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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Holy poo poo I don't care.

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

We seriously need a scandal that takes place outside the entrance of a politician/actor/famous person's mansion so it can be called Gategate.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Feminized atmosphere?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Kibayasu posted:

Oh yeah, I haven't head Apple Jacks in near two decades, that would probably be easier. I would think that just adding green colouring to milk would work so that's pretty easy, I was just amused by someone spending an hour painstakingly separating differently coloured children's cereal for a two second bit.

I haven't had them in forever either, but I remember them being green.

Oh those poor douchebags.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh good all aboard the false equivalence train.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
If Jon played the rest of that clip, by the way, he'd have to acknowledge that the woman said that while an 'enemies list' is juicy no matter what, the bigger issue is that women are basically not allowed to acknowledge they have enemies or they're a 'bitch' but for men it's just a problem if the enemy is someone the commentator likes. Like, notice how in those clips about Obama and the NRA they were talking about how it's wrong that specific groups were 'on the list' but for Clinton it's just 'she has a list'.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wow, Greg had Hep. Good to know :stare:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BigRed0427 posted:

Wow, Greg had Hep. Good to know :stare:

He is a human trash pile, so yea no poo poo.

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
I'd ask what the hell Samantha's doing but The Five are acting just as weird.

Oh loving Wow.

edit:And Jon's dumbfounded look just sells it.

No.1 Special fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jan 15, 2014

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

I guess Samantha is a shipper?

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
110% Sam Bee

:golfclap:

Fuckin' A.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Samantha is a goddamn treasure.

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

There needs to be a gif of Samantha eating that strawberry.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Samantha is a goddamn treasure.
That entire segment was fantastic :allears: :allears: :allears:

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
Odd, she only covered four of The Five.

There are five, right?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Well, that happened. Not sure what the point was though.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012

SgtSteel91 posted:

I guess Samantha is a shipper?
If only half of Tumblr could pull off meltdowns as brilliantly as Sam Bee.

Roxors
Feb 18, 2011

BigRed0427 posted:

Well, that happened. Not sure what the point was though.

Yeah, that felt pretty mediocre overall.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
That was outstanding.

Cool Cherry Cream
Jun 15, 2013

BigRed0427 posted:

Well, that happened. Not sure what the point was though.
The point was that they're tired of that confounded bridge story

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Aww, :smith:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BigRed0427 posted:

Well, that happened. Not sure what the point was though.

The Five is a terrible panel show filled with legitimately the dregs of Fox News where some of the worst, boldfaced bigoted, things come from. She humorously satired overwrought one man show type things where people find 'deep meanings' in terrible things by being cartoonishly over the top and finding deep psychological drama in five racist shitheaps yelling.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

We haven't had a Sport Report in forever; also yesterday seemed like the first Word in a while.

I want to punch Greg with those douchey glasses he has on.

DKG apology!

Acquilae fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jan 15, 2014

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Colbert can fold space.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

The Blue!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Audience seemed to miss that joke.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Putin loving murders his political opponents. Great comparison, that.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

JohnSherman posted:

Putin loving murders his political opponents. Great comparison, that.

To be honest, the Republican base believes Obama does too.

Putin is such a shithead and trys to hard to be tough, he will totally throw a high profile person like King in prison.

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 15, 2014

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

twistedmentat posted:

To be honest, the Republican base believes Obama does too.
Obama killed Breitbart and the birth certificate guy :freep:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

twistedmentat posted:

To be honest, the Republican base believes Obama does too.

Putin is such a shithead and trys to hard to be tough, he will totally throw a high profile person like King in prison.

He's a poo poo head, but I don't think he is that dumb.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Acquilae posted:

Obama killed Breitbart and the birth certificate guy :freep:

Wait until Sherrif Joe goes down.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Roxors posted:

Yeah, that felt pretty mediocre overall.

Yeah. It was big and ridiculous and absurd but it didn't have enough substance for me to really love it. It felt like a Colbert bit more than a Stewart.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Colbert dildo's act was a loving mazing

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Added to the OP. I loved that one-woman show- out of the ordinary for The Daily Show, but a welcome sight.

Also Tim Gunn dresses classy even after a long night. Gotta give him props for that.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Consensus on Sam Bee's segment seems to be that the Daily Show "must be getting desperate," and that The Five must be doing something right if lefty loons like Jon LEIBOWITZ are so afraid if them :smug:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Dr Christmas posted:

Consensus on Sam Bee's segment seems to be that the Daily Show "must be getting desperate," and that The Five must be doing something right if lefty loons like Jon LEIBOWITZ are so afraid if them :smug:

Where did you read that? Was it from the 5?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

BigRed0427 posted:

Where did you read that? Was it from the 5?

From comments sections. I read them because I am a miserable wretch and also a masochist, apparently.

I believe Greg Gutfield just responded with a short "It was great!"

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


JohnSherman posted:

Putin loving murders his political opponents. Great comparison, that.

When Putin did that editorial in the Wall Street Journal or whatever it was a few months back, I saw facebook comments of people literally saying they wished we had a president like Putin.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Obama has been likened to a Communist thug, so it would seem strange that the people who do so would be so receptive to a man who spent a significant portion of his life being an actual Communist thug.

But you see, Putin is white.

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