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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Well, it's a narrow sign.

edit:shitfuck

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suddenly cats
Nov 16, 2006

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright? You don't know shit about cats.


There, problem solved.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

suddenly cats posted:



There, problem solved.

Mile 423.2323... ?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
I've always like this one a lot.



General Mills' headquarters is located there.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

suddenly cats posted:



There, problem solved.

No. That's a problem started :mad:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

What's the joke?

DaveSauce
Feb 15, 2004

Oh, how awkward.

Captain Trips posted:

What's the joke?

California is red and South Carolina is blue? Only thing I can think of...

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

syscall girl has a new favorite as of 00:53 on Jan 13, 2014

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Vicas posted:

I feel like there must be a happy medium somewhere in this thread



The Orca Penguin on the right is the best.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Edmond Dantes posted:

Goddamn it, Moon Moon.

You beat me to it. I wish I understood why that meme was funny to me, but the Shibe confessions meme usually isn't. They're both retarded canine-based humor. I should love them equally.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Captain Trips posted:

What's the joke?

The electoral college system.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Captain Trips posted:

What's the joke?

It's probably the idea that California would vote Republican and Texas would go Democratic in the current era. As weird as that map may be, that season of The West Wing was strangely prophetic of the Obama/McCain race.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/30/arts/television/30wing.html

Edit: Probably based on the old wisdom that candidates would always win their home state, but that hasn't been a lock-in for a while now...

benito has a new favorite as of 01:22 on Jan 13, 2014

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Bored posted:

You beat me to it. I wish I understood why that meme was funny to me, but the Shibe confessions meme usually isn't. They're both retarded canine-based humor. I should love them equally.

Probably because Moon Moon is (usually) reserved for actual canine retardation and shibe is... well, done to death.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Kheldarn posted:

The Orca Penguin on the right is the best.

Holy poo poo I didn't see that the first time. That's amazing.

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

This isn't a joke, they are actually a champion fister.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
:iamafag:

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

stubblyhead posted:

I've always like this one a lot.



General Mills' headquarters is located there.

I've always gotten a kick out of Seagate on Disc Drive in Shakopee.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

The Devil Tesla posted:

This isn't a joke, they are actually a champion fister.

Well, I mean someone would have to be, right?

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

stubblyhead posted:

I've always like this one a lot.



General Mills' headquarters is located there.

Happens a lot. For instance, Smucker's HQ is located on Strawberry Lane.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Phlegmish posted:

Yeah, that's...the origin of the English word wiener. From Vienna.

I wonder if there are forums full of German nerds laughing at English words that somewhat resemble swear words in their language.

I really hope so.




vvv I know it is. I was just responding to the theme of things that look vaguely dirty in another language.

The goofy looking guy is hilarious either way though.

Killer robot has a new favorite as of 04:17 on Jan 13, 2014

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
But that's just an employees wanted ad for Burger King. "We want you for our team". You kind of have to stretch the phonetics to make it sound dirty.

Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010

Captain Trips posted:

Mile 423.2323... ?

Why isn't it equal to 420?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Boneitis posted:

Why isn't it equal to 420?

The way it's written looks like it's 419 divided by.99 which is 423.2323.

TONY DANZAS HO
Aug 27, 2003

retired
and
loving it

brokowski posted:

Wow I goofed. Don't know that guy, his style is so eerily similar to my friends (in a weird kind of way, feel free to disagree)

http://shanepatrickfitzgerald.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-11-23T14:35:00-08:00&max-results=7&start=7&by-date=false

There's his profile, still gots some funny pics.

Wow, that's not even close, you absolute nard

Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.
Ooh, this must one of those classy British dramas, like Downton Abbey!

Abbeh
May 23, 2006

When I grow up I mean to be
A Lion large and fierce to see.
(Thank you, Das Boo!)
Someone felt the need to review a local Salvation Army Store. Her review is :psyduck:



Her reviews began normally and descended into madness.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

shock.wav
May 25, 2009

Arkannoyed posted:

Ooh, this must one of those classy British dramas, like Downton Abbey!



Tea: A man and his bear ride a rollercoaster

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Arkannoyed posted:

Ooh, this must one of those classy British dramas, like Downton Abbey!


Creative price tag placement must be the only entertainment in retail jobs...



Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
I'll never forgive the man who put a price tag over the words "Demo version" on a copy of Deus Ex I bought.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Captain Trips posted:

Photoshopped, everyone knows dogs can't look up.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
That dog isn't looking up though, seems legit.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Killer robot posted:

vvv I know it is. I was just responding to the theme of things that look vaguely dirty in another language.


Yes, I know what it means, but I still smile like an idiot whenever I see it at the grocery store:

EXTRA DICK.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

WebDog posted:

But that's just an employees wanted ad for Burger King. "We want you for our team". You kind of have to stretch the phonetics to make it sound dirty.

It's not a stretch at all.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

DannoMack posted:

It's not a stretch at all.

"Wir suchen dich" isn't pronounced anything even close to "we're suckin' dick" if that's what you're thinking. It is a stretch.

Somebody linked this:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

"Wir suchen dich" isn't pronounced anything even close to "we're suckin' dick" if that's what you're thinking. It is a stretch.

Somebody linked this:



I'm not German, so I refuse to pronounce it any way but the dirty one.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

"Wir suchen dich" isn't pronounced anything even close to "we're suckin' dick" if that's what you're thinking. It is a stretch.

Somebody linked this:



Yeah, because it's really obvious to any English speaker how it's pronounced in the actual language, for sure

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The joke is less funny if you have ever, at any point in your life, actually seen or heard German.

Planking cat from the PYF Cat thread:

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