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thunderspanks posted:Sorry your terrible D&D-campaign inspired literary masturbation session sucked, bro. "People said I'm long winded and can't get to the point, so here's a lot of words saying I didn't understand them!"
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 19:51 |
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Dog-whistle racism at its best, folks. Aerdan has a new favorite as of 20:23 on Jan 16, 2014 |
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Tiggum posted:I posted this thing about the Disability Discrimination Act because it struck me as amusing. A couple of my friends apparently took me seriously and don't seem to understand that anti-discrimination laws don't have anything to do with health and safety or government benefits. Oh, and faking a mental illness is apparently the easy way to get money without working and everyone's doing it. As someone who worked in a psych detox clinic, there are certainly people who try to scam the system. One guy in particular was a chronic alcoholic and all around shitbag who asked if he could get on disability for his gout. The gout his drinking caused. These people will exist no matter what. Scamming is how they learn to survive. They have zero skills to do anything else (this is not an excuse, just an explanation). However, they are massively outnumbered by people who are seriously mentally ill and can't function in a normal job. Often, just getting by from day to day without having an acute episode is the best they can do. Others who are more high functioning, but still can't work, will volunteer with animal rescue organizations or even mental health groups just to stay busy. And I would rather have the shitbag with gout milking the system, than risk the possibility that a schizophrenic/bipolar/whathaveyou is left to starve and die on the streets. You can thank every film/television show that depicts a mentally ill person as being fine without their meds for why many many people think mental illness is not a real illness but something people can snap out of if they just try hard enough. Most people have never and will never meet someone who is seriously and chronically mentally ill.
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 20:21 |
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Aerdan posted:
She even asks nicely.
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 20:46 |
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From a girl I went to High School with ...
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 23:07 |
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I like how incredibly progressive they must feel for posting the second one
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 23:14 |
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So there was a robbery close to where I work and it resulted in several schools locking down. Our local news station posted the story to Facebook. (not changing names, it's a public page) Then later they decided to report that Wisconsin residents are terrible at getting their flu shots. Almost every comment was like these: This entire anti-science movement is scaring the poo poo out of me. It's like we are traveling backwards to a new middle ages where we practice bloodletting and balancing the humors. What's worse is how loving smug all of these naturopaths are. The other week I messed up my back in a bad way. Thankfully with the help of a physician, physical therapist, and medication I was able to fix it, but that didn't stop tons of people coming out of the woodwork to urge me to see a chiropractor. I even noticed an uptick in passive aggressive status updates from my "natural" friends:
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 23:31 |
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The placement of the flower gave me a sudden flashback to wtftit.
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 23:35 |
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I like how they're both complaining about food stamps not so much because it exists but because they couldn't get them. The only moral welfare is my welfare.Nascardad posted:From a girl I went to High School with ...
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# ? Jan 16, 2014 23:36 |
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bonestructure posted:The placement of the flower gave me a sudden flashback to wtftit. You aren't alone.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:20 |
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I like how this implies that exploratory surgery is something done just for the hell of it and not an absolute last ditch resort when someone is loving dying and the doctors have no idea why.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:31 |
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Does anyone have the other response to this particular link? I remember there was one where the professor got mad at the student because Edward Moneybags III earned that GPA, why should his son suffer?
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:31 |
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hackeychicken posted:
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:40 |
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edit: Dammit...this isn't the "Crazy Emails Thread", we can put these types of things in the OP.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:42 |
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hackeychicken posted:I know... That's the other thread.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:43 |
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hackeychicken posted:
quote:To get a more apt example, you need to limit the amount of possible points available to the entire class. We’ll set the student number at 100 for simplicity and the limit at 7,000 points per test so that if it was evenly distributed among all 100 students everyone would get a C on each 100 point test. Let’s assume that the distribution of all points follows the current U.S. distribution of income. Here’s how we end up: also there's this longer story one quote:The economics teacher concluded his story, "And that's how an entire class failed this course with their experiment in socialism." e: looks like you posted the first one already
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:50 |
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Here's something lighter: Earlier today, Deadspin (which is Gawker's sports website that mostly pokes fun at sports media), posted an amusing screenshot from this morning's SportsCenter. Not exactly the cutting edge of humor, but worth a giggle if you occasionally laugh at juvenile things. This guy however, expects serious, impactful journalism from every Deadspin post apparently. Names not changed because it's public. It should have ended when Deadspin replied with BUTT to the tune of 205 likes, but he keeps getting really mad as people make fun of him. And it goes on and on and on. At some points it looks like he's talking to himself because someone he was arguing with deleted all his comments. But rest assured he keeps attempting to appear more intellectual than a bunch of people laughing at "BUTT," while ignoring the fact that he is really upset about the integrity of his comedic sports website laughing at "BUTT."
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:50 |
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thunderspanks posted:Sorry your terrible D&D-campaign inspired literary masturbation session sucked, bro. So he writes badly enough that nobody actually wants to read his writing? I had a friend who wanted to be a writer. I tried so hard to read his stuff so that I could give him constructive criticism. One) He argued with me on any suggestions I had for the few things I made it through. 2) I couldn't read most of it because it was awful. And all of his poetry was about masturbation.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:52 |
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Is Youtube a social media site, now?
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 02:12 |
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IronicDongz posted:Is Youtube a social media site, now? Posting YouTube comments is like playing on easy mode, you just have to pick a random video and you get threadworthy material.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 03:17 |
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Mister Bates posted:Posting YouTube comments is like playing on easy mode, you just have to pick a random video and you get threadworthy material. It's one of my favorite games. Click a seemingly innocuous video on Youtube or article on CNN, scroll right down to the comments and see how quickly it devolves into politics or racism or sexism or all of the above. Alternatively, you can try to guess how quickly it will devolve, like with a cooking article about what dishes to pick if you are on a diet and eating at a mexican restaurant. Within about three comments, someone was already ranting about illegal immigration.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 06:07 |
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into the void posted:It's one of my favorite games. Click a seemingly innocuous video on Youtube or article on CNN, scroll right down to the comments and see how quickly it devolves into politics or racism or sexism or all of the above. Alternatively, you can try to guess how quickly it will devolve, like with a cooking article about what dishes to pick if you are on a diet and eating at a mexican restaurant. Within about three comments, someone was already ranting about illegal immigration. I've seen hate-fueled political and religious commentary on baby videos.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 07:48 |
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into the void posted:It's one of my favorite games. Click a seemingly innocuous video on Youtube or article on CNN, scroll right down to the comments and see how quickly it devolves into politics or racism or sexism or all of the above. Alternatively, you can try to guess how quickly it will devolve, like with a cooking article about what dishes to pick if you are on a diet and eating at a mexican restaurant. Within about three comments, someone was already ranting about illegal immigration. Let's try it right NOW. 33 fascinating songwriting stories, by the Mental Floss channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKi0C22S5qo 13 comments down Sandy Quinteros posted:Government Kills Net Neutrality, We All Pay the Price (Share this Info) Hey look! I shared that info! Go me! A little bit further down I found this, Believe In Jesus Christ Alone posted:People, you should receive deliverance from hell fire. The video had nothing to do with Jesus, as far as I could tell, but nobody bit on this comment. No replies from fedora'd atheists or anything. Jesus: 1 Atheists: 0 All in all, I'm disappointed. I clicked on show more three times and nothing exceptionally terrible. Most people were correcting factual errors. HackensackBackpack has a new favorite as of 07:57 on Jan 17, 2014 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Here's something lighter: Earlier today, Deadspin (which is Gawker's sports website that mostly pokes fun at sports media), posted an amusing screenshot from this morning's SportsCenter. Not saying he isn't an idiot on the Internet but Gawker Media is pretty awful and I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that Deadspin was the turd king on poo poo Mountain of sports journalism, just like how every other Gawker blog is.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 10:32 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:Not saying he isn't an idiot on the Internet but Gawker Media is pretty awful and I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that Deadspin was the turd king on poo poo Mountain of sports journalism, just like how every other Gawker blog is. Deadspin has myriad problems, but if you think it's the worst of sports journalism, you must not be very familiar with sports journalism.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 14:41 |
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Leofish posted:All in all, I'm disappointed. I clicked on show more three times and nothing exceptionally terrible. Most people were correcting factual errors. Oh give it time. Every once in a while there's an article that just going from boring to in an impressively short amount of time. In an article about the Japanese soldier who died recently: http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/17/world/asia/japan-philippines-ww2-soldier-dies/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Sadly, no one got full blown racist, but there were a lot of people reassuring everyone that Japan is totally civilized now, despite not being white. But I found some random comments. Right from the get go, politics: quote:I just wish Liberal Democrats would stop loving "poor" people. Better to respect them. Japan was worse than Germany guys: quote:
quote:I have to say--Germany is civilized country now. And then someone mentions Native Americans? Because relevance? quote:"Native" Americans aren't so native. They weren't first. quote:And they accomplished NOTHING, no written language, not even the wheel. They should be glad European;s showed up, or they probably would have been eliminated completely for the land!
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 16:32 |
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Why? Just loving why?
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 17:23 |
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OptimusShr posted:
I love these. This one isn't so bad, but I've seen some of these that say things like, "If I had talked to my parents the way KIDS TODAY talk to theirs I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TO SHARE THIS! ~*~share if u agree~*~" I love those ones the best. Yes, my parents would have literally murdered me. Was this a common thing in the glorious, golden past?
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 17:30 |
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into the void posted:Japan was worse than Germany guys: I guess it counts, from the Steam Community forums: people who are a little less disillusioned.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 18:06 |
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Is he named after the Columbine shooter Eric Harris?
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 18:08 |
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Hasn't juvenile crime dropped over the years?
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 18:17 |
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A-as if I would know, baka-gaijin*! I'm not acting tsundere* because I like you or anything! *baka-gaijin means saturated nipple *tsundere means redundant
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kinmik posted:Even as a Japanese-American, I can believe this. I acknowledge that war does hosed up poo poo to people, and that Japanese soldiers are not magically immune to the atrocities it can cause them to do. Oh yeah, well then how come Japanese politicians are trying to erase the atrocities the troops performed in China from the history books? *calls US Civil War the "War of Northern Aggression", writes a history book that makes slavery sound like a good deal for the slaves* EDIT: I missed like the most relevant part of my dumb response: *erases the part about Japanese-American Internment camps during WW2* Eulogistics has a new favorite as of 19:04 on Jan 17, 2014 |
# ? Jan 17, 2014 18:48 |
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OptimusShr posted:
"I can't shoot up this school!!! I MIGHT GET SPANKED"
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 19:01 |
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OptimusShr posted:
I got this one the other day too, the best part was her status right before this one was about how she was sitting waiting for her anger management class to start. Guess all that childhood spanking really worked for her.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 19:07 |
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OptimusShr posted:
I had somebody post this the day of that movie theatre shooting in Kentucky. You know, the guy who got shot for texting his daughter during the previews.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 19:50 |
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This reads like a parody of weeaboos only it's totally unironic, his post didn't exactly go according to keikaku.
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 19:54 |
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I was spanked as a kid I tried googling cases against spanking and saw some huffpo article saying it detrimental to vocabulary retainment or something, among other cognitive capabilities. Well, I majored in English (and in fact minored in a foreign language) in college, and now I'm a copy editor, so am I the exception? For people in this thread who weren't spanked, how did you learn discipline? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 20:09 |
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If I had ever been spanked I would totally have done whatever I was being punished for again but ten times worse to teach my parents not to spank me.
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FreudianSlippers posted:If I had ever been spanked I would totally have done whatever I was being punished for again but ten times worse to teach my parents not to spank me. Well, that's definitely the reasoning a child would use!
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