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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I preferred Ghost Rider's complaint that he's not Daredevil. Which is even funnier if you consider that Daredevil also has a villain by the name of Stunt-Master who is just as Evel Knievel as Ghost Rider.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Actually, you know what, never mind. I'm gonna get Thunderbolts #21 and find out myself.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
What's the policy on issue previews? Because the latest batch for Ms. Marvel has an... interesting development.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Gavok posted:

Thunderbolts #21. Where the man with a brain-eating alien for pants and a possessed biker with a flaming skull head are the most down-to-earth guys on the team. Plus we discover Deadpool's hidden superpower.







I can't be the only one who expected Deadpool to make some sort of One More Day joke there, can I?

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I can't be the only one who expected Deadpool to make some sort of One More Day joke there, can I?

I wad hoping that he made a Star Wars joke at the Leader's expense.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Rhyno posted:

I think I enjoyed that single "I'm a notary" panel more than every panel of T-bolts to date.

I'd probably laugh harder if I didn't hear it in William Murderface's voice unfortunately.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



404GoonNotFound posted:

What's the policy on issue previews? Because the latest batch for Ms. Marvel has an... interesting development.

Post away.

Mr Wind Up Bird
Jan 23, 2004

i'm a goddamn coward
but then again so are you
Deadpool's "I'm a notary" joke is lifted wholesale from an episode of Metalocalypse. Even the premise is basically identical.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine

Lobok posted:

I preferred Ghost Rider's complaint that he's not Daredevil. Which is even funnier if you consider that Daredevil also has a villain by the name of Stunt-Master who is just as Evel Knievel as Ghost Rider.

It's even more hilarious when you find out that Ghost Rider was originally created as a Daredevil villain before someone said that the flaming skeleton on a motorbike was so rad he could probably carry his own book.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I was under the impression the new Thunderbolts wasn't very good. Those panels just made me want to get the entire thing, so either talk me out of it or confirm it's got more amusing antics of dumb villains/anti-heroes that are totally worth reading through.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Saoshyant posted:

I was under the impression the new Thunderbolts wasn't very good. Those panels just made me want to get the entire thing, so either talk me out of it or confirm it's got more amusing antics of dumb villains/anti-heroes that are totally worth reading through.

Way left and it got better

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Saoshyant posted:

I was under the impression the new Thunderbolts wasn't very good. Those panels just made me want to get the entire thing, so either talk me out of it or confirm it's got more amusing antics of dumb villains/anti-heroes that are totally worth reading through.

It's been legit as gently caress since Soule took over. He's spinning gold out of the poo poo that Way left behind.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Some googling seems to imply Soule took over on issue #12? Going to start from there, then. Thanks.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Rhyno posted:

It's been legit as gently caress since Soule took over. He's spinning gold out of the poo poo that Way left behind.

Marvel's had some serious luck with bullshit books that Daniel Way wrote and left, huh? Both Deadpool AND Thunderbolts got good after he hosed off.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
I think it's because they are in such a low place when he walks off that Marvel doesn't see harm in getting a bit experimental with the books.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Mr. Maltose posted:

I think it's because they are in such a low place when he walks off that Marvel doesn't see harm in getting a bit experimental with the books.

There's that. I think it's also that both the basic concepts of Deadpool and Thundebrolts are books that a strong writer doesn't have to work too hard to wrap theirs heads around. Deadpool: Mercenary with mental illness tries to atone for past, gets into hijinx along the way. Thundebrolts: Team of especially skilled people with deep seeded issues try to help one another make their lives easier and make world a better place.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


It helps that the Red Hulk Thunderbolts didn't even have a hook until after Way left. When Way wrote it it was, "General Ross puts together a bunch of killer superheroes to help him with a thing. Also, Leader is red and there's a crazy witch hanging around." Once he left, Soule made it, "Team of killer superheroes agree to help each other out by fulfilling missions that none of them could do alone. They figure it out by picking names out of a hat."

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

It helps that the Red Hulk Thunderbolts didn't even have a hook until after Way left. When Way wrote it it was, "General Ross puts together a bunch of killer superheroes to help him with a thing. Also, Leader is red and there's a crazy witch hanging around." Once he left, Soule made it, "Team of killer superheroes agree to help each other out by fulfilling missions that none of them could do alone. They figure it out by picking names out of a hat. WHILE WEARING A STYLISH CHAPEAU."

Fixed that little bit for ya.

It even had a feather in it :allears:

Tetris Crowley
Aug 17, 2007
who wants waffles!?
Messing with Forge's head seems to have given him the downs :stare:



UXF# 17

I don't remember the art or writing being this bad before this issue. Or am I just crazy?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Mr. Maltose posted:

It's even more hilarious when you find out that Ghost Rider was originally created as a Daredevil villain before someone said that the flaming skeleton on a motorbike was so rad he could probably carry his own book.

drat, did not know that. You kind of wonder if it was the right call. Maybe Daredevil would have been a much bigger deal and earlier on too if they had given him such a badass villain, though Stunt Master had already been established so would they have ignored him or turned Stunt Master into Ghost Rider?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Daredevil kinda would be a more fitting name for Ghost Rider too, it's got both the demon and stuntman angle in the name. I just don't know what a better name for Daredevil would be in its place.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

Dacap posted:

I just don't know what a better name for Daredevil would be in its place.

Sonar?

good day for a bris
Feb 4, 2006

No, I don't want to play "Conversation Parade".

ECHO!

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Using an advanced form of echolocation to move around... almost like some sort of bat... but a man!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I never get why superheroes always have to tell everyone their powers in their name. It's practically telling their foes how to beat them.

I can't remember which comic it was, but I think it was an Image imprint, where a new hero found a ring that gave him superpowers and, naturally, decided to call himself the Ring. Luckily for him, he met an older hero who told him to cut that poo poo out because he was effectively calling himself 'Cut-My-Hand-Off-And-My-Powers-Will-Vanish Man'.

The only possible exception to this would be if you were telekinetic. In that case, calling yourself Mr. Shifty would be perfectly acceptable.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!
That was Freedom Ring in Marvel Team-Up. He had a ring carved out of a cosmic cube that could affect reality around him.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Forgive the cell phone image, but it's topical.



Astonishing X-Men 20

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Gorilla Salad posted:

I never get why superheroes always have to tell everyone their powers in their name. It's practically telling their foes how to beat them.

I know that's the joke, and it comes up in Invincible, but how many heroes actually offer up a weakness in their name? Or at least, how many have names that are on-the-nose and have powers that aren't immediately obvious already? Are there tons I'm forgetting? Like if you heard some guy called Cyclops was out there, sure your first thought would be to neutralize his eyes somehow when you fight him but that would be apparent within seconds of meeting him anyway.

For Spider-Man you could expect some webs and wall-crawling but you'd probably be wrong about the rest of his powers if he was totally unfamiliar to you. Strength, speed? Where'd those come from? And where are his extra eyes, or limbs, or barbs, or venom, or digestive enzymes?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Lobok posted:

I know that's the joke, and it comes up in Invincible, but how many heroes actually offer up a weakness in their name? Or at least, how many have names that are on-the-nose and have powers that aren't immediately obvious already? Are there tons I'm forgetting? Like if you heard some guy called Cyclops was out there, sure your first thought would be to neutralize his eyes somehow when you fight him but that would be apparent within seconds of meeting him anyway.

For Spider-Man you could expect some webs and wall-crawling but you'd probably be wrong about the rest of his powers if he was totally unfamiliar to you. Strength, speed? Where'd those come from? And where are his extra eyes, or limbs, or barbs, or venom, or digestive enzymes?

The proportional weakness to Raid Max® Spider & Scorpion Killer of a spider

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Dacap posted:

Daredevil kinda would be a more fitting name for Ghost Rider too, it's got both the demon and stuntman angle in the name. I just don't know what a better name for Daredevil would be in its place.

I don't know why they don't just go whole hog and change Ghost Rider's name to Skull Rider. Because skulls are awesome.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Uthor posted:

Forgive the cell phone image, but it's topical.



Astonishing X-Men 20

God Joss Whedon's original character contributions to the X-Men world were poo poo. Aside from Danger, but even that has more to do with John Cassidy's design rather than the backstory, which raises more questions than it does intrigue.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Lobok posted:

I know that's the joke, and it comes up in Invincible, but how many heroes actually offer up a weakness in their name? Or at least, how many have names that are on-the-nose and have powers that aren't immediately obvious already? Are there tons I'm forgetting? Like if you heard some guy called Cyclops was out there, sure your first thought would be to neutralize his eyes somehow when you fight him but that would be apparent within seconds of meeting him anyway.
Green Lantern is a direct reference to his need to charge the ring from an external source, Aquaman couldn't survive outside of water for more than an hour, and Martian Manhunter just out and tells you that the shapeshifter you're facing is from a race that is universally poo poo scared of fire.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

God Joss Whedon's original character contributions to the X-Men world were poo poo. Aside from Danger, but even that has more to do with John Cassidy's design rather than the backstory, which raises more questions than it does intrigue.

Dude, WHAT? Armor is rad, Danger is the one who looks and is totally retarded.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ignite Memories posted:

Dude, WHAT? Armor is rad, Danger is the one who looks and is totally retarded.

Danger is being used well, to my knowledge at least. Armor was just another in a looooong line of failed attempts to replicate the Kitty Pryde magic, which coming from Whedon is a little egregious because with his Kitty-boner he really should have known better.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ghostlight posted:

Green Lantern is a direct reference to his need to charge the ring from an external source, Aquaman couldn't survive outside of water for more than an hour, and Martian Manhunter just out and tells you that the shapeshifter you're facing is from a race that is universally poo poo scared of fire.

How familiar are most earthlings with with the psychology of Martians? Plus for most of his history, wasn't he the only living green one?

How do find it humorous how in early Spider-Man he won't shut the gently caress up about his Spider-Sense, which is his only ability that isn't instantly apparent to bad guys and makes a great hole card when dealing with someone tricky.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

mind the walrus posted:

God Joss Whedon's original character contributions to the X-Men world were poo poo. Aside from Danger, but even that has more to do with John Cassidy's design rather than the backstory, which raises more questions than it does intrigue.

What about Blindfold?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
And Abigail Brand?

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Danger is being used well, to my knowledge at least. Armor was just another in a looooong line of failed attempts to replicate the Kitty Pryde magic, which coming from Whedon is a little egregious because with his Kitty-boner he really should have known better.

I don't really have any strong opinions about wolverine's underage BFF club, although I do see it as more of a function of wolverine being terrible than anyone else.

What I do see is a female Tank with a cool-looking power. There's not a lot of that going around.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

bobkatt013 posted:

What about Blindfold?

Much like his other grand contribution, "Wing," she's very lazily conceived and functions more as a plot device than a worthwhile character in her own right. She's second to Danger as his best creation on his run, though that's not saying too much.

Meanwhile compare that to say, Grant Morrison's tenure on the title-- Cassandra Nova, Quentin Quire, The Stepford Cuckoos, Glob Herman, the gloriously awful pair of Beak and Angel, Sublime, the U-Men. Ok granted he had like three-four years on the title and wasn't in the middle of being the figurehead for a bunch of TV shows/movie projects, but my point remains valid.

E--

CapnAndy posted:

And Abigail Brand?

Oh yeah, I totally forgot that he introduced her and SWORD. I modify my statement to "his contributions to the X-Men roster were poo poo."

Ignite Memories posted:

I don't really have any strong opinions about wolverine's underage BFF club, although I do see it as more of a function of wolverine being terrible than anyone else.

What I do see is a female Tank with a cool-looking power. There's not a lot of that going around.

Er, it's not really about Wolverine's BFF club (although that's an element of it), it's more about the weird need X-writers have to try and create a "little sister" figure on the team. Wolverine's also not terrible, much as his overexposure makes me want to say so.

As for Armor herself, she's not the worst, but she's so uninspired and it's no surprise she's completely faded into the background since her introduction for the most part. I agree that having a female Tank with a dynamic looking power is in short supply, but Armor's armor always looked like lame bubbles and not like something that belonged alongside characters as iconic as the X-Men. More like a D-list New Class background mutant, which again is exactly what she became after Whedon wasn't around to promote her.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Man, I must be the only person who doesn't like quentin quire.

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