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Shai-Hulud posted:This again. And also past starting world wars. Theory confirmed.
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Shai-Hulud posted:This again. The other stereotype that I believe about Germans is that they always lie!
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Jan 22, 2014 20:53
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zoux posted:The other stereotype that I believe about Germans is that they always lie! 
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I saw those toilets all over Bavaria, the biggest problem is that with the poo poo on the shelf it makes everything reek 10 times worse.
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Jan 22, 2014 20:58
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Phlegmish posted:If I remember correctly, my grandparents had a toilet like that when I was young. And yes, a bidet as well. 
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Jan 22, 2014 21:07
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You guys were obviously using the toilet wrong. You know those bars behind the toilet? You hold on to those. You ever notice how a toilet seems to have a built in shelf/table? You're supposed to A.C. Slater that motherfucker.  
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Jan 22, 2014 21:11
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I just found out recently that there are some places in Europe where you can't flush the toilet paper, so there's a trash can full of lovely paper next to every toilet.
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Jan 22, 2014 21:36
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Modern plumbing and sewage is really great.
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Captain Trips posted:I just found out recently that there are some places in Europe where you can't flush the toilet paper, so there's a trash can full of lovely paper next to every toilet. Greece and a bunch of Latin America as well. It's lovely plumbing that can't handle the TP.
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Jan 22, 2014 21:39
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dialhforhero posted:You guys were obviously using the toilet wrong. Have fun taking both your pants and underwear off completely in order to do that. Just flush the toilet as soon as you actually start pooping. No need for toilet paper dropped in beforehand, helps avoid clogs from particularly dense droppings, and gets that poo poo outta there immediately.
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Jan 22, 2014 21:40
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zoux posted:Greece and a bunch of Latin America as well. It's lovely plumbing that can't handle the TP. I stayed at a resort for two weeks in Greece in the summer. They said we shouldn't flush the paper. I flushed it anyway, because there's no loving way you can drink that much booze and save your TP in a tiny little basket in your hotel room when it's 85 American degrees outside. 
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Jan 22, 2014 21:45
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Captain Trips posted:I just found out recently that there are some places in Europe where you can't flush the toilet paper, so there's a trash can full of lovely paper next to every toilet. Please tell me where so I can avoid those countries. I found the UK plumbing to be weak in some places and that it would need several flushes, but that's just anecdotal. On a different note, there are flushable TP rolls! Just toss that poo poo in (no pun intended) and it dissolves. Magic of modern technology. OK it's not a picture, but here's a demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukrDx7JfBw Around here (DK) only one brand uses them, but if they're on sale you better believe I'm buying those.
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Captain Trips posted:I just found out recently that there are some places in Europe where you can't flush the toilet paper, so there's a trash can full of lovely paper next to every toilet. Mexico too. Visiting my parents is fun. nickhimself posted:Have fun taking both your pants and underwear off completely in order to do that. Best time to do this is while wearing just a bathrobe or something similar. It's the best.
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Jan 22, 2014 21:51
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nickhimself posted:Have fun taking both your pants and underwear off completely in order to do that. Feels good man.
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Jan 22, 2014 21:54
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Drone posted:While we're on the subject of dumb toilets, I present to you: the traditional German toilet. This seems like a really bad idea if you ever have explosive shits after a night of drinking.
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Jan 22, 2014 21:55
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Less poop talk, more funny pinnipeds.    
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Captain Trips posted:I just found out recently that there are some places in Europe where you can't flush the toilet paper, so there's a trash can full of lovely paper next to every toilet. Mexico is the same. Theres a lot of of Mexican and Mennonite immigrants where I live so the trash cans at retail places are always full of poo paper. Its also the same if you have a septic tank, toilet paper takes up a lot of room, so people with septic tanks will throw it away to avoid having their tank pumped more often.
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veedubfreak posted:This seems like a really bad idea if you ever have explosive shits after a night of drinking. I'm a sausage sharter, twisted cabbage sharter.
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Darth Freddy posted:Mexico is the same. Theres a lot of of Mexican and Mennonite immigrants where I live so the trash cans at retail places are always full of poo paper. Its also the same if you have a septic tank, toilet paper takes up a lot of room, so people with septic tanks will throw it away to avoid having their tank pumped more often. Living in a house with a septic tank, I think having to have the tank pumped once in 12 years is an acceptable trade for the luxury of flushing my tp.
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mng posted:Please tell me where so I can avoid those countries. I found the UK plumbing to be weak in some places and that it would need several flushes, but that's just anecdotal. On a different note, there are flushable TP rolls! Just toss that poo poo in (no pun intended) and it dissolves. Magic of modern technology. Whoa. Grim Fandango music outta loving nowhere.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Why is that one seal wearing a hat and jacket? I don't know, but his friend seems pretty amazed by it.
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Stoatbringer posted:I knew a Well Hitler did have a notorious and glorious scat obsession, so I'm sure somebody could make some kind of connection between his loves for poop and world conquest.
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Jamesman posted:Well Hitler did have a notorious and glorious scat obsession, so I'm sure somebody could make some kind of connection between his loves for poop and world conquest. Gives a whole new meaning to Blood and Soil.
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Philip J Fry posted:Whoa. Grim Fandango music outta loving nowhere.
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Jan 22, 2014 22:27
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Yep, I think it's from the festival in year one. Code messes up the timestamp...starts in about 15 seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-K8R1hDG9E&t=37s
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SLOSifl posted:When I was a kid, one of my friends had a bidet that shot water directly upward. That one made sense, it basically blasted your rear end with water. That loving thing could hit the ceiling too. I've seen those as well, I just can't figure out why you would want to squirt cold water up you butt.
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I heard that this is how Americans wipe: Confirm/deny?
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Shai-Hulud posted:This again. I love that you said 'this again'. I just picture a Bavarian guy reading the post, sighing, and then getting the government approved reply notebook out of the drawer and flipping through for an appropriate response. Is it really all that common a thing people bring up? And baskets full of paper in Greece and Mexico don't even compare to toilets I've seen in Africa and the Middle East. Man I've seen six foot long troughs with a single drainage hole, always make sure you're on the end because other people's bloody feces crawling past your feet is terrifying. Such sights.... Such horror.
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German poo-shelves come up literally every time there's a toilet derail on SA. Just one of those things. Once in Italy I wiped my rear end with the dust jacket from the book I was reading cause I ran out of toilet paper. It was The Pelican Brief. 
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Captain Trips posted:I really don't understand why you'd need a bidet if you're the kind of human being who knows how to wipe his rear end properly. If you got poo poo on any other part of your body, you wouldn't just wipe it off with some paper, you'd wash it. 
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Carthag posted:Once in Italy I wiped my rear end with the dust jacket from the book I was reading cause I ran out of toilet paper. It was The Pelican Brief. Last time I ran out of toilet paper, I just jumped in the shower instead of smearing poo poo all over what happened to be handy. 
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13Pandora13 posted:If you got poo poo on any other part of your body, you wouldn't just wipe it off with some paper, you'd wash it. Also, what if you have a hairy butthole?
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Gerty posted:Also, what if you have a hairy butthole? This is why I prefer to only poo poo right before I'm about to take a shower.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yeah but if you had a poop shelf and you did a poop in an interesting shape and you wanted to keep it for your collection you could grab it without getting your hand wet. Toilet water is gross. I have that sign in the shop I work, we sell products made from the undigested cellulose fibre left over in elephant dung. It's a top seller.
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Peas and Rice posted:I stayed at a resort for two weeks in Greece in the summer. They said we shouldn't flush the paper. How about a casa in a small village in Mexico with 9 guys staying in it and drinking heavily for a week? It was loving disgusting.
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syscall girl posted:I'm a sausage sharter, twisted cabbage sharter. Great, now I've got it stuck in my head.
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Gerty posted:Also, what if you have a hairy butthole? Admiral Bosch posted:This is why I prefer to only poo poo right before I'm about to take a shower. Ok, you asked for it. Dredged up from the depths of YOSPOS, here's this glowing review of Nair. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and  this. I still laughed like a maniac when I read the "review": http://i.imgur.com/4KgM1NM.jpg The cat on the windowsill in the background just nailed it for me. 
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