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DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

replace catch with tweet imo

# ? Jan 31, 2014 15:51

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:09

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

log everything cause it will eventually come in handy and theres no real cost since u can just turn it off when u don't need it.

altho the vs remote debugger is fantastic

# ? Jan 31, 2014 15:54

Fuck them: Jan 21, 2011; and their bullshit

I hate front end coding so much it hurts and procrastinate when I do it. So I spend more time on it. Ugh.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 15:57

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

replace catch with tweet imo

code:

try {
   fh.close()
} tweet (FileIOTweet t)
   // todo
}

# ? Jan 31, 2014 15:59

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

i have a timed coding test for a job interview soon

# ? Jan 31, 2014 16:21

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA: May 29, 2008

code:

require 'twitter'

client = Twitter::Streaming::Client.new do |config|
  config.consumer_key        = "YOUR_CONSUMER_KEY"
  config.consumer_secret     = "YOUR_CONSUMER_SECRET"
  config.access_token        = "YOUR_ACCESS_TOKEN"
  config.access_token_secret = "YOUR_ACCESS_SECRET"
end

begin
  #stuff
rescue Exception => e
  client.update(e.message[0...140])
end

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jan 31, 2014

# ? Jan 31, 2014 16:34

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA: May 29, 2008

gently caress the instagram and pinterest APIs don't let you post new images this is the worst

# ? Jan 31, 2014 17:34

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

i wish code academy lessons didn't stop well before they get to the part where there are things i want to learn

also i wish they were in languages that are hard to learn

# ? Jan 31, 2014 17:36

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

i wish code academy lessons didn't stop well before they get to the part where there are things i want to learn

also i wish they were in languages that are hard to learn

http://learnyouahaskell.com/ hth

# ? Jan 31, 2014 18:06

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

AlsoD posted:

http://learnyouahaskell.com/ hth

that doesn't count because haskell is inherently fun

# ? Jan 31, 2014 18:09

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

2banks1swap.avi posted:

I hate front end coding so much it hurts and procrastinate when I do it. So I spend more time on it. Ugh.

the biggest obstacle to front end ive found is getting anything javascript to play nice

css and html are easy

also im working on not using so many frameworks.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 18:30

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

i wish code academy lessons didn't stop well before they get to the part where there are things i want to learn

also i wish they were in languages that are hard to learn

we're slowly replacing books in our intro to x classes with codeacademy lessons

it's working out p dece but not so much for anything more than a survey of the language. that being said, a lot of students are having difficulty with them..

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:00

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

uncurable mlady posted:

we're slowly replacing books in our intro to x classes with codeacademy lessons

it's working out p dece but not so much for anything more than a survey of the language. that being said, a lot of students are having difficulty with them..

is this sagebrush

i cant remember who the other professor yosposters are

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:17

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

uncurable mlady posted:

we're slowly replacing books in our intro to x classes with codeacademy lessons

it's working out p dece but not so much for anything more than a survey of the language. that being said, a lot of students are having difficulty with them..

i think it's definitely a really fast way to get the basics down. which is good because once you've learned the basics a few times learning slightly different variations on the same thing is pretty boring

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:25

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

i think it's definitely a really fast way to get the basics down. which is good because once you've learned the basics a few times learning slightly different variations on the same thing is pretty boring

yeah, and it's genuinely useful in the courses because people tend to come in at varying skill levels esp. for web stuff. it allows us to define a plateau that we can jump into more advanced crap with, and structures the learning environment

we've gotten student feedback that some of them don't like it because they want to buy a book. i'm trying to think of a funny one to put on the requirements list for those people.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:40

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

uncurable mlady posted:

yeah, and it's genuinely useful in the courses because people tend to come in at varying skill levels esp. for web stuff. it allows us to define a plateau that we can jump into more advanced crap with, and structures the learning environment

we've gotten student feedback that some of them don't like it because they want to buy a book. i'm trying to think of a funny one to put on the requirements list for those people.

http://www.amazon.com/Introduction-Algorithms-Thomas-H-Cormen/dp/0262033844

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:45

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

but that's actually a good book

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:51

Mr SuperAwesome: Apr 6, 2011; im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

Shaggar posted:

Add twitter lib from maven
add logback-core from maven
extend appenderbase that posts 2 twitter and reads login deets from logback.xml

java is too easy.

shaggar can u actually write some comedy app that does this just constantly tweeting its logs and all about all the great java poo poo that its logggin. just something that does a lot of smug twitter logging really idk

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:49

more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

shaggar can u actually write some comedy app that does this just constantly tweeting its logs and all about all the great java poo poo that its logggin. just something that does a lot of smug twitter logging really idk

http://pastebin.com/RE96mWFU

https://twitter.com/ShaggarWasRight

example config here: http://pastebin.com/hFf4UBdM

Shaggar was right.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 01:17

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

nice. you could also add a setLayout(Layout<E> layout) (or encoder) to have the config stuff in a layout/encoder so you can use it to format the string using existing layout classes instead of it being static

# ? Feb 1, 2014 02:39

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

but for reals logback/slf4j is so loving well designed.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 02:41

more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

Shaggar posted:

nice. you could also add a setLayout(Layout<E> layout) (or encoder) to have the config stuff in a layout/encoder so you can use it to format the string using existing layout classes instead of it being static

I couldn't figure out how to use the standard encoding in the 10 minutes I spent in the documentation. I'll check this out, thanks.

I think I'll try to do this for lager as well.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 02:43

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

take a look at OutputStreamAppender.

basically the encoder fires up an internal stream and when your appender gets an event you just fire it into the started encoder and it handles writing it to w/e the stream is. For u this would be kind of a pain cause you'd end up sending in an outputstream from your appender and then reading off of it after the encoder finishes writing.

This is I guess so you can do more than just string stuff w/ the encoder (ex: the encoder could compress the output stream data before passing it back to the appender which could then send the compressed data 2 whatever the appender destination is). tbh for a twitappender I would keep it to only accepting layouts cause it makes the most sense and outputstreams are effort as hell

# ? Feb 1, 2014 02:53

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

like literally just add

Java code:

private Layout<E> layout;

public void setLayout(Layout<E> layout)
{
this.layout=layout
}

and change

Java code:


Format timestampFormat = new SimpleDateFormat("HH:mm:ss.SSS");
String timestamp = timestampFormat.format(new Date(event.getTimeStamp())).toString();
String message = String.format("%s [%s] %s %s - %s%n", timestamp, event.getThreadName(), event.getLevel(), event.getLoggerName(), event.getMessage());
Status status = twitter.updateStatus(message);

Java code:

String message;
if(this.layout!=null)
{
message = this.layout.doEvent(event);
}
else
{
//backup format if layout is null (or maybe initialize this.layout to a patternlayout in ur constructor)
Format timestampFormat = new SimpleDateFormat("HH:mm:ss.SSS");
String timestamp = timestampFormat.format(new Date(event.getTimeStamp())).toString();
message = String.format("%s [%s] %s %s - %s%n", timestamp, event.getThreadName(), event.getLevel(), event.getLoggerName(), event.getMessage());
}
Status status = twitter.updateStatus(message);

and I think that would work?

# ? Feb 1, 2014 02:58

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

hell yeah writing logger codes on a Friday night. fuckin love it

# ? Feb 1, 2014 02:59

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

I'm using knockout.js for a thing.
Is there a proper way to read an list and print out <p> for strings and <ul> for arrays?

Maybe this is better for COC, but i saw someone talk about knockout here.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 03:24

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

hope u get knucked out

# ? Feb 1, 2014 04:14

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

MeruFM posted:

I'm using knockout.js for a thing.
Is there a proper way to read an list and print out <p> for strings and <ul> for arrays?

Maybe this is better for COC, but i saw someone talk about knockout here.

whats ur viewmodel and markup look like? if ur tolkein about an observableArray that contains strings and lsits you could do like

HTML code:

<div data-bind="foreach: listOfCrap">
<p data-bind="if: $data.testForStringOrSomethingIDK?, text: $data">
</p>
<ul data-bind="if: $data.isArrayIdkHow2testForThis, foreach: $data"> 
<li data-bind="text: $data/> <!-- at this point $data should refer to the content of the array we got form the parent list -->
</ul>
</div>

idk if that's the best but w/e

# ? Feb 1, 2014 04:49

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

whats ur viewmodel and markup look like? if ur tolkein about an observableArray that contains strings and lsits you could do like
HTML code:
<div data-bind="foreach: listOfCrap">
<p data-bind="if: $data.testForStringOrSomethingIDK?, text: $data">
</p>
<ul data-bind="if: $data.isArrayIdkHow2testForThis, foreach: $data"> 
<li data-bind="text: $data/> 
</ul>
</div>
idk if that's the best but w/e

That looks about right. I will try it

on monday

# ? Feb 1, 2014 05:30

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

Shaggar posted:

whats ur viewmodel and markup look like? if ur tolkein about an observableArray that contains strings and lsits you could do like
HTML code:
<div data-bind="foreach: listOfCrap">
<p data-bind="if: $data.testForStringOrSomethingIDK?, text: $data">
</p>
<ul data-bind="if: $data.isArrayIdkHow2testForThis, foreach: $data"> 
<li data-bind="text: $data/> 
</ul>
</div>
idk if that's the best but w/e

that seems like an ok way to eat poo poo with a spoon if you have to serve only static assets

# ? Feb 1, 2014 05:32

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

Nomnom Cookie posted:

that seems like an ok way to eat poo poo with a spoon if you have to serve only static assets

observables are dynamic

it doesn't matter though because my poo poo is static.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 05:37

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Nomnom Cookie posted:

that seems like an ok way to eat poo poo with a spoon if you have to serve only static assets

yeah theres not much point to doing that w/ knockout if it isn't static. even then i don't like the viewmodel that would create something that gross.

# ? Feb 1, 2014 06:25

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

would it really break javascript to and add some explicit public/private declarations? like i get that it would affect closures somehow but it seems like it could be worked out? and then add something like a module so you can actually have namespaces??

i mean i guess the funky scoping is the point but goddamn

# ? Feb 1, 2014 06:28