Political Cartoons 2014: A bunch of 35-year-old feminist virgin loser weenies

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E-Tank: Aug 4, 2011

XyloJW posted:

By the way, I believe that same guy also targeted Zyglis at some point. He posted a bunch of similarly defaced cartoons, in that same crazy blue-ink scrawl. I sent him an email about it last year, asking if he knew about the Bennett ones and he said yeah, they did seem similar, but it'd be weird if it was the same guy since Bennett's in Tennessee and Zyglis is in New York.

The internet truly knows no borders. :tinfoil:

Edit: Dammit, new Page. Umm...So this isn't lost on the bottom of the last page:

VitalSigns posted:

You fool! Only my fear of being renamed "Pope Benedicksucker" has kept my seething hatred and contempt for you from spilling out into every post.

Now that I know you are powerless, you will never be safe from my merciless and cunning insults...jerkface!

Well you're right hosed now, aren't you?

fool_of_sound posted:

When did that happen? Congrats.

PS: congratulations Xylo.

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Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Xylo was hell-bent on banning Animal Nuz from the thread.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 19:31

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

MariusLecter posted:

Rogers is channeling Barry here.

Except of course this is based on a real life thing, I mean there was a movie for it and everything!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 19:38

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

The nerve of those Mexicans. He even went through the trouble of putting "Welcome Illegals ♥" on the balloons!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 19:44

Lysdexique: Sep 12, 2010; Let me give you some advice, little buddy.

I don't understand, I wrote: "Welcome Savage Parasites ♥" on my basket full of poison apples and they trampled all over me, what's the deal?

e.: Literally all those "illegals" have moustaches.

vvvv Muir is on to you. Be afraid.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:04

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

loquacius posted:

Also while I was looking for that I found this old DbD, which is not an edit and has a large degree of relevance to the recent trend of Dick By Dick edits.

I swear to God that is not an edit. Muir wrote and published that. No, he is not insecure. Ladies love his penis. Really. They do. Shut up.

e: Oh cool, congrats Xylo

Ahahaha

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:04

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

XyloJW posted:

Dammit Priggee, remember when you used to do cartoons nobody would print?

I miss those days.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:11

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

loquacius posted:

Finally looked through enough pages of the last thread to find a response to this:

They are. There's a crazy old (TRUE AMERICAN) guy with an unhealthy (JUSTIFIED) fixation on Clay ("COMMIE") Bennett (THE COMMUNIST) (WHO IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY WITH HIS HATRED). Here's the best example:

Honestly this comic elicits a better response than a good portion of the published crazy right wing drivel linked here.

Found this surprisingly muted Ramirez during a break from my Dissertation.

esto es malo fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jan 31, 2014

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:11

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

joeburz posted:

Honestly this comic elicits a better response than a good portion of the published crazy right wing drivel linked here.

Found this surprisingly muted Ramirez during a break from my Dissertation.

Kansas is hosed

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:12

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Rorus Raz posted:

Xylo was hell-bent on banning Animal Nuz from the thread.

Yet Derf is allowed to molest our eyes on a regular basis...

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:13

Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Iron Crowned posted:

Kansas is hosed

It is the font from which DEBT spews to cover our nation in a layer of IOUs.

A... volcanic? cartoon.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:21

Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

joeburz posted:

Honestly this comic elicits a better response than a good portion of the published crazy right wing drivel linked here.

Found this surprisingly muted Ramirez during a break from my Dissertation.

Okay wait that's a negative image of something that's been posted here before.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:21

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:21

CampingCarl: Apr 28, 2008

Can someone please link Rall's sad blowjob? I didn't see it on the first page.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:33

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Ammat The Ankh posted:

This is pretty awesome.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:33

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

CampingCarl posted:

Can someone please link Rall's sad blowjob? I didn't see it on the first page.

First page of the 2012 thread. I don't blame you for not going back years, but also for tidyness sake I guess it's best to not clutter everything up!

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:35

Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

joeburz posted:

Honestly this comic elicits a better response than a good portion of the published crazy right wing drivel linked here.

Found this surprisingly muted Ramirez during a break from my Dissertation.

I forget who but someone else did exactly this except with pink slips, it was probably less then 10 pages ago.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:39

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Is spelling it "XLYO" part of :thejoke:

or what?

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:43

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Axetrain posted:

I forget who but someone else did exactly this except with pink slips, it was probably less then 10 pages ago.

EDIT: I am a dumbass who got taken in by an edit.

Captain_Maclaine fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jan 31, 2014

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:44

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

loquacius posted:

Is spelling it "XLYO" part of or what?

Yes, it is. I can explain if you'd like.

VVV UUUUGGGH

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:44

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Whoops, I'm terrible at spelling-

XyloJW posted:

Yes, it is. I can explain if you'd like.

I mean, yes, I meant to do that. Honest.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:48

MinionOfCthulhu: Oct 28, 2005; I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

Internet Webguy posted:

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I've searched long and hard for a point to this, but all I come up with is pee pee, doo doo.

How the gently caress did they blow up a ghost?

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:50

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

How the gently caress did they blow up a ghost?

Total protonic reversal. :frogc00l:

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:54

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

Axetrain posted:

I forget who but someone else did exactly this except with pink slips, it was probably less then 10 pages ago.

This is an edit of the pink slips one. :ssh:

# ? Jan 31, 2014 20:58

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

XyloJW posted:

Yes, it is. I can explain if you'd like.

No joke, I went searching through old threads to find the original version of that comic just to make sure "OBAMA" was spelled right in it :blush:

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

How the gently caress did they blow up a ghost?

Oh my, it appears that a Ted Rall metaphor is inconsistent and apparently self-contradictory, what are the odds :monocle:

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:01

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

I'm having way too much fun with this and I need to eat lunch.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:10

The Anime Turnpike: Dec 30, 2010

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I'm having way too much fun with this and I need to eat lunch.

Should have been a Delonas to get Ozma right.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:15

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Shadowed Bacon posted:

I'm still surprised that "NSA spies via Angry Birds" is a real thing, and that more cartoonists haven't made fun of it more.

Oppressed birds decide to take matters into their own hands and take out the structures protecting capitalist pigs. It was practically designed to be marketed towards terrorists.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:31

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

loquacius posted:

Finally looked through enough pages of the last thread to find a response to this:

They are. There's a crazy old (TRUE AMERICAN) guy with an unhealthy (JUSTIFIED) fixation on Clay ("COMMIE") Bennett (THE COMMUNIST) (WHO IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY WITH HIS HATRED). Here's the best example:

The most beautiful thing about this is that he clearly wrote "drawed" before correcting it.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:37

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

I cannot argue with that "cartoon" because it really doesn't take a lot of win a Pulitzer if Ramirez is any indication.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:54

chairface: Oct 28, 2007; No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

The stickman should be labelled "DEBT." Then it's Ramirez/Pulitzer grade.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:58

Mister Beeg: Sep 7, 2012; A Certified Jerk

Keith Knight drew this "Pluggers" parody:

# ? Jan 31, 2014 21:59

Cock Soup: Oct 15, 2006

Anyone would happen to have the compilation of Obama caricatures close at hand?

# ? Jan 31, 2014 22:03

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Mister Beeg posted:

Keith Knight drew this "Pluggers" parody:

# ? Jan 31, 2014 22:08

Weldon Pemberton: May 19, 2012

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Mexico, where green scrotums sprout from the ground like carrots.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 22:14

mrbotus: Apr 7, 2009; Patron of the Pants

Mister Beeg posted:

Keith Knight drew this "Pluggers" parody:

Have had this one happen to me before. Wish I could laugh, but it just makes me really angry.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 22:23

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Okay, have some real cartoons.

2

Looks like those harlequins in Congress have done it again! What a bunch of pierrots.

4

This is my favorite Bad Reporter in a while.

6

This one's actually pretty funny.

Oh, and have this comic I stumbled upon when I was looking for cartoons to edit:

# ? Jan 31, 2014 22:29

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Ammat The Ankh posted:

4

This is my favorite Bad Reporter in a while.

I keep wavering on Don Asmussen: Bad Reporter, but this one's really good.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 22:38

PhancyPants: Nov 15, 2003; Hotdog Suit Up!

Mister Beeg posted:

Keith Knight drew this "Pluggers" parody:

The Daily Show had a good bit about how Rob Ford and Justin Beiber are whimsical and funny when they do drugs, assault people, or pay to have a guy beaten up in prison. Richard Sherman is a thug because he was rude during an interview.

Anyway, it's a bit late but here's some biting satire from Alberta!

Fantino is the Minister of Veteran Affairs, who showed up over an hour late to a meeting with Vets to talk about the closing of several Vet Services offices. Then he left early.

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Ammat The Ankh posted:

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2014 Ted Rall is a terrible artist, but at least he's not as bad as 2011 Ted Rall.

# ? Jan 31, 2014 22:41

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