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1. No goal, drop ball. 2. Tell the physio to gently caress off. Drag him by his face all the way to the stands. 3. No goal.
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Dec 13, 2013 22:10
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1. Ignore the players. Disallow goal, drop ball at the point the ball was at when the smoke came out having had retroactively stopped the game for safety issues. Wait for the smoke to clear a little. Yell at security. 2. Ignore the physio, ask your assistants if they saw anything. If they did not, give only what you saw, which could be either a foul, yellow to the defender, yellow to the attacker for simulation. 3. Ignore Hawkeye, it's only there to help, not decide. Ask your assistants. Award a goal if they saw it, otherwise just give the goal kick. I take it as the striker was not intentionally hitting the ball with his hand, if you think he was, give a yellow.
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Dec 13, 2013 22:34
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chaoslord posted:I'm curious to how you get yellow to the striker on #3. I guess it depends on what they meant when they worded the question. Like, if the striker was intentionally reaching for it, or what.
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Dec 13, 2013 22:35
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1- Learn to play like they do in real countries, where throwing a flare isn't a lifetime ban and a felony. Goal stands, smoke was there for attackers and defenders, equal footing. 2- Tell the physio to gently caress off and make a decision on what you saw or confer with the linesman if you are unsure/ he had a better view. 3- As a competent ref you should've known when the goal went in as hawkeye beeps instantly and about 3 seconds of play happened after the first action. Turn yourself in for review.
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Dec 14, 2013 05:53
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CPColin posted:I guess it depends on what they meant when they worded the question. Like, if the striker was intentionally reaching for it, or what. Oh, okay. I read it as the striker had turned to appear for the goal (hand raised/raising) and the defender, in clearing the ball, booted it and it rebounded off his hand and in, which would make an interesting case for "Was it deliberate?" and all that. But, having reread it now, I think I'm the one who misread it. Apologies.
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Dec 14, 2013 06:39
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We missed an episode that featured Eddie Izzard, for some reason. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/dec/27/you-are-the-ref-paul-trevillion 1. Can't shorten halves. Stop the clock until the lights are fixed, then play the remaining minutes. 2. IDFK to the defense. You're not allowed to use a trick to carry the ball, I think. Give him props for his gall and a yellow for being a dingus, if he tries it again. 3. YouTube is full of videos of goalies who wish they had seizures and forgot their dumb own-goals.
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Dec 29, 2013 19:34
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Dec 29, 2013 20:28
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1) No. Bring the players off the field though. You might be able to get away with waiting the normal half-time length and then resuming the first half, then immediately kicking off the second, but you'd have to make sure the ROC aren't specific about the halftime break in a way that might make the game protestable. 2) PIADM, IDFK 3) Goal
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Dec 29, 2013 20:36
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1. I think you just stop play, wait the 10 minutes, and play 10 minutes of injury time. 2. You're not allowed to trap the ball in a way that the ball doesn't touch the ground. Foul from the point where he pinched it in his shoulder. Indirect free kick. 3. Goal. Sucks.
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Dec 29, 2013 21:13
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Question 2 answers Pissflaps classic Turban question
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Dec 29, 2013 21:34
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Taff posted:Question 2 answers Pissflaps classic Turban question I thought that was about the potential requirements for different coloured turbans for home and away teams.
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Dec 29, 2013 23:34
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Keith Hackett posted:1) The stadium manager's idea might sound sensible – an early break, and adding an extra three minutes to the second-half – but you cannot make up policy on the hoof. There are clear guidelines for this because you have a responsibility to the competition to make sure the right amount of time is played in the right format. So take the teams off, wait for the backup generators to kick in, then return and play the remaining three minutes, before blowing for a normal half-time break. Report what happened to the authorities. Colin S Miller wins the shirt. I would think a quick, "Hey, quit loving around." would be in order for #2, before a card. I also think #3 is very easy to rule in the hypothetical, but I can't see the goal being waved off in real life. Are these paramedics that say there was a seizure or the guys with the magic spray?
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Dec 30, 2013 23:16
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It's Friday again and we are the ref again. And I am again too lazy to put the image here, so here's a link: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/02/you-are-the-ref-paul-trevillion 1. Suck it up, Robben. 2. Outside agent, but what is the goalie doing so far to the left of the goal to begin with? 3. Book the scorer and tweak the captain's nipples.
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Jan 3, 2014 17:35
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1. Tell Robben he would have choked anyway 2. Stop play for the ball being deflated or some BS and start with a drop ball (but one that you're supposed to kick out of play) 3. book everyone burn the stadium to the ground
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Jan 3, 2014 17:43
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1. Too bad but you should never do this as a ref 2. Goal, don't be such a weirdo 3. Book them all, issue reds to any that were already on a yellow
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Jan 3, 2014 18:11
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CPColin posted:It's Friday again and we are the ref again. And I am again too lazy to put the image here, so here's a link: You realize all you have to do is click the picture then move it to a new tab on your browser bar copy the link and paste onto to imgur. It took me longer to type this than to do that.  1- Shoulda complained beforehand if you didn't like it Robben. 2- Welcome to the Estadio Da Luz bitch. Goal. 3- Book them all. Seltzer fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Jan 3, 2014 |
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Jan 3, 2014 20:36
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Seltzer posted:You realize all you have to do is click the picture then move it to a new tab on your browser bar copy the link and paste onto to imgur. It took me longer to type this than to do that. Yes. I realize that.
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Jan 3, 2014 22:43
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1. Deal with it. Play stands. 2. Deal with it. Play stands. 3. The "taking off your shirt to celebrate = booking" rule is idiotic. Let them have their fun.
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Jan 3, 2014 23:36
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1.) Deal with it. 2.) Outside influence. Dropped ball where the play was when the Eagle entered play. It's not a goal until you say so. 3.) Book the captain, and add two minutes.
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Jan 4, 2014 05:52
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Keith Hackett posted:1) If he was unhappy with the position of the ball, he should have asked to adjust it before taking the kick. He has no right to complain now. My advice to officials in these situations is always to let the player take the appropriate action to keep the ball still, to avoid such accusations. Thanks to Steven Jackson. They need to start mixing up the simple and wacky questions so they don't have three in the same week.
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Jan 6, 2014 03:09
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I'd love to see Hackett actually book all 11 players on a team for taking their shirts off. What a numpty.
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Jan 6, 2014 09:14
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Thel posted:I'd love to see Hackett actually book all 11 players on a team for taking their shirts off. What a numpty. I loving would, and I'd quite happily send off the 2 or 3 of them already on yellow cards as well as making sure I add on exactly how much time it took to go through the process. You're there to enforce the rules. If you don't, it's YOUR job at risk.
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Jan 6, 2014 14:01
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"Make sure the eagle is coaxed to safety"
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Jan 6, 2014 15:28
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oliwan posted:"Make sure the eagle is coaxed to safety" "You Are The Ref - Coax The Eagle To Safety"
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Jan 6, 2014 18:18
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Popehoist posted:You're there to enforce the rules. Particularly in that case where the rule is absolutely clear and there's no room for interpretation besides 'issue a yellow'. In a real life game the referee would probably get shamed out of the profession by the oval office tabloids for doing it though.
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Jan 6, 2014 18:24
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Exactly that. I'd love nothing more than refs to act in accordance with the letter of the law (even if it meant Skrtel gave away a peno every 5 minutes), especially for poo poo like talking back and diving etc., but it'd just make their position untenable. How could a ref get away with giving 10-15 yellow cards every match when they'd have the fans, the media, and the FA, on their back. They'd be forever relegated to the lower divisions and show up on the lovely "top 100 craziest PL moments" compilations every year. Honestly the only way it'd be possible without ruining the referees is by issuing retrospective yellows for offences, and that's so incredibly unlikely to happy it's not even worth considering.
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Jan 6, 2014 18:49
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And what if you didn't do it? The opposition manager would go apeshit. He would say "the 2 players they had on yellows should have been sent off for the rest of the game, and the rest of the team booked!". And he would probably launch an appeal to the FA about it. And he would have every right to, because you got it wrong. In a situation where both outcomes will gently caress you, stick to the rules so that you can use them to defend yourself.
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Jan 7, 2014 00:02
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Some good cropping going on in this one. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/09/you-are-the-ref-paul-trevillion
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Jan 11, 2014 02:09
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1. Sure. 2. Don't think you can call a foul for something that almost happened. PK to the striker and probably a yellow to the defender for being a cuddlebug. 3. Hackett's going to have some dumb answer for this. I'd say that, since the keeper has control of the ball, he's not really gaining an advantage by running out of the box. Stop play, investigate the chants, consult with assistants, etc. Restart with a drop ball.
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Jan 11, 2014 02:12
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1. Let him retake it, show a yellow to the PA guy. 2. PK, yellow to the defender. Then give him the hug he desperately seeks. 3. I don't even know about this one, but I hardly think it's the ref's job to deal with the crowd.
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Jan 11, 2014 02:25
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Captain Trips posted:3. I don't even know about this one, but I hardly think it's the ref's job to deal with the crowd. It's not about what he does in relation to the crowd, though. It's whether or not the keeper has fouled. I think it's probably not a foul, similar to if a player got badly injured, it would be ok for a keeper to rush to help him, I reckon.
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Jan 11, 2014 02:31
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1. Retake, outside influence and all that poo poo. 2. PK and yellow to the defender. The striker didn't complete his kick therefore it was dangerous. 3. Halt play, consult goal line official if he heard anything. Make a note in the report regardless. Start play with a goal kick. Warn the keeper to ask you to come over as opposed to disrupting play.
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Jan 11, 2014 05:12
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1. No. You're a professional footballer, deal with it. Report full facts to the FA and all that though. 2. Penalty. Probably caution. 3. Free kick. Have it looked into. Lamont Cranston fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jan 11, 2014 |
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Jan 11, 2014 05:40
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Captain Trips posted:3. I don't even know about this one, but I hardly think it's the ref's job to deal with the crowd. At least in Europe there has been a big push to clamp down on racism so referees can stop the match to deal with that issue if they hear it. Depending on Hackett's mood, he is either going to be technical and say the keeper should have called you over rather than running out so FK to the opposition, or he is going to take The Real World approach and say that you saw the keeper's face as he was rushing out and knew that something was wrong and decided to stop play just before he left the area meaning that the restart would be a drop ball.
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Jan 11, 2014 05:42
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K-Hizzle posted:1) Players should be focused enough not to be put off by distractions like this – stadiums are not quiet places – but this still counts as outside interference. Guidelines state that there should be no PA announcements or music played during a game, and here there is also a pretty clear suspicion it was a deliberate attempt to distract. Have a word with the stadium manager, then allow the penalty to be retaken. Include the incident in your post-match report. Thanks to David Robson.
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Jan 13, 2014 02:54
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Taking the teams off the pitch for a few people chanting racist remarks? Is he having a loving laugh?
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Jan 13, 2014 04:47
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Captain Trips posted:Taking the teams off the pitch for a few people chanting racist remarks? Is he having a loving laugh? I thought they had to do a PA announcement before they took the teams off.
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Jan 13, 2014 05:46
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Captain Trips posted:Taking the teams off the pitch for a few people chanting racist remarks? Is he having a loving laugh? Depending on the severity, yes. Thems the rules, and to be honest I agree with them totally. Why should the players be forced to endure the chants? Two or three people wouldn't meet "severity" requirements.
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Jan 13, 2014 08:51
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Captain Trips posted:Taking the teams off the pitch for a few people chanting racist remarks? Is he having a loving laugh? It's happened in Serie A, and clubs are getting punished more and more for stuff like regional chants as well. Nothing tops when Juventus got Curva Nord banned for a match so they decided to fill it with kids. Que thousands of kids shouting "Merda!" every time the opposing keeper touched the ball.
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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/16/you-are-the-ref-paul-trevillion
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