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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
i love the browns

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

That looks like a Hannibal Lecter faceguard.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Y-Hat posted:

The funniest thing about the Browns coach search was that everybody they wanted said "no" except this guy. They are a sad sack of a team.
And this time they can't move them to Baltimore where they'll win another Superbowl much to the misery of that city which is depression incarnate.

Thank god I'm a Steelers fan where all I feel bad about is the fact that my QB is probably a rapist.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

People don't go hungry in capitalism.

Wow.
Remember this guys father brought the world this.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3020882&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Likewise his brother complained about losing bonuses as a hardship compared to poor people losing their jobs. Basically Schiff is from a family of complete sociopaths. This is why I believe we need mental hygiene laws.

Crowsbeak fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Jan 29, 2014

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Pay a retard two bucks an hour.

I just stopped watching this right there and closed the tab with the Daily Show full episode playing.

gently caress it, gently caress everything, especially that guy.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


MariusLecter posted:

I just stopped watching this right there and closed the tab with the Daily Show full episode playing.

gently caress it, gently caress everything, especially that guy.

Seriously. What a loving Mammonite.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Myst Hat posted:

I will never, ever understand how these people's rebuttal to "people can't live on $7 an hour" is "well then let's pay them $2 instead!".

Well his actual response was "yes they can because capitalist society."

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

raditts posted:

Well his actual response was "yes they can because capitalist society."
That guy seemed massively mentally retarded so let's start with him.

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022

Y-Hat posted:

That guy seemed massively mentally retarded so let's start with him.

It wouldn't make a difference, because he probably can live on one dollar an hour. No doubt he has millions of dollars in bank, investments, property, and whatnot.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
I like how he went "what's the PC way to say it" and then just didn't care.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Justin_Brett posted:

I like how he went "what's the PC way to say it" and then just didn't care.

He didn't even seem to be saying that as a Fox News-esque joke. He seemed to actually think about it for a minute before just saying "gently caress it".

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

ultramiraculous posted:

He didn't even seem to be saying that as a Fox News-esque joke. He seemed to actually think about it for a minute before just saying "gently caress it".

I like to think he was eliminating "idiots," "retards," and "poo poo for brains" before making his decision.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Wasn't Peter Schiff the chief goldbug who worked for the Ron Paul campaign?

e: yeah he was the guy claiming gold was gonna shoot up to something ridiculous like $4k/oz like last year

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jan 30, 2014

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

comes along bort posted:

Wasn't Peter Schiff the chief goldbug who worked for the Ron Paul campaign?

e: yeah he was the guy claiming gold was gonna shoot up to something ridiculous like $4k/oz like last year

All while selling it for actual money I presume.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Did gold prices drop like 30% in 2013? I wonder how the goldbugs spun that.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

twistedmentat posted:

Did gold prices drop like 30% in 2013? I wonder how the goldbugs spun that.

If they're like most gold bugs it went like this.

In public: A poor understanding of economics rambled out by an old white man.

In private: "The fuckin kikes".

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I really hope he talks about the Tea Party response. That was magical.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I can't hear stereotypical Jewish mother voices without hearing Linda Belcher.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Y-Hat posted:

I can't hear stereotypical Jewish mother voices without hearing Linda Belcher.

Alriiight Obama!


BigRed0427 posted:

I really hope he talks about the Tea Party response. That was magical.

Was it "dirty sluts need to get back to the kitchen"

Biden is awesome, he's remembering his Trans-am.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha thank you for focusing on Biden being insane during the speech.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

The government is simultaneously stupid and omnipotent.

That was kind of a weak overview.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I see Rand Paul is still wearing his Aryan Nation pin.

Government is stupid because it has people like you in it.

Y-Hat posted:

The government is simultaneously stupid and omnipotent.

Just like Alex Jones said!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I don't know why Jon was laughing that's the literal libertarian plan.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Awww... he didn't say the greatest, dumbest thing I ever heard from an elected member of congress :smith:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

BigRed0427 posted:

Awww... he didn't say the greatest, dumbest thing I ever heard from an elected member of congress :smith:

I'm afraid to ask, but what was it?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Rhonne posted:

I'm afraid to ask, but what was it?


Paraphrase
Obama has created a Inequality Godzilla

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
"We'd love to work with the President, but he never wants to!"
"He just offered to work with y-"
"SHUTUPHEISASOCIALIST!!"

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
I guess they're focusing on the Congress stuff.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Jon's not wrong here.

So is Jon getting to Rep. Grimm's intimidation of a news reporter? (Edit: yep)

Stockman is a disrespectful piece of poo poo. Again, Texas deserves him.

Oh hey, Voinovich's view is no different from Groucho Marx in Horse Feathers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7cry-4pyy8

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jan 30, 2014

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

bahahaha Rep. Grimm walked back into the frame instantly after the reporter stopped talking, as if he thought the cameras stopped rolling right away.

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
gently caress that guy. gently caress this whole system. I'm so tired.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
I... he did this to a loving Public Access reporter?
Geez, learn to pick your battles.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

If Richard Sherman is a thug, what does that make Grimm?

404GoonNotFound posted:

I... he did this to a loving Public Access reporter?
Geez, learn to pick your battles.
NY1 is a NYC-centric news channel run by Time Warner Cable (hence the jab at TWC at the end).

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I want to package that rant. Jon is amazing when he goes off like that.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

BigRed0427 posted:

Paraphrase
Obama has created a Inequality Godzilla

I...wait, what? What does that even mean? The marketing for the new Godzilla movie is weird.

Y-Hat posted:

If Richard Sherman is a thug, what does that make Grimm?

A psychopath?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Rhonne posted:

I...wait, what? What does that even mean? The marketing for the new Godzilla movie is weird.

I don't know, but it made the whole night worth it.

Edit: I don't know if I can call Johnny Knoxville a "Actor"

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Y-Hat posted:

If Richard Sherman is a thug, what does that make Grimm?
Showing that liberal mainstream media commie who's in charge, like a true patriot :911:

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

BigRed0427 posted:

I want to package that rant. Jon is amazing when he goes off like that.

That was really a Cramer-esque 'roll 212' moment.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I was about to ask what award Bad Grandpa was nominated for, but it's for the same category that Norbit was nominated for.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

BigRed0427 posted:

I don't know, but it made the whole night worth it.

Edit: I don't know if I can call Johnny Knoxville a "Actor"

Stuntman? I read a good article about how Jackass was the last real stunts really done.

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