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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Celery Face posted:

I found a good video of someone missing their cruise. You won't see it at first, but when you do, it's great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X2qkWHqNd8

Wait, what exactly happened?

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Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Wait, what exactly happened?

You see a couple of people sprinting onto the pier and the people on board are laughing about them missing the boat? It seems rather straightforward to me.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Oh, that makes more sense, for some reason I thought they were a part of the line of waving people.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Wait, what exactly happened?
Someone sprints onto the pier and a couple of the workers grab her. You can vaguely make her out having a tantrum in their arms.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

BigHustle posted:

Have you guys seen social media raving about the comments page from the sugar-free gummi bears that give you the shits?

L.A. Beast did, and delivered this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

Ha ha, holy poo poo. The LA Beast is by far my favorite guy on youtube. I laugh my rear end off every time

e: for content here he is choking and passing out trying to eat mentos and drink diet coke at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJI2Z9p1msg

Good Citizen has a new favorite as of 05:00 on Jan 26, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

BigHustle posted:

Have you guys seen social media raving about the comments page from the sugar-free gummi bears that give you the shits?

L.A. Beast did, and delivered this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

Oh god there is no toiler paper

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
I'm impressed by his bathroom camera angles. It looks like he set up two different stands in advance for a vomit cam and a tasteful making GBS threads cam. That took some foresight. And on top of that, he mounted the camera like a champ while gummies were trying to come out one end then the other. Bravo, LA Beast.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Every time someone posts one of his videos I end up watching like 10 of them. He has a bunch so that actually possible.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Good Citizen posted:

Ha ha, holy poo poo. The LA Beast is by far my favorite guy on youtube. I laugh my rear end off every time

e: for content here he is choking and passing out trying to eat mentos and drink diet coke at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJI2Z9p1msg

I'm gonna guess this is fake, I've seen people chocking in real life with food(they didn't die) and...uhm...yeah,I'm sure there's a lack of panic there.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
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College Slice

Desperado Bones posted:

I'm gonna guess this is fake, I've seen people chocking in real life with food(they didn't die) and...uhm...yeah,I'm sure there's a lack of panic there.

This is the same guy that ate two cacti, so he may not panic as easily as a normal person might.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Yeah, if you haven't watched LA Beast videos before, he's...he's done dumb things.

Angry Guacamole
Dec 2, 2007

Oh God run away

Dienes posted:

This is the same guy that ate two cacti, so he may not panic as easily as a normal person might.

Yeah, at this point I'm pretty sure his panic-related instincts have realized they're in the same position as Cassandra and have just given up entirely.

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

Purgatory Glory posted:

Lol, this is required watching for flakey people that think the ship would NEVER leave without them.
This is one of the reasons I'm not sure I'd want to go on a cruise. I'd spend the whole time during excursions wondering if I will make it back in time.

Book your excursions through the cruise one. It's more expensive, but they will wait for you if you are delayed.

Every cruise, every drat cruise, we all have to wait for some sunburned, bedraggled, (usually) rotund oaf, loaded with bags of crappy trinkets from the rip-off shops, who doesn't understand that "be on the ship at 3:30" means BE ON THE drat SHIP AT 3:30.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such
LA Beast exposes the darkest part of my soul. I love his videos but I'm also conscious of the fact he's destroying himself and he wouldn't be (maybe) if people like me didn't think it was funny. Unlike with the videos of people making mistakes and having bad luck, I feel complicit in his horrible acts. And yet I keep watching...

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Croisquessein posted:

LA Beast exposes the darkest part of my soul. I love his videos but I'm also conscious of the fact he's destroying himself and he wouldn't be (maybe) if people like me didn't think it was funny. Unlike with the videos of people making mistakes and having bad luck, I feel complicit in his horrible acts. And yet I keep watching...

Wholeheartedly agree.

It's like Schadenfreude of our entire species.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
As far as I'm concerned LA Beast is providing a public service. How else would we know the effects of a man drinking an entire can of olive oil?

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

As far as I'm concerned LA Beast is providing a public service. How else would we know the effects of a man drinking an entire can of olive oil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo

Jesus wept

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

BigHustle posted:

L.A. Beast did, and delivered this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

There's a lot about this guy that usually rubs me the wrong way, starting with his extreme brocosity. However, his good-natured willingness to be the butt of the joke has really won me over. I'm not convinced this a viable long-term career for the man, though.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Centripetal Horse posted:

There's a lot about this guy that usually rubs me the wrong way, starting with his extreme brocosity. However, his good-natured willingness to be the butt of the joke has really won me over. I'm not convinced this a viable long-term career for the man, though.

Yes but at the same time, I'm sure he'll be at it for the rest of his life.

fleshy echidna
Apr 11, 2010
Well all we can do is hope that he doesn't slip into madness like a certain other.............person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaEJ9WXlCuE

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUgLN6vDnA

Boy streaming a video game gets yelled at by his mom to go to bed, no one else seems to notice.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

fleshy echidna posted:

Well all we can do is hope that he doesn't slip into madness like a certain other.............person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaEJ9WXlCuE

Unlike Shoenice all the stuff he does is real though.

EDIT: Which means he'll probably kill himself some day.

RatHat has a new favorite as of 09:01 on Jan 26, 2014

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Angry Guacamole posted:

Yeah, at this point I'm pretty sure his panic-related instincts have realized they're in the same position as Cassandra and have just given up entirely.

In that case I retire what I said because then he already knows he will choke to death one day.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




He just drops dead.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Softface posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUgLN6vDnA

Boy streaming a video game gets yelled at by his mom to go to bed, no one else seems to notice.

This is great, it's kind of sad that half of the people in the comments are siding with the guy though

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Help Im Alive posted:

This is great, it's kind of sad that half of the people in the comments are siding with the guy though



Neckbeards circling the wagons against the matriarchy.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Help Im Alive posted:

This is great, it's kind of sad that half of the people in the comments are siding with the guy though



His mother sounds like an idiot, not too sure what she expected when she started screaming like a loving 5 year old herself.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Eh, he sounds like he's one of those "I'm too smart for school, teachers insult my intelligence :smug:" *does no work, gets Cs* people, so as immature as her screaming may be, the schadenfreude is still there.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



From a superficial reading of the situation they probably both deserve what they have. Really if you care that much you don't yell at the kid, you just unplug the box.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Centripetal Horse posted:

There's a lot about this guy that usually rubs me the wrong way, starting with his extreme brocosity. However, his good-natured willingness to be the butt of the joke has really won me over. I'm not convinced this a viable long-term career for the man, though.

LA Beast is not a guy I would want as a friend (and he would probably say the same about me) but as a source of YoouTube videos he is great. I will mourn his inevitable early death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyhG_DvWpk4

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
I can't look away it's like a train full of puppies and kittens derailing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lxs6eBg7qE

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

LA Beast is not a guy I would want as a friend (and he would probably say the same about me) but as a source of YoouTube videos he is great. I will mourn his inevitable early death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyhG_DvWpk4

He didn't spill his beer. :patriot:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Help Im Alive posted:

This is great, it's kind of sad that half of the people in the comments are siding with the guy though



Am I wrong or is did he actually upload this himself? Looking over the youtube channel it looks like it's his (Adam Rexy). That's probably why he gets so much support. It's all his fans and friends siding with him.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Am I wrong or is did he actually upload this himself? Looking over the youtube channel it looks like it's his (Adam Rexy). That's probably why he gets so much support. It's all his fans and friends siding with him.

"Maybe with this sycophantic supporting post, Adam Rexy will acknowledge me as a loyal fan!"

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

LA Beast is not a guy I would want as a friend (and he would probably say the same about me) but as a source of YouTube videos he is great. I will mourn his inevitable early death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyhG_DvWpk4

I work for an ophthalmologists' office, and let me tell you this is a really, really good way to blind yourself. I know a guy who was standing next to a pool and got hit in the face with a firework just like L.A. Beast there--he jumped in the pool to put out the fire but sustained enough damage to his eyelid and cornea that he had to have multiple reconstructive surgeries and corneal transplants and was still coming to see the doctor at least once a week a year after the injury. It's one thing to eat a gallon of mayo but don't gently caress around with fireworks.

MissileWaster
Jul 2, 2007

Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

Elohssa Gib posted:

I can't look away it's like a train full of puppies and kittens derailing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lxs6eBg7qE

There's a Q&A video he did where he repeatedly says this is the worst food challenge he did, although I think that was before the cacti and gummi bears.

Apparently he's an actual competitive eater like Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Am I the only person who doesn't give a gently caress about some internet celebrity eating nails or some poo poo? He's not an idiot, he just found the most effortless way to make money, while getting all that sweet sweet attention. I just don't understand the fascination :shrug:

Gringo Heisenberg
May 30, 2009




:dukedog:

MissileWaster posted:

There's a Q&A video he did where he repeatedly says this is the worst food challenge he did, although I think that was before the cacti and gummi bears.

Apparently he's an actual competitive eater like Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut.

There's one where he chugs a gallon of olive oil. 24,000 Calories. 2,000 something grams of fat I think. I can't even stand a loving table spoon of it and he chugged a gallon.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Gringo Heisenberg posted:

There's one where he chugs a gallon of olive oil. 24,000 Calories. 2,000 something grams of fat I think. I can't even stand a loving table spoon of it and he chugged a gallon.

it's posted on this very page...

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Nitrox posted:

Am I the only person who doesn't give a gently caress about some internet celebrity eating nails or some poo poo? He's not an idiot, he just found the most effortless way to make money, while getting all that sweet sweet attention. I just don't understand the fascination :shrug:



Palpek posted:



He just drops dead.



Thank god for teenagers.

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