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An article about banned names in NZ, there's a full list at the bottom, along with how many times it's been attempted: But not all outrageous names have been given the boot. Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence ARE ACTUAL PEOPLES NAMES NOW! Imaging the conversation between Number 16 Bus Shelter's and their parents: "Mommy, where did I come from?" "Number 16 dear... Number 16. Good times."
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Jan 13, 2014 11:49
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Epileptic Monkey posted:An article about banned names in NZ, there's a full list at the bottom, along with how many times it's been attempted: quote:
Why? What reason would you have for doing that???
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Jan 13, 2014 11:50
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Isn't the backslash/bracket thing a Freemen/Sovereign Citizen thing? Like 'John Dave Smith' and 'John (Dave) Smith' are different people, so if you claim to be one but your parking tickets are in the other, you don't have to pay them? Which is all nonsense, but nonsense some people believe.
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Jan 13, 2014 11:55
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Elfface posted:Isn't the backslash/bracket thing a Freemen/Sovereign Citizen thing? Like 'John Dave Smith' and 'John (Dave) Smith' are different people, so if you claim to be one but your parking tickets are in the other, you don't have to pay them? In New Zealand, probably not.
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Jan 13, 2014 12:20
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Jan 13, 2014 20:18
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I knew someone who had an abusive boyfriend named Asher Getzoff.
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Jan 13, 2014 21:11
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Cymbal Monkey posted:I knew someone who had an abusive boyfriend named Asher Getzoff. Well, no wonder.
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Jan 13, 2014 21:28
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A few of my friends from college have been joking about DICK BLOOD FARMS and some guy they met at a bar one night who said he was DICK BLOOD from BLOOD FARMS and ranted drunkenly about pig spine dicks and stuff for literally years. I always figured they made it up. And then I saw a news article... http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2013/12/four-alarm_fire_burns_down_bui.html We went to WPI, a few towns over. It was true all along  Wayne Gretzky posted:Could you imagine if you met some one named Scroden? Wayne Gretzky posted:You ever hear of this one "Shebby" Wayne Gretzky posted:What about this one: Shtorby Wayne Gretzky posted:I have a friend named Scoopey Wayne Gretzky posted:Get this: his name was Shtonty. Wayne Gretzky posted:There's a guy Scortney Wayne Gretzky posted:This person I saw at the store named Sfeefy. Wayne Gretzky posted:This guy was named Steety. Wayne Gretzky posted:This guy was named Cronty. What's the next one, Crtorby?  (you are normally funny. I expected better than this from you  )also I don't see any balls in any of these posts and I am quite disappointed.
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Jan 14, 2014 01:07
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I reading a fashion magazine magazine out of boredom and they showed a comment on an ugly skirt by someone named Padawan.
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Jan 14, 2014 02:40
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Sweet. You've provided photo evidence for my earlier claim.
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Jan 14, 2014 04:17
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I.W.W. ATTITUDE posted:Sweet. You've provided photo evidence for my earlier claim.
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Jan 14, 2014 09:13
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Jan 17, 2014 14:04
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This guys name was "Torten".
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Jan 17, 2014 16:09
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Studies show that people with unusual names are more likely to turn to crime. 
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Jan 17, 2014 16:25
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Studies show that people with unusual names are more likely to turn to crime. Penn Jillette is a big fan of irony I guess.
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Jan 17, 2014 16:51
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I went to a big high school that needed two assistant principals, and they were Mr. Priddy and Mr. Gasaway. We made fun of them exactly as much as you'd expect 15 year olds to. With names like that, what makes education your top pick industry to go into? You can't possibly have fond memories of kids, right?
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Jan 17, 2014 18:39
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drat Bananas posted:I went to a big high school that needed two assistant principals, and they were Mr. Priddy and Mr. Gasaway. We made fun of them exactly as much as you'd expect 15 year olds to. With names like that, what makes education your top pick industry to go into? You can't possibly have fond memories of kids, right? My elementary/junior high principal's name was Mr. Pottie. I'm 28 now, and it's still hilarious.
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Jan 17, 2014 22:23
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drat Bananas posted:I went to a big high school that needed two assistant principals, and they were Mr. Priddy and Mr. Gasaway. We made fun of them exactly as much as you'd expect 15 year olds to. With names like that, what makes education your top pick industry to go into? You can't possibly have fond memories of kids, right? Our vice-principal in high school was unfortunately Ms. Butt.
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Jan 18, 2014 07:19
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Jan 18, 2014 07:56
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This one's pretty great.
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Jan 19, 2014 02:03
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My brother is seeing someone whose name is Pepsi. And the first few syllables of her surname sound like "cola". what terrible, terrible parents
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Jan 21, 2014 23:37
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Jan 23, 2014 02:07
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 Fake, unfortunately.
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Jan 24, 2014 08:08
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This elderly gentleman comes into my work everyday. His name is Perfecto Florantes... Yeah
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Jan 24, 2014 11:08
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El_Phantasmo_loco posted:This elderly gentleman comes into my work everyday. His name is Perfecto Florantes... Yeah If this man isn't the protagonist of a Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel, a great tragedy has happened in the world.
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Jan 24, 2014 11:25
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MorgaineDax posted:My elementary/junior high principal's name was Mr. Pottie. I'm 28 now, and it's still hilarious. The vice principal at my middle school's name was Mr. Klane (or Claine, or something), and he also bore a passing physical resemblance to Hitler. We wrote a choreographed theme song based on the Mr. Clean jingle about his final solution for students. ... 
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Jan 24, 2014 14:20
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The principal at my middle school had the last name "Hickey" and his wife's name was Vicky. Vicky Hickey. God drat.
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Jan 24, 2014 19:34
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Makes you wonder what her name was before if that was seen as an improvement.
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Jan 24, 2014 22:20
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deadly_pudding posted:The vice principal at my middle school's name was Mr. Klane (or Claine, or something), and he also bore a passing physical resemblance to Hitler. We wrote a choreographed theme song based on the Mr. Clean jingle about his final solution for students. We need this ditty and the moves pronto.
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Jan 24, 2014 22:58
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flakeloaf posted:Makes you wonder what her name was before if that was seen as an improvement. Her maiden name was Shithouse but her first marriage it was Latrine. 
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Jan 25, 2014 14:12
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Haruharuharuko posted:Her maiden name was Shithouse but her first marriage it was Latrine. Well, I guess I know which movie I'm watching tonight (for the millionth time).
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Jan 25, 2014 19:23
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Haruharuharuko posted:Her maiden name was Shithouse but her first marriage it was Latrine. Okay, but...why so many Elkharts?! Why is that more disturbing to me...
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Jan 27, 2014 13:57
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It's the town.
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Jan 27, 2014 14:12
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Well, I feel silly now.
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Jan 27, 2014 15:00
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Elohssa Gib posted:We need this ditty and the moves pronto. It's mostly a lot of goose-stepping and salutes. "Uh-oh, STUDENTS! Better disinfect! Reach for the nazi; who else would you expect? Mr. Klane, Mr. Klane, he can keep them all in line! Mr. Klane, Mr. Klane, he can kill them all in time! Mr. Klane, Mr. Klane, he's got neo-nazi in him! Mr. Klane, Mr. Klane, Mr. Klane!" Children are horrible 
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Jan 27, 2014 15:14
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deadly_pudding posted:Children are horrible People are horrible; children just don't have a filter.
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Jan 27, 2014 18:55
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Some of my internet friends had a baby.
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Jan 27, 2014 22:07
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This guys name was Wayne Gretzky.
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Jan 27, 2014 22:15
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Little Wingdings Johnson! He'll probably just go by Comic Sans. 
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