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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy


This is a new Nancy, as opposed to the past few which were repeats from 2011.

Man the copy/paste bits and random black mspaint squiggles are so bad. This is just unprofessional from a technical standpoint. At least something terrible-looking like reply all is consistent enough to call it a style rather than laziness or ineptitude.

Also, his attempt at gag strips are so weak it's no wonder he usually goes for ultra-patriotism, bees-knees-nostalgia or schmaltz.

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Heathcliff


The Phantom


Pickles


The Amazing Spider-Man


Prince Valiant


Classic Prince Valiant

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Moomin and the Martians


I think that's as good as I can make these, I really wish I could get rid of the noise/speckles, though.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (August 30-September 1, 1926)

We take you now to West Virginia...




Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

SubNat posted:

Moomin and the Martians


I think that's as good as I can make these, I really wish I could get rid of the noise/speckles, though.

No no, these are wonderful. It looks like the noise is from the paper it's printed on.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Thorn (October 18-19, 1983)



Nina's Adventures (November 12, 1993)

Have you considered spaying, Nina?

Lucky Cow (February 29, 2004)

Henry Ford was also a Nazi.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Comics (November 20th 2006)

Boondocks


Doonesbury


F-Minus


FoxTrot


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


It's All Right Chief Dharma


Asaekkiga (part 1)


Asaekkiga (part 2)

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Some Guy TT posted:

Asaekkiga (part 2)


Oh hell, it's been a while since I've lost it like I just did.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL



The faces.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





Poor Willie. He's either going to be drowned or seduced by those two.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

Free flowers and free pets? This place has everything!

9 Chickweed Lane

There's nothing like a dead cat to liven up the funny pages.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

"Wait, you mean there are other kids at our school besides Morgan?"

Retail

"It was really just to test the levels to which your batshit vindictiveness could reach, and the answer was pretty drat high."

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

New character to steal away Skip's affections from Bleeker?

Dustin

Alrighty then.

On the Fastrack

Vigilante money-making huh?

Safe Havens

I still don't understand why she had human-Palmtop sleep on the floor.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



GorfZaplen posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man
I just wanted to mention how much I enjoy the idea that every week the sunday colourist sits down, mutters "it's loving gold, you hack!" and colours the Mark II correctly; then the weekday colourist sits down muttering "how the gently caress is anybody going to know that's an Iron Man suit, you idiot!?" and keeps on keeping on.

Kobogartimer
Mar 17, 2006




I could only resist Chief Dharma faces for so long.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Midnight Moth posted:


Retail

"It was really just to test the levels to which your batshit vindictiveness could reach, and the answer was pretty drat high."


I don't understand why Marla is angry about this. Isn't this what she wanted?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Volume posted:

I don't understand why Marla is angry about this. Isn't this what she wanted?

Because Marla is angry about everything all the time. It doesn't matter what happens, she will always find some way to make a problem out of it, blame someone else for that problem, and be angry about it.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Volume posted:

I don't understand why Marla is angry about this. Isn't this what she wanted?

Until she found out that Mina may actually be worse than Josh.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mister Beeg posted:

Until she found out that Mina may actually be worse than Josh.

No, she still wanted to fire Josh then. I think her problem is that she wanted to fire him, and him leaving of his own volition doesn't let her satisfy her petty revenge fantasy.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Roland Jones posted:

No, she still wanted to fire Josh then. I think her problem is that she wanted to fire him, and him leaving of his own volition doesn't let her satisfy her petty revenge fantasy.

In the Saturday's strip, it seemed that Marla decided to postpone the firing until she could find somebody other than Mina.

(although, yeah, if I found out that an assistant screwed me over, I'd want to get rid of him ASAP. Marla's in the right, even if she's too passive-agressive about it)

Mister Beeg fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Jan 13, 2014

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
I'm still waiting for Cooper to get fired for backtalking customers and Marla to get fired for sharing HR decisions with the competition. Oh wait.

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Wait "pulling someone's leg" was an actual thing people did :psyduck:

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Lio finds a monster that might eat him instead of being a pet.


Red and Rover is all wet.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Luann



Pros and Cons



Sally Forth

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
I think Chief Dharma and Scary Gary are the two best comics in this thread. I like the one with the boston terrier too, but I can't remember what it's called.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!



"Hey Gunther could you maybe stop jacking off under the covers while I'm in the room?"

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon is late again.

Bizarro


Dilbert

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Loomus

And so the cycle of Foi continues

Stephen Collins


Tom Gauld is back!

That museum is poorly laid out. I wonder what letter could have prompted this?

And, the Urban Space Cowboy memorial strip, Rarebit Fiend

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


I don't ever recall Farley being drawn with a collar and license. I guess the Foobs are just terrible pet owners who don't care if their dog gets lost.

Getting mad about dog comics.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Mr. Squishy posted:

Stephen Collins
Usually his work makes me smile but I couldn't stop laughing at this one.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

fondue posted:

Usually his work makes me smile but I couldn't stop laughing at this one.

If only we called them Daguerrofaces, and not duckfaces.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Right, ok.

Non Sequitur



:crossarms:

Heavenly Nostrils is still the 11th.

Kliban



:colbert:

9 Chickweed Lane 1/13/2003



:words: Doesn't it look like Thorax's face was removed in the last panel, rather than him performing an :ughh:? I can't put my finger on how Brooke hosed that up. It just doesn't look right.

Zits



There's just one belt on an aircooled VW motor, and if it goes, your entire motor will follow suit pretty quickly since the belt drives the cooling fan in addition to the generator/alternator. :science:

Kevin & Kell



Dumb. :ughh:

Nemi

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Oh that Joker; so inspirational.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Everett True
February 6 & 8, 1918

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Green Intern posted:

Oh that Joker; so inspirational.

Pale face, red, red lips...and you've seen the toothy maws Nemi pulls. If the shoe fits, yanno.

Cul-de-sac


The Creeps

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts, in which the flying ace finds himself in durance vile. (January 16, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Pogo: We return you now to the smoke-filled room. (January 16, 1967)



Out Our Way (March 28-29, 1924)



Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Mike du Jour






Monty




Less a joke, more a poignant lesson. If you don't know Jack about cars, crack a book and at least learn the basics.

Indolent Bastard fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jan 13, 2014

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Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

There once was a man named Lester,
that wacky comic strip jester!
He wrote jokes in haste,
used copy and paste,
then said, "gently caress it! Let it fester."

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