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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

In new film, a dramatic look at Mitt Romney's loss of confidence
Win the presidency with this one weird trick!

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He had the key in his hand at the end of the first debate, when he spoke of our founding documents. He didn't recognize it, threw it down and forgot about it.
1 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:27:38 PM by gusopol3

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To: gusopol3
We had this weak rear end forced on us and the GOP will do it again next time. On a personal note, having a jackass like Gorgeous George for a father would damage anyone for a public career.
4 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:36:56 PM by robowombat

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To: gusopol3

He should have gone negative from day 1 and kept poring it on for the whole election. It could have been a rout.

But he was too too goody good to do that.

7 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:40:18 PM by DManA

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To: gusopol3

Why did the big donors insist upon a candidate that did not �match well with our party�?
That�s such an obvious recipe for failure.
Yet they could have guaranteed the Republican candidate�s failure just as well by denying funding to any candidate.

Why spend money to get what they can have for free?

8 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:40:55 PM by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)

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To: gusopol3

I had Republicans here try to tell me that Romney was a good candidate. Same with McCain.

10 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:50:19 PM by sickoflibs (Obama : 'If you like your Doctor you can keep him, PERIOD! Don't believe the GOPs warnings')

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To: gusopol3

Romney helped Obama in 2008, for Soros, by directing
the attack on the Palin Family.

As a reward, the miserable GOP gave him the nomination
of which he had no real interest.

16 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:56:17 PM by Diogenesis

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To: taildragger
Ronald Reagan had this 6th sense, and unfortunately I think BHO has it too.

I'd have to disagree. In the last few days of the 2012 race, Obama couldn't draw flies to his rallies. Those who showed up seemed dispirited.

In his last appearance, in Des Moines, Obama was clearly acting like he had lost the race. His attending media sensed the vibe...and started writing political obituaries. Even the NYT did a long think piece discussing "Could Obama really lose?"

At that point, Obama had no sense of winning. If there is somebody on his team who has that sixth sense, it is probably Axelrod. Certainly, his campaign team kept assuring a nervous media that the race was well in hand.
19 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:58:36 PM by okie01 (The Mainstream Media -- IGNORANCE ON PARADE)

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To: gusopol3

Romney didn�t know he was going to debate two people in the second debate (Obozo and Crowly), and he didn�t know Obozo would be wearing a wire. When I saw Obama months later speaking to someone with a foreign language and he had a wire, he had the same look on his face.

20 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:59:51 PM by NotTallTex

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To: DManA

Yet he was plenty negative in the primaries, not to mention utterly dishonest in his attacks on Mr. Newt � typical GOP-e RINO, eating his own. I hope and pray he will not return to politics, EVER!

23 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:01:44 PM by erkelly (Never underestimate the stupidity of the stupid party!)

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To: gusopol3

Even when he won, he could not overcome the fraud.

25 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:04:52 PM by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)

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To: gusopol3

If he had only fought Obastard in the general as hard as he fought Conservatives in the primaries.

27 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:16:36 PM by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a drat.)

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To: DManA

They had no problem going negative on Newt, in fact the carpet bombed Newt in Iowa. They succefully destroyed the 3 more conservative canidates in the primary by going negative. Yet, they treat liberals as if they are royalty.

And that is the problem, he fit with his party all too well. It has nothing with being Northern or Morman.

29 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:18:17 PM by Dead Dog

If you want to paint a picture of freep, just imagine an old white dude yelling BENGHAZI at his TV screen oer and over.

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To: gusopol3

Why didn�t he play his ace in the third debate, the one about foreign policy? I kept yelling at him through the TV screen to bring up Benghazi, but he never did.

39 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:52:55 PM by Fiji Hill

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To: gusopol3
What Romney should have done was EMBRACE being rich. That would have killed Obama and the Left's narrative about him being a corporate raider.

All he had to say was, "Hell yeah, I'm rich, and I'm drat proud of it. Why does Obama want people to be poor in America?"

FAIL
41 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:59:32 PM by Extremely Extreme Extremist (15 years of FReeping! Congratulations EEE!!)

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To: sickoflibs
I had Republicans here try to tell me that Romney was a good candidate. Same with McCain.

And they're still around on this board--They especially dislike Sarah Palin ("uneducated"; "a quitter").
42 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 8:01:18 PM by Fiji Hill

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To: gusopol3

The GOPe didn�t make pro-homo adoption Mitt Romneycare their candidate to beat Obama. They put him in to make sure conservatives didn�t have a chance. They knew that anyone even slightly conservative would crush the witless, charmless, classless, talentless, meritless Barry Soetoro.

44 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 8:11:05 PM by Count of Monte Fisto (The foundation of modern society is the denial of reality.)

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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

� All he had to say was, �Hell yeah, I�m rich, and I�m drat proud of it. Why does Obama want people to be poor in America?�

i wish you had been a campaign advisor to Romney. sounds like you would have been a better strategis than whomever Mitt employed.

52 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 8:36:43 PM by IWONDR

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To: JSteff

�However Obama still could have been handed an embarrassing defeat if only the 4 MILLION conservatives who voted Republican in 2008 would have voted. By NOT VOTING they voted FOR obama. �

i wonder if those 4 million who didn�t vote in 2012 really did vote? do you recall poll watchers in Ohio and elsewhere reporting that votes cast by voters for Romney were being recorded as votes for BO? it just seemed that Repubs are just too weak to pursue these issues, unlike Democratic candidates who appear to lose by small margins, but end up winning because the Dem party suddenly finds bags of uncounted votes, or calls for recount after recount until their candidate is declared the winner. also. weren�t the 2012 national election votes counted by some overseas business concern?

57 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 8:50:03 PM by IWONDR

Fuck You And Diebold fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jan 19, 2014

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stan worship: Oct 23, 2013

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To: gusopol3

He should have gone negative from day 1 and kept poring it on for the whole election. It could have been a rout.

But he was too too goody good to do that.

7 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:40:18 PM by DManA

Respect and focus on voters' issues in our elections is for sissies - A Freeper.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 17:54

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Isn't Obama pretty wealthy, too? Not nearly Mitt Romney rich but pretty drat well off. Especially considering ~~he did it himself~~ affirmative actioned his way up.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:20

bpower: Feb 19, 2011

Romney was a terrible candidate and ran a terrible campaign, but would have won by a landslide if not for all the fraud.

They must get crippling headaches.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:24

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

stan worship posted:

Respect and focus on voters' issues in our elections is for sissies - A Freeper.

They're just mad that no one ran a whole campaign based around the message of, "gently caress you, you uppity black commie!"

# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:31

nsaP: May 4, 2004; alright?

DemeaninDemon posted:

Isn't Obama pretty wealthy, too? Not nearly Mitt Romney rich but pretty drat well off. Especially considering ~~he did it himself~~ affirmative actioned his way up.

He was a millionaire off book royalties before he was a presidential candidate and obviously well enough off given his and Michelle's professions.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:44

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

DemeaninDemon posted:

Isn't Obama pretty wealthy, too? Not nearly Mitt Romney rich but pretty drat well off. Especially considering ~~he did it himself~~ affirmative actioned his way up.

You have to be well off to get into politics above the city level unfortunately.

Though I do remember reading Clinton took out a noticeable loan for his campaign.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:44

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

nsaP posted:

He was a millionaire off book royalties before he was a presidential candidate and obviously well enough off given his and Michelle's professions.

The difference, of course, being that Obama knew what it was like to grow up middle-class. He earned his wealth. Mitt Romney did no such thing.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:48

nsaP: May 4, 2004; alright?

Alter Ego posted:

The difference, of course, being that Obama knew what it was like to grow up middle-class. He earned his wealth. Mitt Romney did no such thing.

As was highlighted in the quoted post I was responding to.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:50

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

RagnarokAngel posted:

You have to be well off to get into politics above the city level unfortunately.

Though I do remember reading Clinton took out a noticeable loan for his campaign.

This is certainly true. Takes a pile to actually break the seal into state politics. Local level, too, in a larger city. County level depends on the area.

Though I don't think you can compare Romney's wealth to Obama's.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 19:29

Zwabu: Aug 7, 2006

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

In new film, a dramatic look at Mitt Romney's loss of confidence
Win the presidency with this one weird trick!

The rallies. The lawn signs. Jumping Jesus in a sidecar do these people believe their own bullshit. :laugh:

# ? Jan 19, 2014 19:47

kik2dagroin: Mar 23, 2007; Use the anger. Use it.

'I would not let my son play football': Obama

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To: NYRepublican72
But he already did.

2 posted on 1/19/2014 2:06:31 PM by South40 (Liberalism is a Disease)
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To: South40
Poor lil �innocent� Trayvon. /sarcasm

4 posted on 1/19/2014 2:08:19 PM by NYRepublican72
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Yes freep. Just look at the imposing ~~skin color~~ figure of that teenager. :jerkbag:

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To: NYRepublican72
Typical for a fag.

5 posted on 1/19/2014 2:09:02 PM by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: NYRepublican72
The Homo speaks

15 posted on 01/19/2014 12:14:38 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: DesertRhino
He�s out to eliminate the competitive masculine sport of football, an American tradition.

Meanwhile how many deaths has their been to being a male homosexual from aids?

Remember what they said the most dangerous place for a black baby is in the womb...but that�s okay too.

Just not football. Too many concussions.

26 posted on 01/19/2014 12:22:20 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: NYRepublican72
Ever true to his dictatorial ways, Obama won�t �allow� his non-existent son play �PRO� football nor let his daughters get pregnant. But I bet he would be okay with his son doing drugs and skipping classes in school and his daughters getting an abortion, if they made a �mistake�.

What a true leader. /s/ What a putz.

I can taste it coming it up in my throat. Gotta run to the head before I ruin my keyboard and monitor.

27 posted on 1/19/2014 2:24:58 PM by HotHunt
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To: NYRepublican72
I am glad he has no son.
Imagine having hussein obama as a role model,the Child will be a liar, a fraud, a drug addict, a backroom sauna user....

please feel free to add your thoughts.

29 posted on 1/19/2014 2:27:36 PM by Christian1
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Also present in this thread is a slap fight between two FReepers over roman numerals, but that is left as an exercise for the reader

# ? Jan 19, 2014 21:36

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Still hilarious that Freep thinks gay men only encounter each other in saunas/bath houses.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 21:42

The Rokstar: Aug 19, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

quote:

To: JSteff

�However Obama still could have been handed an embarrassing defeat if only the 4 MILLION conservatives who voted Republican in 2008 would have voted. By NOT VOTING they voted FOR obama. �

i wonder if those 4 million who didn�t vote in 2012 really did vote? do you recall poll watchers in Ohio and elsewhere reporting that votes cast by voters for Romney were being recorded as votes for BO? it just seemed that Repubs are just too weak to pursue these issues, unlike Democratic candidates who appear to lose by small margins, but end up winning because the Dem party suddenly finds bags of uncounted votes, or calls for recount after recount until their candidate is declared the winner. also. weren�t the 2012 national election votes counted by some overseas business concern?

57 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 8:50:03 PM by IWONDR

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a Republican county election official in Wisconsin that does literally exactly this?

# ? Jan 19, 2014 21:46

kik2dagroin: Mar 23, 2007; Use the anger. Use it.

The Rokstar posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a Republican county election official in Wisconsin that does literally exactly this?

Yeah, that happened in our recent state Supreme Court election

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In a dramatic turn of events on Thursday, the Waukesha County clerk announced that the vote total announced for Tuesday's Wisconsin Supreme Court race had been mistaken -- and that the corrected numbers changed the outcome of the entire election.

There were 3,456 missing votes for Democratic-backed challenger JoAnne Kloppenburg and 11,059 for incumbent GOP-backed Justice David Prosser. Kloppenburg has previously been beating Prosser by just 200 votes of the roughly 1.5 million cast statewide. The new total puts Prosser on a significant path to victory, about 7,500 votes ahead of Kloppenburg.

Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus announced the news in a press conference at 5:30 p.m. local time, sounding nervous and, at times, on the verge of tears. She insisted that there was no foul play in the results and blamed the mess on her own "human error."
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"It is important to stress that this is not a case of extra votes or extra ballots being found," she added. "This is human error, which I apologize for -- which is common in this process."
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Questions were immediately raised about the new announcement. As Schneider wrote, prior to the election, Nickolaus "was heavily criticized for her decision to keep the county results on an antiquated personal computer, rather than upgrade to a new data system being utilized statewide."

Added Schneider: "Nickolaus cited security concerns for keeping the data herself -- yet when she reported the data, it did not include the City of Brookfield, whose residents cast nearly 14,000 votes."

The Waukesha County Board also heavily criticized the clerk after she brushed aside their recommendations for improving election security. At one point during a hearing in January, board chairman Jim Dwyer grew exasperated with Nickolaus and said, "There really is nothing funny about this, Kathy. Don't sit there and grin when I'm explaining what this is about."
...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/07/david-prosser-wisconsin-supreme-court_n_846431.html

# ? Jan 19, 2014 22:01

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

RagnarokAngel posted:

Yeah pointing out that a group that caters to stopping prostitution Eastern Europe is going to end up mostly targeting White women is kind of a loaded accusation.

I guess I worded that somewhat vaguely. He is against white Eastern European girls being traded off into sex slavery elsewhere. He does not express the same level of concern for say, Asian girls being imported into Eastern Europe. That isn't to say that it's not still a basically sort of good thing to work for, but he's very specific about the group of people he wants to help.

Tias posted:

Uh, guys, this is the case of an actual nazi, working with WN groups in Russia? Do you have any idea what the kind of work might entail?

I try not to ask. Honestly, I try not to even be around the guy unless I have to. But I get the feeling it's just activism these days for him. Activism for terrible people promoting terrible ideas, but nothing more nefarious than that.

ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jan 19, 2014

# ? Jan 19, 2014 22:10

Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Also, spending any substantial amount of work with Russian WN groups means funding or bearing witness to armed training w/r/t a coming race war. They are NOT the guys you casually help saving some girls from ending a bad place with, and leave it at that.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 22:16

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

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�However Obama still could have been handed an embarrassing defeat if only the 4 MILLION conservatives who voted Republican in 2008 would have voted. By NOT VOTING they voted FOR obama. �

i wonder if those 4 million who didn�t vote in 2012 really did vote? do you recall poll watchers in Ohio and elsewhere reporting that votes cast by voters for Romney were being recorded as votes for BO? it just seemed that Repubs are just too weak to pursue these issues, unlike Democratic candidates who appear to lose by small margins, but end up winning because the Dem party suddenly finds bags of uncounted votes, or calls for recount after recount until their candidate is declared the winner. also. weren�t the 2012 national election votes counted by some overseas business concern?

57 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2014 8:50:03 PM by IWONDR

It's really great how they have no concept of demographic shift. Most of those 4 million probably either died or DID vote for Obama but nope, only massive systemic voter fraud could possibly have allowed the incumbent to win.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 23:06

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Obama said A Thing about how marijuana is no worse than alcohol. Prepare for the chooming.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 23:08

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Jagged Jim posted:

It's really great how they have no concept of demographic shift. Most of those 4 million probably either died or DID vote for Obama but nope, only massive systemic voter fraud could possibly have allowed the incumbent to win.

There are also the secret patriots that, despite apparently vastly outnumbering the Obongo-supporting ~~niggerfag~~Amish urban ferals, are choosing to stay hidden and not take part in the democratic process because they're outnumbered by the ~~niggerfag~~Amish urban ferals, or something.

I also love how at least one Freeper thinks that Romney would have won if he flaunted his wealth more, like him going "I'm rich, look at all my money!" would have made everyone go :swoon:

# ? Jan 19, 2014 23:19

kik2dagroin: Mar 23, 2007; Use the anger. Use it.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Obama said A Thing about how marijuana is no worse than alcohol. Prepare for the chooming.

Obama: Marijuana 'not very different' from cigarettes

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To: gusopol3
LOL this is a joke right ??

3 posted on 01/19/2014 11:19:43 AM PST by expatguy (Donate to "An American Expat in SE Asia" By Paypal)
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To: expatguy
Drug-addled little barry bastard boy can no longer tell any difference, expect when the first wookie slams him for droppin� out.

10 posted on 01/19/2014 11:24:13 AM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: gusopol3
I thought is was horrific when Clinton via the Lewinsky scandal introduced and condoned oral sex, a form of sodomy, to our youth, but now we have Obama encouraging the youth to break laws and smoke pot.

Furthermore, he gives them the false impression that pot is as harmless as alcohol.

He will destroy many teen lives, just like Clinton.

7 posted on 01/19/2014 11:22:45 AM PST by Oliviaforever
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To: Oliviaforever
Clinton's perversions set the state for the rise of gay marriage.

Kids were taught that sex was the only thing you could lie about in court, character didn't matter, and BJ's were not sex so could be practiced in abandon.

Clinton also was largely responsible for 9/11 because he weakened the military with DADT, appeasement of N. Korea, ignoring the '93 WTC bombing and the Somalia disaster though this is NEVER spoken about anymore.

38 posted on 01/19/2014 12:32:27 PM PST by what's up
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To: Beowulf9
When someone smokes marijuna it alters their consciousness such that when you are driving a car down the road you see 4 sets of headlights coming at them. You do not know which set to dodge. If your child is in a car coming at that �smoker� do you want a 3,000 pound car hurtling at them? Smoking tobacco does not do this. Both will cause emphysema, vascular disease, cancer, etc. It is best to avoid both�.well,��yea.

49 posted on 1/19/2014 3:27:55 PM by Texas Songwriter
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# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:00

Warmachine: Jan 30, 2012

Is Wookie another euphemism for black people? I'm having trouble keeping up, and I'm worried the nickname a friend of mine gave me might confuse freepers.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:08

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Warmachine posted:

Is Wookie another euphemism for black people? I'm having trouble keeping up, and I'm worried the nickname a friend of mine gave me might confuse freepers.

Just the hideous ape-like black people such as the First Lady, I think.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:10

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Warmachine posted:

Is Wookie another euphemism for black people? I'm having trouble keeping up, and I'm worried the nickname a friend of mine gave me might confuse freepers.

Michelle is black and like 6'. In Freeper terms, that's a wookie.

Also hahahahahahahaha they think Clinton made blowjobs popular.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:11

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Yeah wookie pretty much only refers to Michelle Obama. They really, really hate her. I had a post in the old thread about a freeper who, as far back as I could see, only made posts about how fat/ugly Michelle is.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:14

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Yeah wookie pretty much only refers to Michelle Obama. They really, really hate her. I had a post in the old thread about a freeper who, as far back as I could see, only made posts about how fat/ugly Michelle is.

It's fairly obvious they find her intimidating.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:16

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

DemeaninDemon posted:

Also hahahahahahahaha they think Clinton made blowjobs popular.

Well the Freepers certainly never heard of it before then! :haw:

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:23

Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

I've never gotten double vision from marijuana. These Freepers must have a really good weed guy.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:29

Peepers: Mar 11, 2005; Well, I'm a ghost. I scare people. It's all very important, I assure you.

DemeaninDemon posted:

There's the problem! Stupid physicists are using models that only consider the start and end points. Since GCC is on going, they need to use kinetics.

Are you suggesting that global "warming" is not path independent? That doesn't sound very conservative, FRiend.

_{_{I am responding to a post about a week old but I don't care, this joke is too bad good to pass up}}

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:29

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

5 Ways Disavowing Masculinity Changed My Life

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To: dead

That �person� needs to Man Up.

2 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:04:06 PM by Paladin2

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To: dead

Excuse me while I puke.

4 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:05:04 PM by Reagan�berAlles

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To: dead

This idiot needs to get lost.

7 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:06:53 PM by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)

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To: dead

Pathetic at best.. transgender in the making.

9 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:07:01 PM by maddog55

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To: dead

This guy will be dead within minutes when society collapses.

10 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:07:43 PM by Viennacon

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To: dead

This weenie is never going to get laid again. Ever.

11 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:07:51 PM by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)

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To: dead

Why is this posted here??
I would think it would go well in some gay forum...

12 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:08:02 PM by bill1952 (Choice is an illusion created between those with power - and those without)

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To: dead
6 should be: I no longer engage in sexual activities with females. It is just too stressful.
13 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:09:07 PM by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)

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To: dead

A pajama boy is born.....

take his man card away and hand him a mini pad

14 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:09:48 PM by 12th_Monkey (In an alternate universe Obama still dips ice cream)

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To: maddog55

This is what happens when you hang around too many
feminists. Sad.

16 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:11:38 PM by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)

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To: dead

gay

20 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:13:31 PM by jtal (Runnin' a World in Need with White Folks' Greed - since 1492)

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To: dead

5) Since when can men not admit when they are sad? They can admit it. Nobody is going to care, but they can admit it. Semi-homo, because he really wants to cry like a woman, which is not their greatest quality.

4) Homo.

3) Homo.

2) Homo.

1) Homo. I�ll admit to sitting down to pee in the middle of the night. That�s not what he means, so ... homo.

That�s one semi-legitimate point, and four very clear homo-markers. Maybe he should cruise his local rest stops tonight.

25 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:16:17 PM by cdcdawg (Be seeing you...)

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To: dead

There�s not enough chocolate-covered Midol for this wuss.

27 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:17:09 PM by P.O.E. (Pray for America)

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To: dead

Isn�t a barf alert mandatory for a post of this nature? Just sayin�...

34 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:18:40 PM by pluvmantelo (The thing of it is, we must live with the living- Michel de Montaigne)

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To: dead

1) I Sit Down to Pee

That�s convenient!

Let�s get this right out in the open. This guy is a fag! Even if he doesn�t want to have sex with a man he is a fag!

36 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:19:11 PM by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)

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To: dead
Just out of curiosity, was this written by Pajama Boy? If that guy even looked at me, I'd have to fight the urge to deck him.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
51 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:26:50 PM by wku man (We are the 53%! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXN0GDuLN4)

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To: dead

I think I�ve touched a purse twice in my life. I hope to never do it again.

55 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:28:18 PM by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)

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To: dead

I�m thinking Robert would get perfect grades in Sociology 101 in 2014.

This is the feminism of the male of the species.

I sit through a few sitcoms these days. What I notice is that the women are strong and the men are... well... pussies.

He cries. He whines. He can�t think his way out of a paper bag on his own.

These traits aren�t ones to shoot for, for either sex.

I also find it interesting that if any physical activity is called for, it�s the 4� 11� female that whips the rear end of the 6� 4� male. She bends down low and swipes her leg. He falls like a house of cards, down and out.

What these writers write would pass for cartoon material. Unfortunately they see it as how society should be run today. It�s hilarious. Well, it would be if it wasn�t so disgusting and sad.

60 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:29:41 PM by DoughtyOne (ZERO is still zero, and John Kerry is a mock-puppet!)

quote:

To: DoughtyOne

The problem is all those little angry feminist bimbo�s feel that if little Buffy can do it, so can they.

65 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:31:12 PM by Hulka

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To: dead

Pathetic.

75 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:35:28 PM by tioga (Wise men still seek Him.)

quote:

To: Sherman Logan
Recently had a woman in the checkout at the grocery accuse me (loudly) of standing too close behind her.

A great comeback would't been, "But your hair smells so nice."
80 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:38:03 PM by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)

quote:

To: dead
Oh, Bob! You are a fag. It's simple. You try to hide it behind a facade of "cool enlightnment," but in the end, you're just a bun-spelunking poofter who's terrified of masculinity and secretly yearns to be a little girl and play with stuffed toys and Barbies and the Kenner Easy-Bake Oven.

Buy some stiletto pumps and a garter belt, draw the shades, and indulge yourself. Because your attempt to dissuade other men from manliness is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to universalize your pathology. You'd be better off spending your efforts in finding makeup that will hide a five o'clock shadow.
86 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:40:15 PM by IronJack

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To: DoughtyOne

This is the feminisation of the male of the species.

87 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:41:26 PM by DoughtyOne (ZERO is still zero, and John Kerry is a mock-puppet!)

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To: dead

Well now, he is the daughter his mother always wanted.

93 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:45:04 PM by ruesrose (The Anchor Holds)

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To: Jeff Chandler

In my youth this thing would be giving up his lunch money. Having balls is more than being born with them.

97 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:46:21 PM by Little Bill

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To: dead

Poor little Robert needs to be rushed to the emergency room immediately, and be tested for the presence of any testosterone in his body. I bet the tests come up empty. In the meantime, he can get a blankie, console with other womyn, and have access to a sit down potty.

Pathetic.

98 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:46:36 PM by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)

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To: Viennacon
This guy will be dead within minutes when society collapses.

Dead within weeks after the AIDS kicks in and U.S. medical breaks down.
109 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:52:14 PM by Fightin Whitey

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To: onyx

This post is a fag mouthpiece.

114 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:56:16 PM by cornelis

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To: dead
Is Robert Reece a man, or a man disguised as a pussy?

If a man, Reece has to turn in his man card, and to forever squat to piss.

5.56mm
120 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:03:39 PM by M Kehoe

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To: dead

First off, unless this is satire it pretty much requires a barf allert.

If this is real, the male gendered human being who wrote this needs to seek help (privately...not a good thing to broadcast). If it turns out he has crossed the rubicon to the other team, keep it private, don�t brag, it should be considered shameful. If you do partner up (choke gag), dont try to adopt children, you will only destroy them too. Stay in the closet, it suits you.

135 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:25:28 PM by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)

quote:

To: Jeff Chandler
A great comeback would't been, "But your hair smells so nice."

One time I was in Walmart and going from one department to another. Apparently a woman was going the same way.

She stopped and asked me,"Are you following me?"

I replied "No but I will if you want me to".
157 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 4:06:01 PM by Dan(9698)

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To: martin_fierro

Yup: Icky homo.

159 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 4:13:55 PM by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)

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To: SamAdams76

�Women are always praising other women...�

You said so yourself. Women.

165 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 4:38:54 PM by Moose Burger

Well this is a new one

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To: Lurker

Ah, but that�s part of the point of the Obamacare contraceptive mandate: it turns out hormonal contraceptives shift women�s taste in men toward feminized males.

Besides poking a pointy stick in the eye of the Latin Church, the contraceptive mandate is there to help pajamaboy and his ilk get laid.

168 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 4:48:37 PM by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)

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To: dead

�Straight men go to extreme lengths to perform masculinity.�

A real man does not �perform� masculinity. Fag.

174 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014 5:18:02 PM by Brooklyn Attitude (Things are only going to get worse.)

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:48

ArchangeI: Jul 15, 2010

I thought sitting down to pee was just common sense when you have to clean your own toilet, but I guess it just makes me a fag. Excuse me while I hit the local sauna to gobble some cocks.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:14

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
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I sit to pee any time I'm aiming-impaired (drunk, morning wood, etc), particularly concerned about not making a mess, or just can't be asked to aim because it's 5am or something.

I mean, being able to pee standing when I'm in a hurry/the woods/some gross-rear end gas station bathroom stall is loving great and one of my favorite things about male anatomy but there is nothing wrong with being conscientious.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 03:12

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

I bet you could rile up that Freep thread by mentioning the (disputed) rumors that Jeff Chandler -- the handsome '50s movie actor who that freeper presumably named himself after -- was a crossdresser

# ? Jan 20, 2014 03:27

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

I sit down when I pee. There's nothing that crazy about me. I'm just taking a whiz! Mind your own biz! Why is everybody always staring at me?

# ? Jan 20, 2014 04:18

prahanormal: Mar 8, 2011; heya /

I'm a male leaning bisexual and I almoat always stand up when I pee, mostly out of habit but also because college bathrooms are gross.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 04:27

Political Whores: Feb 13, 2012

prahanormal posted:

I'm a male leaning bisexuals and I almoat always stand up when I pee, mostly out of habit but also because college bathrooms are gross.

Well maybe if you treated every small, regular act you take as some ritual test of masculinity, you wouldn't have that problem. You say you stand up when you pee, but that's just one of many tests. When you cut yourself, do you bleed, like some woman?

# ? Jan 20, 2014 04:56

kik2dagroin: Mar 23, 2007; Use the anger. Use it.

Exalting Jesus [Revival in Africa may be why the continent is becoming more moral than USA]

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To: SoFloFreeper
The work going on in particularly sub-Saharan Africa today is truly wonderful. It obviously fades as you go north into the Islamic areas, or south within the sphere of that hellhole �South Africa� which has legal same-sex marriage and polygamy too as well as rampant abortion.

Is there any reason we should not target South Africa in mission work to try and turn that nation back towards morality? What makes them so diametrically different to their neighbors in Namibia?

I wish that Nigeria would cut loose its northern region and wash their hands of the Muslims.

3 posted on 1/19/2014 8:51:56 PM by Viennacon
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To: SoFloFreeper
In fact, I just returned from Africa. 3 crusades- in very remote areas, conferences with church members, etc.
Honestly, I was served to a greater extent than I served. People there are on fire for God�s Word! There is a vibrant presence and God is working in a mighty way. People are coming to Christ in droves.
More ministers and trained leaders are needed.
This is the Smyrna church. I am so blessed to have been part of it.

6 posted on 1/19/2014 8:56:13 PM by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
God has moved his lamp stands from Europe and North Ameica. Our cultures are entering another Dark Ages period when there is no discernment of right and wrong according to God�s Word. That will be a horror to our children and grandchildren.

Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!

7 posted on 1/19/2014 8:56:24 PM by txrefugee
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To: txrefugee
God is reaching into Asia and deepest Africa. Soon, the whole world will have heard the gospel and everyone will have made their choice. Jesus must be close to returning.

9 posted on 1/19/2014 9:01:39 PM by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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# ? Jan 20, 2014 05:04

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Most of me wants Jesus to return because, seriously, Jeuss, lets party.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 05:07

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

As a dirty homo sodomizer myself, let me be the first to call upon my fag brothers to unite and stand in unison, urinating proudly in the face of bigotry and inequality.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 05:07

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:44

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

I sit down to pee and am gay. Dammit Freep, don't stereotype

# ? Jan 20, 2014 05:12

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