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Mr. Noseybonk
Jul 17, 2012

Calaveron posted:

It's called Nancy, a zombie strip that was somewhat amusing and even sometimes funny back when done by its original author, but is now devoid of all humor sans what we can get from making fun of the current author whose interests include country music, christianity, being a talentless hack riding the coattails of what, 60 years of popularity, and tits.

Oh, I now what Nancy is. I was asking what the hell was with it as far as this particular strip goes. As in, it isn't a joke, or even "inspirational", just what was the point of it?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

jesus, are they all like this?

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012


:stare:

Holy poo poo.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

I don't get it, where's the joke?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


Sluggo has beaned three batters three times in a row. Commissioner Bud Selig will want to have words with him. A Sportscenter comic?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

And here are the Mark Trail strips I missed while I was having a 3-day anxiety attack:





Oh my goodness! Is it... happening?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Trent posted:

jesus, are they all like this?


GorfZaplen posted:

:stare:

Holy poo poo.


Command Ant posted:

I don't get it, where's the joke?


Office Hours can get pretty bad. This is the first one in a while that's made me think "I must post this to the thread," though.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Office Hours can get pretty bad. This is the first one in a while that's made me think "I must post this to the thread," though.

Wait, that isn't a modern joke caption? :psyboom:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Rusty's head is the same width as his shoulder span. Ooookaaayyy...

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Stultus Maximus posted:

Wait, that isn't a modern joke caption? :psyboom:

Nope, it's a vintage comic - that one's from 1965-10-28.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

That Judge Parker just can't keep it in his pants, can he?

9 Chickweed Lane

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


None of this happened in the original "Gamma Secret USO Spy" story arc, right? Where is he going with this? I have to admit, I'm kind of interested.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

"No, because I don't listen to cassettes given that we live in the 21st century."

Retail

Are you sure it's not because you just fired your assistant and are now understaffed?

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

More accessories? New robot companion?

Dustin

I think those are cougars, Dustin. Try chatting back.

On the Fastrack

I Googled "Dethany". About 5,350 results and mostly referencing this comic. So congrats for choosing a name no one else thought of I guess.

Heaven's Love Thrift Shop

Oh Dag! Trying to uncover the true meanings and origins of Bible passages is an honorable albeit exhausting pastime.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007


Yeah, how dare those fuckers try to better themselves! :argh:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

None of this happened in the original "Gamma Secret USO Spy" story arc, right? Where is he going with this? I have to admit, I'm kind of interested.

I thought he had some kind of weird haircut in yesterday's strip. I guess it's a bloody head bandage.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mark Trail, Sunday.



Juliet Jones, Sunday.

Still a fine donkey.

[IMG-mad-about-hats avatar]

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

quote:

Heaven's Love Thrift Shop

Oh Dag! Trying to uncover the true meanings and origins of Bible passages is an honorable albeit exhausting pastime.

So I was raised a filthy papist but why are they holding shot glasses of the communion wine?

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Lil' purple kool aids.

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

So I was raised a filthy papist but why are they holding shot glasses of the communion wine?

I had the exact same reaction as you (for the same reason). I've been to churches that have the wine in separate shotglasses as a hygiene thing, but I've never witnessed a communion where by the looks of it everyone consumes at the same moment.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

So I was raised a filthy papist but why are they holding shot glasses of the communion wine?

Is it Lutherans who take it that way? I know I've seen it before.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus is depicting either a frustrated man or a man doing a racist impersonation.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
"Fallen asleep" is New Testament for "dead."

Lio wishes you were reading a different comic.

Out of respect for Gary Larson's personal wishes, I will never again post this on the Internet.

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

Edminster posted:

I had the exact same reaction as you (for the same reason). I've been to churches that have the wine in separate shotglasses as a hygiene thing, but I've never witnessed a communion where by the looks of it everyone consumes at the same moment.

I tended to go to Baptist churches and this was the way they did it.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Raskolnikov38 posted:

So I was raised a filthy papist but why are they holding shot glasses of the communion wine?

It's a protestant thing, though not all protestant churches, of course. That's not wine, either. Everybody gets a little tiny plastic cup of grape juice and a tiny little Chiclet-sized cracker and has to hold onto it while the pastor reads a communion-related bible verse and then when he says go, everybody eats their cracker and chases it with the juice.

I don't know how widespread it is, but that's how they did it in every nondenominational protestant church I've been to. Usually only one Sunday a month, too.

RiffRaff1138
Feb 28, 2006

Every single motherfucker thinks they're gonna save the fuckin' world... Why not do something about the shitty economy or whatever instead?! Son of a bitch!
When this strip was first posted a few threads back, someone remarked that Big Time looked more like he was celebrating winning a game of Mario Kart than that his evil plan was succeeding. I remember this, because I saved the strip to my hard drive with the filename, "Big Time wins Mario Kart."

I'm not sure why I felt you all needed to know that.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Heathcliff


The Phantom


Pickles


Sunday Rip Haywire


Classic Prince Valiant


:(

That's it for The Fairy Morgana, which can be read from the beginning here. Tomorrow begins Prince Arn, another short arc.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
"No one is gayer than this brave and manly prince"

Prince Valiant in a nutshell.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Nipponophile posted:

"No one is gayer than this brave and manly prince"

I think we've found our new thread title.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Kavak posted:

I think we've found our new thread title.

Seriously. I was laughing at that sentence way longer than I should have been.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

The answer posted:


The buttons, carrot, hat and scarf were on a snowman that melted over the past two days, leaving the items on the ground.

Slylock Fox

Oh boy, Granny Squirrel again? Well, just track down Shady Shrew. We all know he has a thing for her things so there's a good chance he's the culprit.

Moose and Molly

I like how Moose just inexplicably rides a horse over to his neighbor's house.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Mr Wind Up Bird posted:







by Michael Deforge

Collected in "Very Casual"

Thank you for posting DeForge. He is The poo poo. Anyone that wants to read great comics should check out his blog.

Madoushi
May 9, 2003

Some days, you just get up on the wrong side of the bed...

Let's take a look at Granny's secret recipe. (kind of :nws:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNLWbT3W0EQ

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Command Ant posted:

I don't get it, where's the joke?

The joke is "She hopes not to be beaten for no fault of hers."

It is a bad joke.

R Ubbish
Apr 15, 2013

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts gives us Plague Dogs: The Animated Series. (January 22, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean is bordered in black to signify the death of the end-of-year truce.



Classic Popeye Sunday shows us where reading will get you.



Pogo: Now that all the noses are back in place, Albert helps his comrade dig out...or in. Whatever's quicker. (January 18, 1970)



First-Gen Blondie, in which we once again hoist the "This strip unfair to transients" sign. (c. 1941)



It's funny because he was filthy and starving!

Out Our Way (April 11-12, 1924)



Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Julet Esqu posted:

It's a protestant thing, though not all protestant churches, of course. That's not wine, either. Everybody gets a little tiny plastic cup of grape juice and a tiny little Chiclet-sized cracker and has to hold onto it while the pastor reads a communion-related bible verse and then when he says go, everybody eats their cracker and chases it with the juice.

Pretty much this. The Methodist church I was raised in used little squares of bread instead of crackers, but I can still remember the tiny little cups of grape juice. They're nowhere near as big as a shot glass:



In this case, I'm hoping it's grape juice anyway and not wine since it's been established that Dag is a recovering alcoholic.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac


Who knew that Jesus was made out of Cheez-nips and Welch's?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?


Well, this is getting pretty heavy.

Heavenly Nostrils is still off a day, so here's the 18th.



9 Chickweed Lane 1/19/2003



Bleh.

Zits



Dungeon penthouse sounds a little BDSM-y...



I wonder what kind of a sad mutant creature those two might create.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Everett True
February 20 & 21, 1918

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ha ha, yeah! Take that, you filthy unionizer! Bang, Zoom! To the Moon Comix!

Pooch Café



The panels are silent, but all throughout his vet visit, Poncho is singing a chorus of one and one thousand voices in dissonant unison. Impossible notes forming impossible chords, and the lyrics are all the events that have come to pass, and all those that will. Those who hear a single word are driven mad. Those who hear them all are worse off, for they are given true sanity.

Ballard Street


He's been through this before. She's going to set that rocket off indoors no matter what. THE THUNDER CART cannot be stopped.

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