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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

T. Finninho posted:

Steven Gerrard

lmao

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I_ib_JTQTU

The first loving pass you annoying prick

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

Technically he does do it consistently if you shorten the sample size to "in merseyside derbies"

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Charlie Adam is good at those.

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

For every one of those that connects he hollywoods a 100 mph one that either goes straight out or can't be controlled

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

NeoNaoNeo posted:

For every one of those that connects he hollywoods a 100 mph one that either goes straight out or can't be controlled

He's not consistent enough to even be considered in Pirlo's class, he does a great long ball when he has time but when he's harried or pressed he tends to do these really shite passes. It should have been Steven shunted out left for England not Scholes imo.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Is that ref huge or is the red and white team primarily comprised of dwarfs?

That's Estudiantes de la Plata btw, pretty good team.

vaginal culture posted:

This is great footage for my new tv gameshow where you determine if the clip is from the 90's or current day South America

Yeah those haircuts are really bad.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Phwoar, love a good diagonal. Who can even do this kind of poo poo consistently besides him and Pirlo now? The game used to be full of players like that.

Bonucci is surprisingly good at those.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Bonucci might be be even better at long range passing than Pirlo. His passes are ridiculous

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Gigi Galli posted:

Phwoar, love a good diagonal. Who can even do this kind of poo poo consistently besides him and Pirlo now? The game used to be full of players like that.

Fernandinho's been known to do it, Yaya too

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

T. Finninho posted:

Steven Gerrard

Ah yeah, forgot about him. Didn't he just do it for one of the Sturridge goals yesterday as well? There was a recent one anyway.

Tsaedje posted:

Fernandinho's been known to do it, Yaya too

Yaya for sure; I haven't seen enough of Fernandinho to make a good judgement.

trem_two posted:

Bonucci is surprisingly good at those.

mynameisjohn posted:

Bonucci might be be even better at long range passing than Pirlo. His passes are ridiculous

He's shite at everything else so he doesn't count.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

He's shite at everything else so he doesn't count.

Hmm, your thesis holds up.

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Rycalawre posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTAui5ToSu0

An Argentinian ref got sick of handing out yellows during a quite dirty friendly so decided that all future fouls would be red cards

loving awesome

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Hmm, your thesis holds up.



He's a turd lord and I hate that he's actually really good at defending and thus part of the best defense in the league.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

Messyass posted:

From way back:


What is it with you and Podolski on a horse?

horses for courses mate

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/raul-meireles-meets-twin-fenerbahce-match-004114011--sow.html

I miss Meireles.

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
I don't, he's a bottler

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

What am I missing here? I don't recognize the player

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!





:3:

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Today is Romario's birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p_BR8u0MvM

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

TheBigAristotle posted:

What am I missing here? I don't recognize the player

Belgium

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010


Aww.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

And people think Arsenal have never been relegated

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Rooney hits long diagonal passes all the time, especially to Valencia. Who then does nothing with them.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win


Real class from Kevin, a good lad.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNxDze0Ggag

Best player ever IMO.

Hardflip
Jul 21, 2007



http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2014/1/30/aaron-ramsey-signs-for-elite-models-arsenal-wales-footballer/gallery/1105335

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
Is there anything he can't do?

:allears:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-WDZikiXhQ

love it

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

That's amazing. Made up for a seriously poo poo game.

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:

We've out tacticed him

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


Holy poo poo that's the best video ever uploaded to youtube :allears:

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

lol

Mourinho is such a piece of poo poo.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


Fantastic.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009


Any excuse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3zeB-h3NA

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ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Eboracum posted:

Is there anything he can't do?

Stay fit enough to play football is fairly high on that list.


That Allardyce video is amazing. End all football now so we can go out on a high.

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