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Episode 88 is like going to your friend's house for dinner, and sitting awkwardly when his dad calls his mom a bitch at the table
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SaxMaverick posted:Episode 88 is like going to your friend's house for dinner, and sitting awkwardly when his dad calls his mom a bitch at the table Was that the adopted kids/rescue dogs fight?
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Jan 22, 2014 00:23
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Jonathan is a lovable doofus, but boy is he an rear end in a top hat in real life. Off the top of my head I recall him flipping a poo poo at Starbucks, in traffic at an old man, multiple times at the bank, and recently at his neighbor after she tried to confront him about his dogs making GBS threads in her yard.
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Jan 22, 2014 03:52
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Dude whatever Jonathan is awesome
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Jan 22, 2014 04:17
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That's actually something I find very funny about the show - Jonathan is in a way a dirty hippy, but also has a definite temper and not so subtly kind of hates/looks down on most people, while Seth is this uptight neurotic but I always feel that whenever he tells a story of someone being nuts or describes some new weird reality show that he does have a definite kind of affection for these people, especially the crazies. That's how I feel about it anyway, it is possible I just spend too much time thinking about UYD.
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Jan 22, 2014 04:22
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I'm doing a pub quiz night soonish, and I'm sneaking a round of "Weed, Racehorse, Mind's Eye" in there. Researching these has been awesome, I think I'm gonna get Jah-like reactions from the players...
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Jan 22, 2014 04:39
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I recently got a friend into UYD and he pointed out how Jonathan says "like" every sentence and now it's all I can hear 
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Jan 22, 2014 05:29
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Request- what episode had the story about the woman who tried to pay a hitman $100 to kill her son, daughter-in-law, grandson, and their dog or something? I want to say she was from Florida, and it might have been from a TWIF bit. And is it on Youtube?Pompous Rhombus posted:I'm doing a pub quiz night soonish, and I'm sneaking a round of "Weed, Racehorse, Mind's Eye" in there. Researching these has been awesome, I think I'm gonna get Jah-like reactions from the players... That's awesome, I love those segments because you can play along. They're tough
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Jan 22, 2014 05:31
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e: I think it's this one - http://www.nbcnews.com/id/13098260/#.Ut9NuhDTmUk e: Episode 17 - This Week In Florida 40:01 – Survey reveals FL leads nation in attacks on the homeless; grandparents order hit on own family; Villages retirement community in Orlando has widespread rampant STDs ripping through retirement home (47:42) DannyTanner fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jan 22, 2014 |
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Jan 22, 2014 05:48
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DannyTanner posted:e: I think it's this one - http://www.nbcnews.com/id/13098260/#.Ut9NuhDTmUk
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Jan 22, 2014 05:51
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The story runs from 40:52-44:00 or so.
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Jan 22, 2014 05:54
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Jonathan is a lovable doofus, but boy is he an rear end in a top hat in real life. Off the top of my head I recall him flipping a poo poo at Starbucks, in traffic at an old man, multiple times at the bank, and recently at his neighbor after she tried to confront him about his dogs making GBS threads in her yard. What are you, his stalker?
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Jan 22, 2014 11:05
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C-Euro posted:That's awesome, I love those segments because you can play along. They're tough So I did a sample for the other guy organizing, kinda want to see how easy/difficult it is. Anyone want to try their hands and tell me how many you went 3 for 3 on? Any dead giveaways? 1) Endless Sky // Magic Dust // Cairo Prince 2) Chomsky // Holy Ghost // Godfather 3) Mexicoma // Kentucky Blue // Star Nebula 4) Cat Scratch Fever // Wicked Strong // Dr. Grinspoon 5) Pure Sensation // Honeypot // God's Gift 6) Accidental Tourist // Trail Blaze // Vespertine 7) Sandstorm // Big Bazinga // Golden Truth Answers: W = Weed, H = Racehorse, M = Mind's Eye 1 WMH 2 HWM 3 HMW 4 MHW 5 HMW 6 WHM 7 WHM Pompous Rhombus fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Jan 22, 2014 |
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Jan 22, 2014 11:27
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1 M H W 2 H W M 3 W M H 4 H W M 5 M W H 6 H M W 7 H M W I see I'm just as bad as Jonathan.
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Jan 22, 2014 11:51
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Make sure you throw a couple in there where all the names have a similar theme, for example I think Seth once did a set of Gold Digger//Golden Years//Golden Boy or something.
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Jan 22, 2014 13:33
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Binowru posted:What are you, his stalker? Those are all incidents he talked about on the show. So just imagine what he does that he's too embarrassed to talk about. :o
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Jan 22, 2014 15:25
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This dude? Jonathan tells the story about cutting a hole in a honeydew melon, softening up the outer skin/rind for a soft open so it didn't grind on his prick and then loving the melon: It's awesome. Seth: Did you see this to completion? Jah: And how.Jonathan says it's even better when you put the melon in the microwave for about 15-20 seconds. GhostDog fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jan 22, 2014 |
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Jan 22, 2014 15:54
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403 on point as always: loved Seth's "We can't always be talking about new scientific studies, sometimes we just have to discuss how our fathers are both raging alcoholics". Also a rare mention of his girlfriend in this one (treat for the superfans/stalkers)
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Jan 22, 2014 17:38
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FYI: The Great Lay's Potato Chip Corporation is asking us all to do them another flavor. https://www.dousaflavor.com
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Jan 22, 2014 18:44
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Under the Panax Tree with Grandma
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Jan 22, 2014 23:19
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Sobriquet posted:FYI: The Great Lay's Potato Chip Corporation is asking us all to do them another flavor. Hope that it's not this (bought it last night at a Japanese 7-11, tastes as awful as you'd expect):  (Mountain Dew flavored corn snack)
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Jan 23, 2014 00:08
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When Jonathan lost it at Larry the cable guy's Brown Recluse joke, I knew the episode was going to be on point
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Jan 23, 2014 02:26
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Sax or whoever, can one of y'all YouTube the good news/bad news segment from 402? It's near the end and everyone I've played it for has laughed their rear end off at it and it would be a great clip to show off, I think.
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Jonathan is a lovable doofus, but boy is he an rear end in a top hat in real life. Off the top of my head I recall him flipping a poo poo at Starbucks, in traffic at an old man, multiple times at the bank, and recently at his neighbor after she tried to confront him about his dogs making GBS threads in her yard. There's also stuff like Seth causing a scene, threatening to fight people, and being thrown out of a Starbucks because there was another guy standing at the counter ordering he assumed had cut in line.
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oatgan posted:There's also stuff like Seth causing a scene, threatening to fight people, and being thrown out of a Starbucks because there was another guy standing at the counter ordering he assumed had cut in line. Seth also has years of being a junkie rear end in a top hat who didn't care about anyone else to make up for
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Jan 23, 2014 16:44
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How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink.
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Jan 23, 2014 17:20
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He threatened to egg pizza joints that created new (read: not new) styles of pizza. Teenage pop stars get arrested for that poo poo now. Edit: just realized: Egging poo poo, drug addiction. One day the Biebs will have his own dancecast. peter banana fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jan 23, 2014 |
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Jan 23, 2014 17:56
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HipGnosis posted:He threatened to egg pizza joints that created new (read: not new) styles of pizza. Teenage pop stars get arrested for that poo poo now.
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Jan 23, 2014 18:37
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Ask Amy is pretty easily the longest-running consistent feature of the show by now, right? It does bring the goods every single week, both the questions in 403 were absolutely mental problems to have.
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Jan 24, 2014 00:09
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The first Ask Amy letter this week was one of those mundane ones that just leaves me thinking "Did you really need to solicit someone else's advice on this?" The second one had me head in hands thinking "Are you loving kidding me." It has to be fake, simply because I think anybody who is getting paid to get laid knows exactly what kind of situation they have gotten themselves into.
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Jan 24, 2014 00:36
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I think 402 wins it with "my son decided to become gay to get back at me for forgetting his birthday three years in a row and I'm afraid my church group will mock me... help?" 
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GraPar posted:Ask Amy is pretty easily the longest-running consistent feature of the show by now, right? It does bring the goods every single week, both the questions in 403 were absolutely mental problems to have. I feel like USA Today Snapshots may be older, but who knows. Ask Amy is golden.
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Biodome posted:Sax or whoever, can one of y'all YouTube the good news/bad news segment from 402? It's near the end and everyone I've played it for has laughed their rear end off at it and it would be a great clip to show off, I think. Here you go buddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOhfDYkzmQ I'm set up to process videos again so if any other pals think they have some gold moment they want archived for easy sharing hit me up!! RustyTrombone fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jan 24, 2014 |
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Jan 24, 2014 02:19
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RustyTrombone posted:Here you go buddy: Awesome. Going from bored grad student to Depressed Dad with job has left me without a ton of time to put up clips. Speaking of, which ep is the depressed dads story. Cap, you should know
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Jan 24, 2014 03:24
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Oh and the new gay dad story. Probably a top five moment, easily "I'm gay, but DON'T TELL YOUR loving MOTHER". Help me out?
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Jan 24, 2014 03:33
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Vibe crusher dads is from 319 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr_A9QH6ilA I forgot how much I loved this story.
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Jan 24, 2014 03:47
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RustyTrombone posted:Here you go buddy: Thanks dude!
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Helvete posted:I think 402 wins it with "my son decided to become gay to get back at me for forgetting his birthday three years in a row and I'm afraid my church group will mock me... help?" That was probably my favorite ask jahjah of all time. Or neck and neck with the lady embarrassed about the home movie where she got kidnapped and Jah, myself, and probably everybody else thinking it was going to veer into penthouse forum territory. Lil Jon Galt fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jan 24, 2014 |
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Jan 24, 2014 04:21
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Lil Jon Galt posted:That was probably my favorite ask jahjah of all time I swear that one is a repeat that I've heard on an old episode
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RustyTrombone posted:Here you go buddy: If it hasn't been done yet, could you do that bit with all the mobsters that got busted (Fat Dennis, etc.)? No idea what ep.
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