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Grrl Anachronism posted:Some of my internet friends had a baby. Kill your friends, steal their baby, give it a less retarded name. Please.
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Grrl Anachronism posted:Some of my internet friends had a baby. I named something Helvetica once. It was a lippy GPS I didn't like.
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Going through files at work, found a couple: Hero Candy (full name) Mrs Kelly Kelly and Blondell (first name) Is Blondell a legitimate first name? Or totally made up?
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Jan 28, 2014 00:55
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Grrl Anachronism posted:Some of my internet friends had a baby. Those poor kids. 
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Jan 28, 2014 01:14
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At the store I met a guy named Storbent.
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Jan 28, 2014 01:29
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A pair of brothers who encourage being called Timmy and Tommy
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Drunk Canuck posted:A pair of brothers who encourage being called Timmy and Tommy Found a picture 
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Cydnee Leigh 12 Mann Seriously The article is about a poor girl who's parents are fucktwits.
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madlilnerd posted:Blondell (first name) It's a last name.
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Nibblet posted:Cydnee Leigh 12 Mann I think what really ties it all together is the fact that they had to go with the goofiest loving spelling of "Sydney" on the face of the planet. It's not enough that the kid has to go around saddled with a loving NFL in-joke as a middle name.
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Jan 29, 2014 11:47
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Vice chair of the U. Mich Med School IRB: McDonald Dick II
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Jan 29, 2014 16:27
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I saw a shopping cart ad for a Dr. Butt, DMD and would've taken a picture if it hadn't been freezing cold.
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Jan 29, 2014 16:43
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Dr. Butt, DMD I would watch that show. Just House but all the cases involve butts.
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Haruharuharuko posted:I would watch that show. Just House but all the cases involve butts. Everybody poops.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I saw a shopping cart ad for a Dr. Butt, DMD and would've taken a picture if it hadn't been freezing cold.  That's what the B stands for.
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Jan 30, 2014 08:47
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I met somebody at work whose name was Bepley. Poor guy I wish somebody would put him out of his misery, personally.
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4 litre whorny boy posted:I met somebody at work whose name was Bepley. Poor guy I wish somebody would put him out of his misery, personally. Tell us more about working with a butler.
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Met a couple today with an adorable baby daughter, who they decided to name after the mother's maiden name, Boyle. Boyla. Had them spell it for me just to be sure. Poor kid.
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Jan 30, 2014 17:53
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One just now at work: Lacey Mangos
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Jan 30, 2014 19:52
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Everybody poops. People don't wipe.
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Jan 30, 2014 19:55
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My brother is friends with a kid whose name translates to Blade The Axe. (The last name is in another language.)
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Jan 30, 2014 20:07
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Aphrodite posted:My brother is friends with a kid whose name translates to Blade The Axe. I'm assuming this kid is currently in training for when he finally becomes a man and sets off to fight wizards with his cold steel?
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Choco1980 posted:I'm assuming this kid is currently in training for when he finally becomes a man and sets off to fight wizards with his cold steel? Wizards ? No way. This kid's gonna be given a shield and a helmet and sent off in a longship.
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Used to know a guy called Wayne Gretsky, but, you know... Contribution... 
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Butch Dick, a carver from the Songhees Nation. Take out the T and his name would almost mean "bend over" in German.
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Spoke to a woman at work with the first name of Nation. Not terrible, but pretty weird. If I ever have a kid, I'm naming it Komyck Sanz, in the spirit of this thread.
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Celery Face posted:Butch Dick, a carver from the Songhees Nation. Take out the T and his name would almost mean "bend over" in German. It would mean "book fat" until you added the umlauts, which is even better.
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Aphrodite posted:My brother is friends with a kid whose name translates to Blade The Axe. What language is that, if I might ask? If we go with translation or meanings, I named my daughter "Little Wing" and my eldest son "Evil Genius."
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I was at the hospital waiting for surgery today and they called up a guy named "Haydon Skeeter", no amount of surgery is gonna fix that name
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$$ is a possible translation of my Chinese name 
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Xun posted:$$ is a possible translation of my Chinese name 钱钱？
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Hummingbirds posted:The principal at my middle school had the last name "Hickey" and his wife's name was Vicky. Vicky Hickey. God drat. Either there's two of these ladies, or I've encountered her too. I think I already posted it in this thread, too.
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It's 元元
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Either there's two of these ladies, or I've encountered her too. I think I already posted it in this thread, too. Well this was in Florida so if that's where you met/heard of her, I guess it's probably the same person. I hope it was, because it would be really sad for two people to have that unfortunate name.
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The White Dragon posted:People don't wipe. It's never poopus.
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In the endless stream of pre-Superbowl coverage, they just talked to someone named Picabo Street, pronounced "peek-a-boo". According to her Wikipedia page:quote:Her parents decided to let Picabo choose her own name when she was old enough, so for the first two years of her life she was called "baby girl" or "little girl". At age 3 she was forced to be named in order to get a passport. She was named after the nearby village of Picabo.
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