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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

They must have to reshoot every pretape with Heath Slater so many times because he seems to corpse ALL THE TIME :allears:

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
It's been linked before, but every once in a while when I need a laugh, I like to go watch Dean Ambrose as Dusty Rhodes as Keanu Reeves (at 3:58). It's wonderful.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Solomonic posted:

It's been linked before, but every once in a while when I need a laugh, I like to go watch Dean Ambrose as Dusty Rhodes as Keanu Reeves (at 3:58). It's wonderful.

Dean Ambrose arguing about Top Gun :allears:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Cole/JBL pre-RAW banter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA9XI9WRsEA

Holy Balls!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eurWLpTCABU

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Some wonderful soul edited "The Rise and Fall of ECW" with "Forever Hardcore" to make a 5-hour ECW documentary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUDiCGjgZyo

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Cole sounds completely disingenuous even when he's not announcing Raw.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

lomzus posted:

Royal Rumble 2014 commercial bloopers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6qj2yQewZs

Tensai ha ha

I am so thrilled to learn Punk uses the expression "rear end over tea kettle."

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I didn't know Minoru Suzuki dressed up as Mistico in a comedy tag match with Rey Kikusterio and did lucha spots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTHhFYLJAQM

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

KungFu Grip posted:

I didn't know Minoru Suzuki dressed up as Mistico in a comedy tag match with Rey Kikusterio and did lucha spots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTHhFYLJAQM
MiSu has had some great comedy matches. Matches where he's beaten up little girls, matches where he's battled the Mecha Mummy. He's also beaten up day-time comedians on their own show.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Happy 72nd birthday to arguably the greatest promo guy ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F30t-weDqko


Not only was he incredibly influential on future generations of pro wrestlers and MMA figters, but he himself took a promo tactic straight out of Gorgeous George's book:

quote:

During the early part of Ali's career, he built a reputation for predicting rounds in which he would finish opponents, often vowing to crawl across the ring or to leave the country if he lost the bout.[19] Ali admitted he adopted the latter practice from "Gorgeous" George Wagner, a popular professional wrestling champion in the Los Angeles area who drew thousands of fans to his matches as "the man you love to hate,".


And yeah, MiSu's comedy matches are great, thanks for the link to one I haven't seen.

Thauros fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 17, 2014

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
He also beat Superman in a fight

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Thauros posted:

Happy 72nd birthday to arguably the greatest promo guy ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F30t-weDqko


Not only was he incredibly influential on future generations of pro wrestlers and MMA figters, but he himself took a promo tactic straight out of Gorgeous George's book:



And yeah, MiSu's comedy matches are great, thanks for the link to one I haven't seen.

Though Ali says he emulated George it is more likely he was inspired by Freddie Blassie, and in fact he met Blassie one day in Vegas and realized it was him after all. He now says it was George again, but the evidence points to Blassie.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

MassRafTer posted:

Though Ali says he emulated George it is more likely he was inspired by Freddie Blassie, and in fact he met Blassie one day in Vegas and realized it was him after all. He now says it was George again, but the evidence points to Blassie.

Hmm.. interesting, thanks for the info. The wiki article on Gorgeous George makes a similar claim citing a SI article from 2005 that mentions a Blassie vs. George match.

quote:

Clay was already the Louisville Lip. But when he and George met at a Las Vegas radio station, the wrestler's gale-force trash talking blew the boxer's ears back. If he lost to Classy Freddie Blassie, George ranted, "I'll crawl across the ring and cut my hair off! But that's not gonna happen because I'm the greatest wrestler in the world!" At the match, Ali remembered later, "I saw 15,000 people comin' to see this man get beat. And his talking did it. I said, 'This is a gooood idea!'" In the locker room afterward the 46-year-old wrestler told the 19-year-old, "A lot of people will pay to see someone shut your mouth. So keep on bragging, keep on sassing and always be outrageous." Ali did. And so have generations of athletes since.

Regardless, Ali certainly picked a good guy to listen to.


Edit: Huh, I've never actually seen Ali vs. Inoki and I had no clue until now that Blassie actually managed Ali during the match.

Thauros fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Jan 18, 2014

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Showing this on PSP.tv tonight I realized how long it's been since it was popular and how most folks around here haven't seen it. I present the legendary Kris Sprules vs Cage Tyler match, 2005's MOTY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LUMuX8MIkk

You will never see a better stunner, Pedigree or Sharpshooter.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

Showing this on PSP.tv tonight I realized how long it's been since it was popular and how most folks around here haven't seen it. I present the legendary Kris Sprules vs Cage Tyler match, 2005's MOTY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LUMuX8MIkk

You will never see a better stunner, Pedigree or Sharpshooter.

The commentator is the best bit about the match. The "Big'un from Wigan" and "Clothesline from Hull" comments cracked me up.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Botchamania put up a video called ManeuverMania 1994, which is an endless montage of Vince McMahon referring to moves as maneuvers. As you can guess, it gets very old very fast and isn't worth your time.

That is, except the first 35 seconds. I don't know what made me laugh more: realizing the gag he was going with for his intro theme or whatever the hell Savage is doing on that table.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Gavok isn't wrong, that intro was perfect.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
Somebody gif that dance that Macho is doing on the announce table at around 18 seconds.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I got it right away, laughed right away. Just :lol:.

Another year
Oct 13, 2011

the mermaid
see
a movie?
e: wrong thread

jp22382
Sep 11, 2007
Poon Goalie Extraordinaire
E: wrong forum (derp)

jp22382 fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jan 21, 2014

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Here's a video of some WWE dudes playing a japanese batsu game. Watch to see the Ziggler get hit with tennis balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuA6vLPc48

Edit: It's Silent Library if you've seen the japanese version of it. featuring Dolph Ziggler, Chris Masters, Trent Barreta, Caylen Croft, JTG and Curt Hawkins.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The greatest debut in the history of TNA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lggf4uBYLsg

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Trailers for the 1st 2 nights of a local feds 'Under the Mistletour':

Day 1 - Bristol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P24ale9laew

Day 2 - Cardiff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C4YfMkkRmo
(Thats the 24/7 belt the ref is winning at the start :v:)

Mr.Flibble
Jul 23, 2008
In honor of Batista's recent return here's some old Photoshop's of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q7f8nb7G0Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omyb3x50gsc

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Here's the music video for "Real American" without any music.

'MURICA!

Volcano Style
May 2, 2006

THERE IS ONLY ONE

Skarsnik posted:

Trailers for the 1st 2 nights of a local feds 'Under the Mistletour':

Day 1 - Bristol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P24ale9laew
I really regret missing this now. Do they run shows in Bristol often?

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Not as regularly as in Cardiff and Brum, but they do a fair few shows there

Probably best to keep an eye here, they advertise well in advance https://www.facebook.com/?q=#/ATTACKprowrestling

e: also Cardiff is a 45 min train journey from Bristol, and the shows finish early enough not to miss the last one back

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Gavok posted:

Here's the music video for "Real American" without any music.

'MURICA!

"Mur'icha. Hunh. It's like a tiny human. Take the flag brother. Yeah."

Our culture's so weird. Rick Derringer was Todd Rundgren's 2nd guitarist during his most famous years. Todd Rundgren did a remix for Nine Inch Nail's album Hesitation Marks in 2013. Rick Derringer wrote Hulk Hogan's theme song in the early 80's after leaving his band.

Strangely Rick Derringer is more resilient and relevant due to his undying ability to be mocked.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Last year, WWE did a 3 week Diva tryout/bootcamp type deal in California. I believe this is the place that gave us Jo-Jo and Eva Marie, but I also spot Lana and Alexa Bliss in this video. Pretty cool. Not gonna lie, SDR in a CHIKARA shirt popped me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwTlyFXLwOg

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBFXhXryKlI
I never saw this before and am really sad I never saw it earlier.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Ha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soRbCrsEXHQ

Also, if you wanna get an idea of how crazy over Daniel Bryan is, watch this week's Weekend Escapades and skip to about 4:55 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxhlRI7OsbI

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jan 30, 2014

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Hero with a random Italian youngster :pedo:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


BIG GUY BIG POSTER

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Please let that be Curtis Axel filming.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Here's 40 Clotheslines From Hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6NMqC0LShc

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
The latest botchamania has to be my favorite yet.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1aswr7_botchamania-242_sport

I lost it when the Boo showed up at the bottom of the screen.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The use of Bad News Barrett was particularly inspired.

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


DarkstarIV posted:

The latest botchamania has to be my favorite yet.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1aswr7_botchamania-242_sport

I lost it when the Boo showed up at the bottom of the screen.

Holy poo poo, I hadn't seen the audience from the Rumble yet. Surreal.

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Asteroid Alert
Oct 24, 2012

BINGO!
A Japanese idol group member meets her personal idol. That person happens to be Kenta Kobashi. Happiness ensues.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtq5zl_akbingo-episode-46-eng-sub-2009-08-12_fun?start=569

This has been making the rounds for a while now , but I found this subbed just now.

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