fun job of going to google and searching "misogyny vehicle gently caress song"

Perhaps a brainstorming session. Everyone open up iTunes and see if they've got anything that would fit. Then, listen to all the suggestions and pick out the three most perverted.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013

That blog from the last thing they read is loving disturbing.

:nws: http://gettingspankedasneeded.blogspot.ca/2013/12/malled-at-mall.html :nws:

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BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

NoUU posted:

That blog from the last thing they read is loving disturbing.

:nws: http://gettingspankedasneeded.blogspot.ca/2013/12/malled-at-mall.html :nws:

You say that like the rest of the sites aren't. I saw Taken In Hand in the doc, a site notable for having an article titled "When Rape Is A Gift".

:psypop:

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