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big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


thylacine posted:

Props to that guy for spinning his story into a whole self-help brand for himself. I guess. He never says if he gave the money back. Wouldn't knowing you're depositing a fake check be a crime itself?

It looks like he just has a shortened version of the story up now that doesn't talk about the ending, but from what I vaguely recall of reading it years ago, he didn't end up keeping it, although I don't recall whether it went back to the bank.

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miryei
Oct 11, 2011

thylacine posted:

Props to that guy for spinning his story into a whole self-help brand for himself. I guess. He never says if he gave the money back. Wouldn't knowing you're depositing a fake check be a crime itself?

He gave it back. And yes, knowingly depositing a fake check is illegal.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

BioEnchanted posted:



It quickly became clear that the 'managers' are at the 100% commission still, one even admitted it. I would think that he'd been suckered into it only he said that him and the other two (only) employees before we joined formed the company together, so he was probably just good as high pressure sales due to being a pushy, seedy bastard. They get sub-commissions based on our performance, for each sale we made they got money as well. His logic for being on commission was "it prevents you getting complacent", but yeah, gently caress you too Prospect Marketing Enterprises. I quit after 3 months due to the toxic atmosphere and increasingly obvious MLM shenanigans.

Did you punch anyone on your way out? No jury in the world would ever convict.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
No, but I did accidentally blow them recruiting someone new by telling her "Well I've been here for 1 month and I've only been losing money." Even though I didn't mean to at the time, if I had to do it again I would. There was another new girl that I was more careful not to scare off, but I wouldn't warn her even in hindsight because she called me unemployable when I mentioned I was looking for something that actually paid money. Bitch can get scammed for all I care :colbert:

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

BioEnchanted posted:

No, but I did accidentally blow them recruiting someone new by telling her "Well I've been here for 1 month and I've only been losing money." Even though I didn't mean to at the time, if I had to do it again I would. There was another new girl that I was more careful not to scare off, but I wouldn't warn her even in hindsight because she called me unemployable when I mentioned I was looking for something that actually paid money. Bitch can get scammed for all I care :colbert:

I interviewed at a few scam my companies and worked for one for one day. It's a whole mind think thing where it's just presented as normal to work that much, you get a "base hourly" but you literally get either that or "commission." It's really bad, but I would agree that it's a drat good way to learn how to avoid those companies for the future and understand how people can get roped in so easily.

breadingbutter
Dec 28, 2013

by Ralp

pathetic little tramp posted:

To be fair, it could just be the receipt of an actual cashier's cheque, but it does beg the question, why are they showing him just testing a ferrari and not actually driving it when the latter would be far more impressive?

Yeah, cashier's checks come with a stub for personal records that says non-negotiable.

Something tells me this guy showed up to the Ferrari dealer a wee overconfident.

quote:

...that you're paying cash and we did not agree to finance...
...congratulations.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
A list of famous people who have filed for bankruptcy.
http://www.nashvillebankruptcy.net/famousbankruptcies.htm
Some are quite surprising, like Walt Disney. Others, like MC Hammer, not so surprising.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Say Nothing posted:

A list of famous people who have filed for bankruptcy.
http://www.nashvillebankruptcy.net/famousbankruptcies.htm
Some are quite surprising, like Walt Disney. Others, like MC Hammer, not so surprising.

The list is (probably) 14 years out of date, sadly. Latest is 2000

Number Two Stunna
Nov 8, 2009

FUCK

Say Nothing posted:

A list of famous people who have filed for bankruptcy.
http://www.nashvillebankruptcy.net/famousbankruptcies.htm
Some are quite surprising, like Walt Disney. Others, like MC Hammer, not so surprising.

According to this, Marvin Gaye filed for bankruptcy almost 1000 years ago which is pretty cool.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Number Two Stunna posted:

According to this, Marvin Gaye filed for bankruptcy almost 1000 years ago which is pretty cool.
Probably went broke funding The Battle of Hastings.

Keetron
Sep 26, 2008

Check out my enormous testicles in my TFLC log!

http://translate.google.com/transla...rdam-terug.html
The translation is horrible but Dutch is a horrible language anyway.

A few weeks back, the municipality of Amsterdam made a mistake in their programming and electronic banking. When developing new systems, the new used cents where the old used Euro's, this difference was not noticed or warning were ignored. Any way, many people received a hundred fold of what they would normally receive. The people eligible for these subsidies were those already at the bottom of the food chain.

Of the 188 Million (!) payed out, that should have been a total of 1.88, now about 185.6 has been returned. The remaining 2.6 is deemed problematic.

Reported was that some of the poor who suddenly had thousands in their bank account:
- went on a shopping spree
- payed off open debts
- moved the money into a savings account
- Withdrew the money from an ATM and hid it
- Returned the money to sender

There is a mechanism in place in Dutch banking, called "incasso", where you allow the other party to withdraw from your account what they think you owe. This also allows for something like this to be rolled back, so the municipality first deposited 188M across 9000 accounts and then did a withdraw after a few days. It is a good thing overdraw fees are illegal in this country because many went into the red.

--edit-- I actually made a comma error in a story about comma errors!

Keetron fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Jan 14, 2014

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
Am I misreading, or is this only 10 fold and not 100 fold?

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

LorneReams posted:

Am I misreading, or is this only 10 fold and not 100 fold?

The article actually confirms it is 100 fold.

Dutch Article posted:

People had to get back, between 117.50 and 342.50 euros but now they were suddenly between 11,750 and 32,450 euros. As a result, the municipality had lost 188 million instead of 1.88 million.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

That is so Michael Bolton.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

Keetron posted:

http://translate.google.com/transla...rdam-terug.html
The translation is horrible but Dutch is a horrible language anyway.

A few weeks back, the municipality of Amsterdam made a mistake in their programming and electronic banking. When developing new systems, the new used cents where the old used Euro's, this difference was not noticed or warning were ignored. Any way, many people received a hundred fold of what they would normally receive. The people eligible for these subsidies were those already at the bottom of the food chain.

Of the 188 Million (!) payed out, that should have been a total of 18.8, now about 185.6 has been returned. The remaining 2.6 is deemed problematic.

Reported was that some of the poor who suddenly had thousands in their bank account:
- went on a shopping spree
- payed off open debts
- moved the money into a savings account
- Withdrew the money from an ATM and hid it
- Returned the money to sender

There is a mechanism in place in Dutch banking, called "incasso", where you allow the other party to withdraw from your account what they think you owe. This also allows for something like this to be rolled back, so the municipality first deposited 188M across 9000 accounts and then did a withdraw after a few days. It is a good thing overdraw fees are illegal in this country because many went into the red.

it's what Jesus would have wanted

Harry
Jun 13, 2003

I do solemnly swear that in the year 2015 I will theorycraft my wallet as well as my WoW
Here's a good one from Reddit. This guy is funding his wife's future divorce.

http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/1vg1nq/wife_is_weary_is_sharing_accounts_throwaway_time/

quote:

My wife uses Reddit, so it's throwaway time.
We've been together for almost 5 years now, lived together for 3 of those and actually married for a little over one. Recently returned from overseas and we've collected about 43k in four separate savings accounts. I like to take control of the finances because of problems my parents had while I was growing up and my wife finds no problem with that..
Here's the problem:
Our emergency fund is 18k and we both have access to that, while there is 25k sitting in 3 savings accounts under HER NAME ONLY. I proposed the idea of consolidating her three into one massive account and letting BOTH of us have access to it. I also wanted to finally start a Roth IRA, pay off a large chunk of debt, etc.. but she doesn't want to do it. She wants to keep it "in case of a rainy day" for herself and her not-so-well-off family.
I keep telling her it would make more sense for both of us to have access to everything and not have large amounts of money in four different accounts under different names, and that our emergency fund is our 'rainy day' money. She's pretty unwaivering and it's frustrating / confusing to me that she won't do it.
Any way I could make some sense of this?
EDIT AGAIN: Thanks so much for all of the posts so far, really has given me some insight as to how to handle the situation. Looks like we'll have to sit down together and really talk about her fears & thoughts of combining those accounts.
Just to expand on a few questions that have been asked.. I make most of the money, about 75% of the household income. Why do I have auto deposit into an account I don't have access to? Good question, I guess at the time I put too much trust & not enough thought into the choice... never really had the foresight to see this becoming the problem it is today, some people call it "young & dumb." We are very happy in the rest of our lives, even though we've hit some bumps like all couples do.

Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!
Actually, I think the divorce process would grant the husband half of those assets because he can show that he has paid into them. However, he'd probably get blasted by alimony if she can get it. At least they don't have a kid yet.

Engineer Lenk
Aug 28, 2003

Mnogo losho e!

Wickerman posted:

Actually, I think the divorce process would grant the husband half of those assets because he can show that he has paid into them. However, he'd probably get blasted by alimony if she can get it. At least they don't have a kid yet.

I thought you had to be married for a reasonably substantial amount of time for alimony - it's only been a year.

Shadowgate
May 6, 2007

Soiled Meat

Engineer Lenk posted:

I thought you had to be married for a reasonably substantial amount of time for alimony - it's only been a year.

Yeah it's usually only an issue at 10+ years and in an instance where the other person hasn't worked at all during that time.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

Shadowgate posted:

Yeah it's usually only an issue at 10+ years and in an instance where the other person hasn't worked at all during that time.
Yeah, alimony normally recognizes sacrifices made by one member of the relationship. Like if a woman raised the kids for twenty years instead of pursuing an education and therefore cannot find gainful employment after the divorce then the courts rule that since she gave up that opportunity to raise the family that she should be reasonably supported as a result. Whereas two professionals who both held full time jobs while raising the kids would not be in the same situation with respect to alimony for either partner.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Related video

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/i-earn-six-figures-and-still-feel-broke-215546862.html

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

That one couple... We're broke, but we're saving for a wedding!!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.


The first guy, the one from the video, said that if he had to do it over again, he would have paid down his student loans before saving up for a down payment on a house. Seems reasonable. But I start to wonder if he even had a down payment in the actual scenario, since the article said his mortgage started with an interest only loan period. I doubt that down payments and interest-only loans go together often.

When will people learn that balloon mortgages and interest-only terms are setting yourself up for disaster? It's not hard to see that you would get nice and comfortable spending only tiny amounts on your house (effectively more like renting at that point than paying down your mortgage), increasing your spending to expand into amount "saved", and then be in all out loving :supaburn: panic when you realize you have to up your monthly mortgage payment at the end of the initial term?

SpelledBackwards fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jan 18, 2014

Harry
Jun 13, 2003

I do solemnly swear that in the year 2015 I will theorycraft my wallet as well as my WoW
They were handing those out to basically everyone back in 2007. Down payment or not.

PennoyerNeff
Mar 29, 2003

Gooey, gooey, gooey . . . DUCK!

SpelledBackwards posted:

The first guy, the one from the video, said that if he had to do it over again, he would have paid down his student loans before saving up for a down payment on a house. Seems reasonable. But I start to wonder if he even had a down payment in the actual scenario, since the article said his mortgage started with an interest only loan period. I doubt that down payments and interest-only loans go together often.

When will people learn that balloon mortgages and interest-only terms are setting yourself up for disaster? It's not hard to see that you would get nice and comfortable spending only tiny amounts on your house (effectively more like renting at that point than paying down your mortgage), increasing your spending to expand into amount "saved", and then be in all out loving :supaburn: panic when you realize you have to up your monthly mortgage payment at the end of the initial term?

Haven't watched the video (no sound right now) but the article says the same guy, "bought the home from his uncle for $520,000 at the peak of the bubble" in the SF Bay Area. Makes me wonder if there's any friction with the extended family about being tied to a house that is most likely underwater and costs 50% of his after-tax income.

He also admits to bitching at his wife (who cares for their two little kids and waitresses on weekends) to get a "real job" with her engineering degree. I'm curious if this is the life she planned when she was going through school and racking up student loans.

Keetron
Sep 26, 2008

Check out my enormous testicles in my TFLC log!

Harry posted:

They were handing those out to basically everyone back in 2007. Down payment or not.

Yup, I got me one of those and then the market crashed, the housing market crashed and now it is indeed underwater. I rented it out and am making a small profit so I can live in a bigger house with all the unexpected kids that came in since.

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

SpelledBackwards posted:

The first guy, the one from the video, said that if he had to do it over again, he would have paid down his student loans before saving up for a down payment on a house. Seems reasonable. But I start to wonder if he even had a down payment in the actual scenario, since the article said his mortgage started with an interest only loan period. I doubt that down payments and interest-only loans go together often.

When will people learn that balloon mortgages and interest-only terms are setting yourself up for disaster? It's not hard to see that you would get nice and comfortable spending only tiny amounts on your house (effectively more like renting at that point than paying down your mortgage), increasing your spending to expand into amount "saved", and then be in all out loving :supaburn: panic when you realize you have to up your monthly mortgage payment at the end of the initial term?

I have a friend of a friend type that is a new doctor. Huge student loans. Had his wife take out a loan so they could get the downpayment on a house, while he took out the main loan. They already want to move in about a year to a bigger house because of all the future kidz.

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

TLG James posted:

I have a friend of a friend type that is a new doctor. Huge student loans. Had his wife take out a loan so they could get the downpayment on a house, while he took out the main loan. They already want to move in about a year to a bigger house because of all the future kidz.

Doctor's are one of the high income/high debt careers in which this happens a lot. Growing up in a town whose main employer was a hospital/clinic let me see how some doctors would have to go to payday loan stores every week to stay afloat.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Harry posted:

They were handing those out to basically everyone back in 2007. Down payment or not.

Fair enough. My dad has some weird ideas about the stock market and technical analysis voodoo, but I'm thankful he and my mom insisted I go for a fixed rate and 20% down when I bought in 2008 (including a small cash gift from them to help complete the down payment).

...And for him buying me the book The Millionaire Teacher for Christmas in 2011. I wish I hadn't waited a year and a half to read it, but it completely changed my outlook last year on saving, investing, and understanding the idea of having your money work for you. Now BFC is by far the subforum I visit most. Thanks, goons! :smaug:

Edit: That book and the FI megathread here have convinced me I'd rather put my recent savings into taxable mutual fund accounts rather than do what my dad was insisting last year and riskily extend myself to buy a 2nd home and use my existing one as an investment property. But if my situation changes and that becomes a reasonable route, I know how to evaluate the pros and cons thanks to everything I've learned in the last year...

SpelledBackwards fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Jan 19, 2014

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.
So my friend in Ireland bought a new build apartment for 500,000 Euro during the property boom which he thought was a great bargain at the time. It's only worth half that now and he can't sell it without being in negative equity. Rather than stay where he is he decided he wanted a house and he can rent out the apartment to someone (which won't even cover the mortgage even if it is always occupied by a tenant). So he has just bought a big house which needs lots of expensive building work done to it. He pretty much will owe the bank nearly a million euro once all the repairs are paid for. He is on good money but if he loses his job at any stage he will be beyond hosed. Wouldn't listen to anyone trying to talk him out of this great financial decision.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
When you convert that to USD or AUD, throw in the European economy in comparison to those economies.. gently caress that poo poo. Glad I'm not him.

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

SpelledBackwards posted:


Edit: That book and the FI megathread here have convinced me I'd rather put my recent savings into taxable mutual fund accounts rather than do what my dad was insisting last year and riskily extend myself to buy a 2nd home and use my existing one as an investment property. But if my situation changes and that becomes a reasonable route, I know how to evaluate the pros and cons thanks to everything I've learned in the last year...

Honestly, it seems like that unless you are a handy man type of guy, there isn't a lot of money to be made. And it can end up poorly if stuff like you need to replace the furnace or something like that. That could take years to pay back with rent.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

TLG James posted:

Honestly, it seems like that unless you are a handy man type of guy, there isn't a lot of money to be made. And it can end up poorly if stuff like you need to replace the furnace or something like that. That could take years to pay back with rent.

It seems like small-time landlord is a pretty risky business because all of your eggs are in a relatively small basket. Most of the people I know with an extra house as an investment property seem to be using equity gain as their primary method of 'making money' on the deal.

Tony Montana posted:

When you convert that to USD or AUD, throw in the European economy in comparison to those economies.. gently caress that poo poo. Glad I'm not him.

Not just 'the Eurpoean economy' but Ireland in particular

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
I'm currently studying abroad in Ireland. I saw an advert in the college that was just a picture of a woman doing the stock photo laugh and the text "Even with my house in negative equity, Bank of Ireland helped me move!".

I guess people never learn.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





I lived in Ireland 2006-08. Before the dark times, before the Recession.

Paid 1600+ Euros (when it was 1.35 to the $) to live in a place next to the LUAs.

Now I live in SF.... :(

Edit: Oh it is back to 1.35 :o

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

TLG James posted:

Honestly, it seems like that unless you are a handy man type of guy, there isn't a lot of money to be made. And it can end up poorly if stuff like you need to replace the furnace or something like that. That could take years to pay back with rent.

I've come to the same conclusion for now, given HVAC and water heater replacements I've made since moving in, and that doesn't even include negative cash flew of having two mortgages if the 1st house ever sits empty. I have done a good job of convincing my parents that it isn't for me. They were only insistent because they could feasibly do it (and did start 1-2 years ago) because their house is paid off and they've got other assets.

But I'm not to quite so flush with money, nor am I all that handy. My new flooring and back patio I did myself with a friend, but it was entirely through his direction and expertise (and my funds)... he just enjoyed having a project to do. Now that he bought his own place that's 200 miles away, he has plenty of projects there, and my house drops on the priorities list.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Beep Street posted:

So my friend in Ireland bought a new build apartment for 500,000 Euro during the property boom which he thought was a great bargain at the time. It's only worth half that now and he can't sell it without being in negative equity. Rather than stay where he is he decided he wanted a house and he can rent out the apartment to someone (which won't even cover the mortgage even if it is always occupied by a tenant). So he has just bought a big house which needs lots of expensive building work done to it. He pretty much will owe the bank nearly a million euro once all the repairs are paid for. He is on good money but if he loses his job at any stage he will be beyond hosed. Wouldn't listen to anyone trying to talk him out of this great financial decision.

A ton of people in Ireland did this during the boom. A friend of mine actually bought 2 400K euro apartments in "up and coming" areas of Dublin and now collects rent way below the mortgage payment on each.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
My sister just paid over half a million Australian dollars for a 2 bedroom apartment in Melbourne and apparently there is no end in sight for the property boom. A bubble isn't a bubble until it bursts, so in hindsight it's all obvious but at the time..

Still.. Australia has a lot going for it that lots of the Eurozone doesn't.

CapitanAmerica
Jan 19, 2014

by Pipski

Tony Montana posted:

My sister just paid over half a million Australian dollars for a 2 bedroom apartment in Melbourne and apparently there is no end in sight for the property boom. A bubble isn't a bubble until it bursts, so in hindsight it's all obvious but at the time..

Still.. Australia has a lot going for it that lots of the Eurozone doesn't.

Booms in large cities aren't usually Booms. Lack of space and location cause high demand and high prices that rarely go down.

This is true of most countries in the world.

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froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

CapitanAmerica posted:

Booms in large cities aren't usually Booms. Lack of space and location cause high demand and high prices that rarely go down.

This is true of most countries in the world.

The only problem with this argument is that it ignores how policies such as negative gearing ultimately distort the market by encouraging speculation. As it stands, our taxation system is set up to provide huge benefits to those wealthy enough to afford multiple rental properties while first home buyers are being edged out of the market.

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