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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


look at these plastics smh

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Now he looks like me. Poor bastard.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


So they wear jerseys for two poo poo teams then.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Soulex posted:

So they wear jerseys for two poo poo teams then.

They better get on the third and fourth then (Raptors, Bluejays).

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001


Next they'll go for a double double at Timmie's or what?

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Ronaldinho decided to have his own Ballon d'Or pool party.
http://imgur.com/NgUyRu0 (NWS I guess)

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
You just know there's a man in there somehow.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Yes, and I've a hunch he goes by the name Ronaldinho.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hecko posted:

Ronaldinho decided to have his own Ballon d'Or pool party.
http://imgur.com/NgUyRu0 (NWS I guess)

These guys live the best lives.

shark-bitch5000
Oct 26, 2010

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Four real pretty Luis Garcia goals and one real "ugly" one (you know the one).

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


That 'ugly' one was the best one he ever scored for Liverpool. I remember sneaking away on my lunch break to see the game with a ton of super smug ex-pat Chelsea fans giving me poo poo all game for supporting a lovely, loser team and then that goal went in. Seeing their faces trying to process what was probably not a goal to lose a Champions League semi-final was glorious. Wonderful times. Loved Luis Garcia.

cmcxon
Feb 12, 2007


Picture editor for BBC Sport strikes again

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Here's Michael Owen shilling for Dubai:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg

shark-bitch5000
Oct 26, 2010

Vegetable posted:

Here's Michael Owen shilling for Dubai:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg

Wow he really doesn't have another tone of voice, just monotone the whole way through. I feel a documentary series coming on though, Michael Owen making some cool experiences seem dull as poo poo.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Vegetable posted:

Here's Michael Owen shilling for Dubai:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg

Is this real it doesn't look real?>

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Frankston posted:

Is this real it doesn't look real?>

It looks hella normal from the ground if you've been there for more than an hour :shrug:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

shark-bitch5000 posted:

Wow he really doesn't have another tone of voice, just monotone the whole way through. I feel a documentary series coming on though, Michael Owen making some cool experiences seem dull as poo poo.

You'd never be able to tell he was getting voice coaching

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I had to turn off that helicopter tour of Dubai after two minutes because it was so loving boring and I'm fairly interested in Dubai. Owen is the worst

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

mynameisjohn posted:

I had to turn off that helicopter tour of Dubai after two minutes because it was so loving boring and I'm fairly interested in Dubai. Owen is the worst

I could probably tell you some stuff op, but I don't think this is the thread for it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Giroud should have kept that haircut. That picture with the mountains behind him, so romantic (I'm talking about the movement.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

mynameisjohn posted:

I had to turn off that helicopter tour of Dubai after two minutes because it was so loving boring and I'm fairly interested in Dubai. Owen is the worst

At 4 minutes in the kid from that goalkeeper training video shoots him down with an IGLA

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



:smug:


vaginal culture posted:

At 4 minutes in the kid from that goalkeeper training video shoots him down with an IGLA
this is post of the month material, Tom.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


I love Luis Garcia. He was so ridiculously two footed and fantastic in the air. Could be incredibly frustrating at times but was a great player for us.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Trophy.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

did you mean trophy wife?!

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Real Madrid museum is pretty nice






Hopefully we can add La Decima soon.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Hegav posted:

Real Madrid museum is pretty nice






Hopefully we can add La Decima soon.

gently caress me that's a lot of... trophies

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Hallowed Turban posted:

gently caress me that's a lot of... trophies

well the Spanish had to kill off a whole lot of natives to mine all that silver op

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

Hegav posted:

Real Madrid museum is pretty nice


Hopefully we can add La Decima soon.

What are these trophies supposed to be?

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
They're just made to look like trophies haha no they're actually trophies

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ravel posted:

What are these trophies supposed to be?

Feel free to translate "ballon d'or" whenever you get a chance.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12TqKTG3Kn8

Zlatan: When you bring me to Dortmund?
Jurgen: Oh please
Zlatan: Not in front of the camera
Jurgen: I would have to sell the whole team
Zlatan: No... I come for free... How are you?
Jurgen: If you come for free, it'll be okay.
Jurgen to the reporter: Did you hear what he say?
Zlatan to the reporter: Come to free to Dortmund
Zlatan: If not for the president of Paris.
Jurgen: If you want, call me.
Zlatan: How is everything? good?
Jurgen: everything is fine.
Zlatan: very good
Jurgen: good good
Zlatan: Happy to see your team, very strong team
Jurgen: It's hard work but it's ok
Zlatan: Hard work, but at the end you get credit for it. So it's good.
Jurgen: Yeah yeah, it's nice.
Zlatan: very good.
Jurgen: I enjoy your game
Zlatan: thank you, thank you, all the best

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
masters of small talk

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

Shrapnac posted:

Feel free to translate "ballon d'or" whenever you get a chance.

That's not the right trophy, and how do they justify putting Owen, Ronaldo and Zidane down for their Ballon d'Ors at Juventus, Barcelona and Liverpool. Doesn't count.

Also what's that massive central one.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ravel posted:

That's not the right trophy, and how do they justify putting Owen, Ronaldo and Zidane down for their Ballon d'Ors at Juventus, Barcelona and Liverpool. Doesn't count.

Also what's that massive central one.

Yeah, that's the old Ballon d'Or trophy, the plaques at the bottom are the old World Player of the Year trophies.

Edit Again: The middle one is a "Super Ballon d'Or" presented to Di Stefano in 1989 to recognize him as the best European player since the inception of the Ballon d'Or.

Shrapnig fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jan 15, 2014

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Modus Trollens posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12TqKTG3Kn8

Zlatan: When you bring me to Dortmund?
Jurgen: Oh please
Zlatan: Not in front of the camera
Jurgen: I would have to sell the whole team
Zlatan: No... I come for free... How are you?
Jurgen: If you come for free, it'll be okay.
Jurgen to the reporter: Did you hear what he say?
Zlatan to the reporter: Come to free to Dortmund
Zlatan: If not for the president of Paris.
Jurgen: If you want, call me.
Zlatan: How is everything? good?
Jurgen: everything is fine.
Zlatan: very good
Jurgen: good good
Zlatan: Happy to see your team, very strong team
Jurgen: It's hard work but it's ok
Zlatan: Hard work, but at the end you get credit for it. So it's good.
Jurgen: Yeah yeah, it's nice.
Zlatan: very good.
Jurgen: I enjoy your game
Zlatan: thank you, thank you, all the best


it's great when about halfway through they run out of things to say and just awkwardly talk about how things are going well. Just like real people :allears:

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

Shrapnac posted:

Yeah, that's the old Ballon d'Or trophy, the plaques at the bottom are the old World Player of the Year trophies.

Edit Again: The middle one is a "Super Ballon d'Or" presented to Di Stefano in 1989 to recognize him as the best European player since the inception of the Ballon d'Or.

Oh right ok.

I don't think that's the old trophy though, and GIS shows Figo and Zidane with the same style as the newer one. Cruyff and co. have a much smaller football on top of a base like that one. Also, it seems Madrid also have CRonaldo and Kaka's Ballon d'Ors from 2007 and 2008 on the other side (also doesn't count imo).

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

The one in the middle is the Di Stefanos "Super Ballon d’Or" given by France Football in 1989 to the best player in Europe since the creation of the ballon d'or

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