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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Hellboy sampler coming out on March 22 for Hellboy Day

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
Ok, I had to go back and grab the aforementioned daschund scene from Harley Quinn #1. A little backstory: One of Harley's former patients passed away and in their will they left her a building in Coney Island. So just after surviving a little present from Mr. J, she packs ALL her stuff on a motorbike and splits Gotham for New York. And then she sees a daschund being dragged by it's owner.





Lookit dat fukkin dog! :haw: But what happened to the owner?



He's a pelvis wearing a belt now. Oh yeah, and as intimated by the previous panel from #2, she has a stuffed beaver that talks to her.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
The last of my Astonishing X-Men panels. The Big Bad Casandra Nova has devolved Beast into an animal and turned Wolverine into a scared child.






After Beast eats a deer and Wolverine goes around screaming at everything, things turn around.





Astonishing X-Men 13-18

(That last panel came out harder to read than I expected. Sorry.)

Uthor fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jan 24, 2014

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
When Joss Whedon is on, he writes really clever and witty stuff.

I know he gets a lot of flak, but still, good stuff.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Uthor posted:

After Beast eats a deer and Wolverine goes around screaming at everything, things turn around.



If you did not hear the Popeye music start playing in your head when this happened, there is something seriously wrong with you.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

404GoonNotFound posted:

If you did not hear the Popeye music start playing in your head when this happened, there is something seriously wrong with you.

He's best at what he does
When he's got a nice buzz
He's Logan the X-man.

TOOT TOOT SNIKT SNIKT

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Whedon can do one thing and that is write Buffy characters, which is exactly what Astonishing was. A season of Buffy.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Harley Quinn #2 is presented sans context.


Is it just me or did the artist trace Sandra Bullock for that panel?

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)

Who's the girl? Blindfold?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
There are actually two other pages from Harley #2 worth posting:



(context: corpse of a hitman trying to collect on a contract on Harley...or it's the guy who owned the Dachshund, I can't remember)

And the one that finally puts to rest the Ivy ~hearts~ Harley debate:



Action Tortoise posted:

I'm not getting Ivy's outfit. Is she wearing a black unitard and covering it with leaves? Is there a reason why only one boob is leafy or is that a trick of the lighting?

If you check out the above panel, you'll see it's a unitard.

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Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.

Is, uh, Ivy responding to the dead beaver?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Superstring posted:

Is, uh, Ivy responding to the dead beaver?

I *assume* so, but in this panel...



(context: *this* guy was a hired killer)

You know what? Comic book. I'm just willing to assume the drat thing is like Stewie Griffin, and whether or not people other than the dog can understand him is up to everyone's interpretation.

Source: Harley Quinn #2 again.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Either that, or sometimes Harley is a ventriloquist. Just... talkin' to herself, through a beaver.

Either seems equally plausible.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Superstring posted:

Is, uh, Ivy responding to the dead beaver?

Nice beaver.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

bobkatt013 posted:

Nice beaver.

She just had it stuffed.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
That writer is just pleased as loving punch with his Beaver innuendo.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

BIG HEADLINE posted:

If you check out the above panel, you'll see it's a unitard.
I do not care for Ivy looking simply like she's just got a few random tattoos slapped on. Ivy should be...all planty and poo poo! :<

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

redbackground posted:

I do not care for Ivy looking simply like she's just got a few random tattoos slapped on. Ivy should be...all planty and poo poo! :<

She should be a female Swamp Thing, IMO

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Improbable Lobster posted:

She should be a female Swamp Thing, IMO
Pretty much. Ivy should be one of the "freaks", like Clayface.

(I don't mean she should actually *be* Swamp Thing, but still a far cry from this weak-rear end character design. She is literally just a pretty lady. :effort: )

redbackground fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jan 24, 2014

Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking
that would be dope but nerds don't shell out for swamp thing cheesecake.
besides, swamp thing ended up just being genderless anyway right?

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

You know how some plants grow flowers that imitate bees/wasps/etc to help with pollination? Ivy should basically be that. As in, the actual Ivy is some crazy mutant plant creature like swamp thing (or even less human). But it needs to interact with people to get poo poo done, and it knows that people don't like giant squashy plant things. So it 'flowers' to produce decoy bodies when it needs them to handle people, then get discarded to whither and rot.

All those times Ivy was at the center of a cluster of vines/branches and you thought she as controlling them? That was actually the real Ivy dangling her puppet.

Of course for this to be meaningful you would need to have a certain amount of body-horror revolving around the puppets, which how shallow their facade is or the weirdness involved with their discard/decay.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Ashcans posted:

All those times Ivy was at the center of a cluster of vines/branches and you thought she as controlling them? That was actually the real Ivy dangling her puppet.
Goddammit, that's a loving great idea.

Ashcans posted:

Of course for this to be meaningful you would need to have a certain amount of body-horror revolving around the puppets
And get Junji Ito on this, stat.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jan 24, 2014

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

That writer is just pleased as loving punch with his Beaver innuendo.

It's Amanda Connor.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Look at all these guys talking about a female swamp thing like they don't know about Black Orchid...

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Ashcans posted:

You know how some plants grow flowers that imitate bees/wasps/etc to help with pollination? Ivy should basically be that. As in, the actual Ivy is some crazy mutant plant creature like swamp thing (or even less human). But it needs to interact with people to get poo poo done, and it knows that people don't like giant squashy plant things. So it 'flowers' to produce decoy bodies when it needs them to handle people, then get discarded to whither and rot.

All those times Ivy was at the center of a cluster of vines/branches and you thought she as controlling them? That was actually the real Ivy dangling her puppet.

Of course for this to be meaningful you would need to have a certain amount of body-horror revolving around the puppets, which how shallow their facade is or the weirdness involved with their discard/decay.

You're actually not far off from something that they already did. I remember reading a story where "Ivy" seeks out Swamp Thing because she's "dying," and she does, only to have another "Ivy" appear and tell Swamp Thing that she'd been looking for that 'copy' everywhere.

You're also not tremendously far off the story for "Harvest," which was a giant conglomeration of souls Ivy had killed via her plants. It was an *extremely* dark Paul Dini story where Ivy confesses to putting people (men and women) into these giant pitcher plants that digested them in a fashion that they didn't even know it was happening until it was too late. There was no rationale for her doing this, other than calling it a "guilty pleasure." She even went so far as to say that she'd even killed people who merely "returned her smile."

I've been trying to get my hands on Dini's "Batman: Detective" softcover TPB for a while (at a realistic price) because there's also an exceptionally dark Joker story in it where he kidnaps Robin in a minivan that still has the dead family inside and more or less gives him the Gordon Fun House treatment.

As for Harvest, seriously, gaze upon this and be hosed up:



Source: Detective Comics #823

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Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Mister Roboto posted:

When Joss Whedon is on, he writes really clever and witty stuff.

I know he gets a lot of flak, but still, good stuff.

I went and read these after those panels were posted, and it's pretty funny. I like the fact that he referenced that Logan was in fact a spoiled little sick kid growing up and wrote him like that. "I met an oriental!" was a great line.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

I've been trying to get my hands on Dini's "Batman: Detective" softcover TPB for a while (at a realistic price) because there's also an exceptionally dark Joker story in it where he kidnaps Robin in a minivan that still has the dead family inside and more or less gives him the Gordon Fun House treatment.


Is that set during Christmas? I might have the issue in my closet somewhere. I'll have to check its condition when I get home.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

BIG HEADLINE posted:

I *assume* so, but in this panel...



(context: *this* guy was a hired killer)

You know what? Comic book. I'm just willing to assume the drat thing is like Stewie Griffin, and whether or not people other than the dog can understand him is up to everyone's interpretation.

Source: Harley Quinn #2 again.

I only just realized that the artist just used the copy/paste function on Ivy and the daschund from the first panel on the page.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Action Tortoise posted:

Is that set during Christmas? I might have the issue in my closet somewhere. I'll have to check its condition when I get home.

Yeah you're thinking of the right story. It's called Slayride from Detective #826. In which a Marx Brothers quote stops vehicular manslaughter.



(from obviously Detective Comics #826)

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001

Holy poo poo at that Joker grimace. That's horrifying and fantastic.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Strontosaurus posted:

Holy poo poo at that Joker grimace. That's horrifying and fantastic.

Yeah, that's one of the first one's I've seen that really captures the whole Conrad Veidt-"The Man Who Laughs" vibe.

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

BIG HEADLINE posted:



Source: Harley Quinn #2 again.

I'm getting the sneaking feeling they're trying to lure Frank Cho over for this book.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Action Tortoise posted:

Is that set during Christmas? I might have the issue in my closet somewhere. I'll have to check its condition when I get home.

I think it is - but don't bother. I just ordered a copy of the TPB used from Amazon - evidently a few libraries were selling B-stock for funds and I picked it up for ~22 bucks shipped.

Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

I'm getting the sneaking feeling they're trying to lure Frank Cho over for this book.

I love Cho's drawing, but I don't think I'd like a Cho'ed Harley and Ivy. He'd give them both the "Brandy" treatment and you'd barely be able to see their heads.

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Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
I like the idea of mismatched eye shadow but is Harley's skin naturally white or did she undergo the same Joker chemical accident? I just can't see someone coating 80% of their body in white powder.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Action Tortoise posted:

I like the idea of mismatched eye shadow but is Harley's skin naturally white or did she undergo the same Joker chemical accident? I just can't see someone coating 80% of their body in white powder.

"Accident" insofar as New 52 Joker pushed her in, but yes, it's been chemically bleached like the Joker's.

KayTee
May 5, 2012

Whachoodoin?

Cismans Burden posted:

I went and read these after those panels were posted, and it's pretty funny. I like the fact that he referenced that Logan was in fact a spoiled little sick kid growing up and wrote him like that. "I met an oriental!" was a great line.

" I'm the best at what i do. And what I do... is so very pretty!"

Seriously, try and watch the animated comic. The voice actor gets it spot on!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Fuego Fish posted:

"Accident" insofar as New 52 Joker pushed her in, but yes, it's been chemically bleached like the Joker's.

Also chemically removes underarm hair. Joker should just patent the stuff and market it.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Fuego Fish posted:

"Accident" insofar as New 52 Joker pushed her in, but yes, it's been chemically bleached like the Joker's.

And instead of green, it made her hair do the two-tone thing...somehow.

To be honest, I really don't mind Harley's revised origin for the most part, but the hair thing does kinda bug me.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

SynthOrange posted:

Also chemically removes underarm hair. Joker should just patent the stuff and market it.


(Smilex is a much pornier GIS than I thought it'd be, incidentally. What the gently caress, Internet. What the gently caress.)

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

CapnAndy posted:



(Smilex is a much pornier GIS than I thought it'd be, incidentally. What the gently caress, Internet. What the gently caress.)

Yyyeeah, I wasn't expecting that.

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