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Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Should have been Johnny Five-Aces

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cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
I'd play a Johnny guitar, that would own

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


White Dog Eggs posted:

Should have been Johnny Five-Aces

How much for a Johnny Five-Aces custom guitar?

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

AchtungBaby posted:

How much for a Johnny Five-Aces custom guitar?

Yeesssss, do it DO IT EAT THE WHITE DOG EGGS RICCOLA

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

AchtungBaby posted:

How much for a Johnny Five-Aces custom guitar?

Armani posted:

Yeesssss, do it DO IT EAT THE WHITE DOG EGGS RICCOLA

make the pickups his moose knuckle

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

Armani posted:

Yeesssss, do it DO IT EAT THE WHITE DOG EGGS RICCOLA

word do it man. WDE has been great to work with

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Valtaherra posted:

just found this abortion on ebay while browsing guitars



a hallmark swept wing

even the name is ugly

http://www.hallmarkguitars.com/guitars/swept-vintage.htm

It's like they took the design inspiration from a meth head's one remaining tooth.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

you are the very internet nerds that you make fun of

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Thumposaurus posted:

http://www.hallmarkguitars.com/guitars/wing-bat.htm

They have a guitar that looks like the loving batmobile they aren't exactly the most tasteful builders out there.

Endorsed by the guy who designed the Supervan. Holy poo poo.

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

Thumposaurus posted:

http://www.hallmarkguitars.com/guitars/wing-bat.htm

They have a guitar that looks like the loving batmobile they aren't exactly the most tasteful builders out there.

Want.

Allen Wren posted:

Endorsed by the guy who designed the Supervan. Holy poo poo.

Want.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

AchtungBaby posted:

How much for a Johnny Five-Aces custom guitar?

Haha, errrm depends. I'd have to get someone else to do the painting. Pop me an email and we can work something out wfwild at hotmail.co.uk

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Declan MacManus posted:

you are the very internet nerds that you make fun of

Nice duncans nerd * shoves you in locker*

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Declan MacManus posted:

you are the very internet nerds that you make fun of

...said the nerd on the internet.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Oh poo poo, I didn't watch enough of Supervan to get to the Supervan, I had to stop watching when he lost the not-Super-van and in terrible accident with the auto crusher. Thanks for posting the trailer, now I know I can watch the rest of Supervan and see the Supervan in action.

WARNING ^^ Supervan spoiler.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Remulak posted:

Oh poo poo, I didn't watch enough of Supervan to get to the Supervan, I had to stop watching when he lost the not-Super-van and in terrible accident with the auto crusher. Thanks for posting the trailer, now I know I can watch the rest of Supervan and see the Supervan in action.

WARNING ^^ Supervan spoiler.

For real, Supervan is front-to-back amazing. Just when you think you've hit peak ridiculous, the movie pulls something else incredible out of its rear end.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Allen Wren posted:

Endorsed by the guy who designed the Supervan. Holy poo poo.

I think I need to watch this film.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
from my personal collection, because i finally got it playable again



TONE

e: vvv oh yes give it here, i will make all the sounds

Dewgy fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 28, 2014

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Ugly electric sitar ITT

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams
That thing owns. I find the crackle finish super butt ugly which is the point but it looks pretty awesome even with it. I want to take that all-white Flying V scheme from a page back and apply it to that thing.

When I went to NAMM a million years ago I saw a Vicellotar (Violin Cello Guitar) in person and I've wanted one since then even though I can't play for poo poo.

But seeing it combined with a dude in his spiderweb boxers, now I NEED one though the one i saw at NAMM actually looked more like a violin you basically fit over your thigh and wasn't a skinny thing like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUr-gIm2mo

I want this, too. Music begins at 6:00: http://youtu.be/N9H4K3AFpDY

I guess I wanna be like Jimmy Page but who doesn't

Armani fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Jan 28, 2014

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY


Only 5500 bucks.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Armani posted:

That thing owns. I find the crackle finish super butt ugly which is the point but it looks pretty awesome even with it. I want to take that all-white Flying V scheme from a page back and apply it to that thing.

When I went to NAMM a million years ago I saw a Vicellotar (Violin Cello Guitar) in person and I've wanted one since then even though I can't play for poo poo.

But seeing it combined with a dude in his spiderweb boxers, now I NEED one though the one i saw at NAMM actually looked more like a violin you basically fit over your thigh and wasn't a skinny thing like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUr-gIm2mo

I want this, too. Music begins at 6:00: http://youtu.be/N9H4K3AFpDY

I guess I wanna be like Jimmy Page but who doesn't

People who aren't pedophile rapists.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Irradiation posted:

People who aren't pedophile rapists.
Motherfucker, either forgot that or didn't know it.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


I was wondering when Wishbass would show up. He's a carnival of delights.

And now, to break your brains: a gorgeous photograph of a hideous instrument.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Looks like somebody got some sense a bit late:

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
I'd buy that for a dollar!

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

Dewgy posted:

to be honest it probably does affect qualities of the tone like sustain or how much the strings resonate off each other but the shame of it is you can slap a huge pricetag on something and suddenly "it affects the tone in a nigh imperceptible way to human ears" becomes "it sounds better like this and you know nothing"

tons of marketing helps get people thinking that way. for acoustic, this has been my fav for a few years:



Martin DXK2AE - made of repressed wood scraps but sounds like an expensive rear end guitar. i take it down to the local bar sometimes where i know some musicians and people always assume it cost way more than it should. play what you like the sound of

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

strangemusic posted:

I was wondering when Wishbass would show up. He's a carnival of delights.

And now, to break your brains: a gorgeous photograph of a hideous instrument.



x-post from the prostate massager trhead

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

Remulak posted:

Looks like somebody got some sense a bit late:


Is that the RG550 reissue because I actually liked those :negative:

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

strangemusic posted:

I was wondering when Wishbass would show up. He's a carnival of delights.

And now, to break your brains: a gorgeous photograph of a hideous instrument.



looks fine to me, needs a little something though



perfect

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Dewgy posted:

looks fine to me, needs a little something though



perfect

You have turned this into something that I unironically need in my life. :getin:

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
yeah honestly if i find myself buying a fretless bass (on top of the three i already own) i'm gonna get a green one and put googly eyes on it now, it really does look pretty good as a frogbass

Manky
Mar 20, 2007


Fun Shoe
This stunning beaut could be yours if it's relisted...



Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

My fuckin mind just got blown, jack. I'm trying to imagine the commissioning of this piece "ok so 3 dogs dressed as pirates in my yard, which I never mow, one of the dogs has a prosthetic limb. Oh and on the back I want their assholes"

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Manky posted:

This stunning beaut could be yours if it's relisted...





Someone is making loads of these, similar ones have been in the thread before.

I'm a little bit scared.

Also, Going to start on THE ULTIMATE GUITAR EVER IN THE WORLD in a few days. God help me.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Manky posted:

This stunning beaut could be yours if it's relisted...





Would

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

Harry in Rio posted:

My fuckin mind just got blown, jack. I'm trying to imagine the commissioning of this piece "ok so 3 dogs dressed as pirates in my yard, which I never mow, one of the dogs has a prosthetic limb. Oh and on the back I want their assholes"

don't post my emails tia

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Harry in Rio posted:

My fuckin mind just got blown, jack. I'm trying to imagine the commissioning of this piece "ok so 3 dogs dressed as pirates in my yard, which I never mow, one of the dogs has a prosthetic limb. Oh and on the back I want their assholes"

Wait, the one dog has 2 prosthetic limbs.
One in the front one in the rear.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Dewgy posted:

from my personal collection, because i finally got it playable again



TONE

e: vvv oh yes give it here, i will make all the sounds

Why the gently caress are electric violins so expensive. I've always wanted one to play around with but holy poo poo I am not paying that much for one.

e: Also I don't think that's too ugly except the bridge looks like it was never shaped and there's no good way to mount a shoulder rest.

e2: What the hell Amazon has a bunch for under $200. For some reason I was under the impression they were like $800 at minimum. I might think about picking one up...

Renegret fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Jan 29, 2014

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Renegret posted:

Why the gently caress are electric violins so expensive. I've always wanted one to play around with but holy poo poo I am not paying that much for one.

e: Also I don't think that's too ugly except the bridge looks like it was never shaped.

e2: What the hell Amazon has a bunch for under $200. For some reason I was under the impression they were like $800 at minimum. I might think about picking one up...

Electric Violins are seen a joke by almost everyone :shrug:, it's a pity really.

I actually made one when I was starting out and no one would even look at it, gave it away to a school after a few years and the music teacher told me that no one touches it unless there aren't enough 'proper' instruments (his words) to go around. Blah.

Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jan 29, 2014

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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Thumposaurus posted:

Wait, the one dog has 2 prosthetic limbs.
One in the front one in the rear.

hit by a car.... sad really......

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