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Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Captain Foxy, what’d you do, get a haircut or something?

Oh, I know what it is. You’re the biggest man in the world now, and you’re covered in gold.

All hail King Foxy.

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament. :unsmith:

Yeah, except we also drove around the country in an old van, solving mysteries.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Yeah, except we also drove around the country in an old van, solving mysteries.

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter!

Oh, yeah, and MacGyver is gay!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Yeah, except we also drove around the country in an old van, solving mysteries.

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

Yeah, except we also drove around the country in an old van, solving mysteries.

Gentlemen, say hello to the Second-Base-Mobile.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Gentlemen, say hello to the Second-Base-Mobile.

WICKED

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

His giffing is hypnotic.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Whoa. I don't need drugs to enjoy this... just to enhance it.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Sounds like GBS has a discipline problem. Must be why we beat them at Simpsons quoting nearly 50% of the time.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Sounds like GBS has a discipline problem. Must be why we beat them at Simpsons quoting nearly 50% of the time.

But I was using my whole quote. :(

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

27!

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Hit me.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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"Rules for Draw and Stud Poker?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"Rules for Draw and Stud Poker?"

Who is Stu Poker?

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

They're dogs . . . and they're playing POKER!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

They're dogs . . . and they're playing POKER!

Fangoria will pay me $25 for this shot!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Fangoria will pay me $25 for this shot!

You've stolen my soul!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

You've stolen my soul!

You robbed the school of Tito!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

You robbed the school of Tito!

Why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo? :bandwagon:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo? :bandwagon:

I shall send you to heaven :angel: before I send you to hell. :devil:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

You've stolen my soul!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

He's back, in Pog form.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

This circle is you.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Who is Stu Poker?

Uh... look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh... look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals! ...except the weasel.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

This circle is you.

It's like you've known me my whole life!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

This circle is you.

Okay, here's the plan. This model car represents my car, and this olive is you.

Hey, hey! Aw, that's great. Now the car's gonna have to represent you, and, uh this little toy man will represent the car.

All right, forget it, forget it.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

Fangoria will pay me $25 for this shot!


drat you, paparazzo! :argh:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

drat you, paparazzo! :argh:

What a scoop! :haw:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

I shall send you to heaven :angel: before I send you to hell. :devil:

Is there a doggie hell? :ohdear:

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Are there pirates in hell?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Tokelau All Star posted:

Are there pirates in hell?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~


Aye, that's Handsome Pete. He dances fer nickles!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh... look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

Not a problem. Better luck next time.




Well, what a polite young goon. :)

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Sanguinia posted:

Aye, that's Handsome Pete. He dances fer nickles!

Thrust! Parry! Stab, stab, stab!

Haha. He ain't pretty no more.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

My these seas certainly are heaving

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

My these seas certainly are heaving

Perhaps an old sea yarn might pass the time.

Too bad I don't know any.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

My these seas certainly are heaving

Chesty LaRue?

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Perhaps an old sea yarn might pass the time.

Too bad I don't know any.

My story's better. It has tigers!

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