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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Chrpno posted:

What is untap/upkeep/draw?

And who is Liliana? :shrug:

They're Magic: The Gathering references. Jace and Liliana are characters in the game's lore. Jace is the standard representative of blue mana so he's exactly the kind of smug "reason over emotion" manipulative rear end in a top hat you would expect a PUA to idolize. Liliana is the poster girl for black mana - I don't know if he's going for "all women are inherently selfish and evil" or if he just likes her fashion sense. As for untap/upkeep/draw, it's the sequence of steps you go through at the beginning of every turn, so it's just a really stupid way of saying "easy as 1-2-3."

(yes, trap sprung, whatever)

I'm not sure if this guy is being absurdly dorky as a way to lure in the neckbeard crowd, or if he's genuinely that big of a nerd that he thinks he's being cool.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

He's probably willingly grabbing for low-hanging fruit. That's really clever in a very sad way.

Gisnep
Mar 29, 2010

FrozenVent posted:

Wasn't zug.com the site that set up this painstakingly complex prank at the Super Bowl, somehow managed to get past security and pull it off... Only for absolutely no one on heart to notice?
Yep. If the article is to be believed, he spent $40,000 on that prank.

http://web.archive.org/web/20120707024840/http://www.zug.com/pranks/super/index01.html
http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2007/03/was_the_super_b/

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




NotAnArtist posted:

He's probably willingly grabbing for low-hanging fruit. That's really clever in a very sad way.

You've pretty much nailed the essence of PUAs right on the head. A lot of it is just using the same conversation routines until you find a gal/guy who has a low self-esteem, or is otherwise vulnerable, and pressuring them into starting a relationship, doing a one-night stand, et al.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

what an incredibly lovely writing style
"The other discovery was that most of the low-level security personnel were poorly-paid minority workers. This is not a racist statement, it is the truth: the whiter you are, the higher your security level. My team would look like a big fat loaf of Wonder Bread. "

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Alien Arcana posted:

I'm not sure if this guy is being absurdly dorky as a way to lure in the neckbeard crowd, or if he's genuinely that big of a nerd that he thinks he's being cool.

There's no way he wrote this without being a huge Magic player and being completely serious about it. For every PUA there is first and foremost a dorky nerd who knows nothing about social interaction.

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?

Something Positive posted:


I love me some PUA tears.

I love the moment when immature types of any age try to mix First Amendment and Private Property.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Ignimbrite posted:

I don't know why. Only that my feet are experiencing sympathy agony.


Pff, lightweight. Try taking a powerbomb into Legos:

semiavrage
Apr 28, 2007

I'll show them... I'll show ALL of them...

This is hilarious and pathetic. So much work to promote his lovely "prank" website with a prank that didn't work and no one cared about.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

sticklefifer posted:

Pff, lightweight. Try taking a powerbomb into Legos:



I would like to think that someone scattered those with a bucket inbetween the guy picking him up and dropping him.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

That one is pretty great

JD-Smith
Apr 30, 2009

YOU WILL OBEY.

There's too much going on in this, I need context!

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




JD-Smith posted:

There's too much going on in this, I need context!

Drunk people.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

semiavrage posted:

This is hilarious and pathetic. So much work to promote his lovely "prank" website with a prank that didn't work and no one cared about.

Especially how much they presume they were "making history" and the preaching at the end.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Someone added a horrid stabilization job to that video.

I like how the champagne shoots up when she falls. It's like the emphasis on the punch line of a joke.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

carry on then posted:

Especially how much they presume they were "making history" and the preaching at the end.

I love this line from the write-up: "The object," I drilled into my team, "is not to escalate any situation. The perfect prank would get us in and out without anyone ever noticing we were there."

welp

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
I spent a little time in the PYF gif thread





Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
I love that the guy was apparently prepared and had a smaller blue bucket inside the first one :allears:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

There is no shame in this game.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Pierzak posted:

I love that the guy was apparently prepared and had a smaller blue bucket inside the first one :allears:

I like to think he has a full rainbow spectrum of buckets in a Matryoshka doll configuration underneath.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Zemyla posted:

Here's some ancient schadenfreude.



This was from back when Slashdot was relevant... oh wait.

IIRC the day the iPad was announced the majority of goons jumped on the "IT'S JUST FOUR IPHONES TAPED TOGETHER LOL @ APPLE" bandwagon.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

I like to think he has a full rainbow spectrum of buckets in a Matryoshka doll configuration underneath.
Wait. The blue bucket symbolizes the blue light protest, right? So he must have another dark blue bucket inside that light one, then another small light one, and so on. Punch him a few more times and see if his hat starts flashing! :v:

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
A little short and sweet schadenfreude: I'm off work today because I was up all night looking for my work keys and worried about having to have the locks changed at our entire building (I've got a master key). I was 90% sure they were lost. I found them this morning in a place they couldn't have possibly fallen or landed.

The lesson here is don't tease your twenty week old kitten by jangling your keys in front of her.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Breetai posted:

IIRC the day the iPad was announced the majority of goons jumped on the "IT'S JUST FOUR IPHONES TAPED TOGETHER LOL @ APPLE" bandwagon.

Just because everyone knew it was true doesn't make it a bandwagon.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Butt Wizard posted:

A little short and sweet schadenfreude: I'm off work today because I was up all night looking for my work keys and worried about having to have the locks changed at our entire building (I've got a master key). I was 90% sure they were lost. I found them this morning in a place they couldn't have possibly fallen or landed.

The lesson here is don't tease your twenty week old kitten by jangling your keys in front of her.
No, the lesson is that cats are dicks and will gently caress you out of a days pay.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Staryberry posted:

I spent a little time in the PYF gif thread


"I love that the guy in the back's sole reaction is to do his best teapot impression."

I don't know where I first heard it, but it's never left me since. :allears:

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
So the UCSC chapter of College Republicans got the brilliant idea to hold "Illegal Immigration Dodgeball"...

the :qq:ing sap who runs the channel posted:

The game was heavily protested and only managed two short rounds before being physically stopped by a group of socialist thugs led by embattled Santa Cruz City Councilman Tony Madrigal.

:freep: Goddamn PC Nazis, ruining my fun!

Jerry Manderbilt has a new favorite as of 01:54 on Jan 29, 2014

PhancyPants
Nov 15, 2003

Hotdog Suit Up!


10 seconds in a college kid says "practicing free speech", and I knew exactly what the video was about.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Tiggum posted:

If they were physical copies that had to be linked to an account with the company to use then they could. Having an actual disc doesn't mean you're safe. You'd still have your disc, but you wouldn't be able to install or run it any more. And it's legal because software is licensed, not sold. You buy the right to use it in accordance with whatever terms and conditions, you don't own it.

Yeah, well, this is topical. Kinda.

I have been told by 2K and Valve that I have to buy Minerva's Den for a second time, since I purchased it under GfWL, which Bioshock 2 no longer requires, and, somehow my Steam repurchased (at full price) does not qualify me for the free DLC all the new registrants get.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Balls + Dogs = Hilariousness





Also, these.



PhancyPants
Nov 15, 2003

Hotdog Suit Up!


I will never understand how this happened.

Neutral is there for a reason.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
She was drunk, and despite destroying her car, she walked away with minor injuries.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

PhancyPants posted:

I will never understand how this happened.

Neutral is there for a reason.

High speed, coupled either with drugs, intoxicants, or good old fashioned asleep at the wheel.

She didn't accelerate from a stop, she never slowed down from highway speeds.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

PhancyPants posted:

I will never understand how this happened.

Neutral is there for a reason.

It happened at a place near my house because apparently the guy driving had a seizure.

Unfortunately in his case colliding with that concrete thing didn't do a sicknasty ramp. Instead it stopped the car, it caught on fire, and he died. :(

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


I can't help but hear the Dukes of Hazard horn every time I see this.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrA9qQBUnbM

Chinese government done hosed up

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ah, the UCSC College Republicans. I remember accidentally attending the end of one of their meetings (I was part of an organization that was scheduled to use a conference room after they finished) and I have never seen a more bitter, mopey group of people in my life. That was ten years ago, and I'm thrilled that nothing's changed since then.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Ah, the UCSC College Republicans. I remember accidentally attending the end of one of their meetings (I was part of an organization that was scheduled to use a conference room after they finished) and I have never seen a more bitter, mopey group of people in my life. That was ten years ago, and I'm thrilled that nothing's changed since then.

Nothing is more bitter than a California Republican.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Those rules sound pretty rad though.

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