The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah. We got more gongs than that breakdancing :slick:

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that caught on fire :supaburn:

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The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Jerusalem posted:

I'm beginning to think that Jerusalem is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was...

# ? Feb 1, 2014 23:46

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2014 23:47

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'm glad you're all right, CharlieFoxtrot, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 00:00

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

I'm glad you're all right, CharlieFoxtrot, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.

They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever," hopefully not forever.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 00:04

Psychotic Puggle: May 21, 2012; When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!

Everything Counts posted:

Hey! Surly only looks out for one guy: Surly!

Sorry, Surly.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 00:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

I have misplaced my pants.

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 00:53

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

That's not how I remember it! :mad:

# ? Feb 2, 2014 01:00

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's not how I remember it!

# ? Feb 2, 2014 01:02

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Psychotic Puggle posted:

Sorry, Surly.

Soon I will kill you.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 01:49

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising! Fading...

# ? Feb 2, 2014 03:37

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

Soon I will kill you.

Mrs. Cath! I killed my pencil.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 03:37

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Mrs. Cath! I killed my pencil.

Ten grand.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 03:50

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

Ten grand.

What's wrong with this website? Can't a man quote his favorite show without being offered :10bux:

# ? Feb 2, 2014 04:00

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

What's wrong with this website? Can't a man quote his favorite show without being offered ?

Just get rid of the sugar.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 04:01

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Another gutter ball. Gee, Writer Cath, you sure do suck tonight! :lol:

# ? Feb 2, 2014 04:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Mrs. Cath! I killed my pencil.

I bent my wookiee...

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Feb 2, 2014

# ? Feb 2, 2014 04:49

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Another gutter ball. Gee, Writer Cath, you sure do suck tonight!

Look at that! All the way to the end with only one push.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 05:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Look at that! All the way to the end with only one push.

You wanna what his what?

# ? Feb 2, 2014 05:12

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's not how I remember it!

Just make sure he hits you an even number of times, so you don't end up with amnesia.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 07:31

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Just make sure he hits you an even number of times, so you don't end up with amnesia.

Now, no matter how much he hits you, you don't do nothing, okay? You don't wanna get drawn into a boxing match here.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 07:34

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

Now, no matter how much he hits you, you don't do nothing, okay? You don't wanna get drawn into a boxing match here.

Society put away MondayHotDog for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now, he's going to get revenge... on Charlie Foxtrot.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 07:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Everything Counts posted:

Society put away MondayHotDog for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now, he's going to get revenge... on Charlie Foxtrot.

But listen to the music, he's pure evil!

# ? Feb 2, 2014 08:55

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Root Bear posted:

But listen to the music, he's pure evil!

This time he's the lesser of two evils.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 11:03

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear posted:

But listen to the music, he's pure evil!

I am evil Root Bear!
I am evil Root Bear!
I am evil Root Bear!

# ? Feb 2, 2014 14:46

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Look at that! All the way to the end with only one push.

You are now pregnant with my child.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 15:04

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

Society put away MondayHotDog for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now, he's going to get revenge... on Charlie Foxtrot.

I have nothing personal against CharlieFoxtrot, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 17:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

I have nothing personal against CharlieFoxtrot, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children.

jscolon2.0, they have a mother.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 17:21

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Jerusalem posted:

jscolon2.0, they have a mother.

Yes but I would imagine Writer Cath would die of grief.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 17:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

Society put away MondayHotDog for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now, he's going to get revenge... on Charlie Foxtrot.

Captain Foxy supports revolving door prisons. Captain Foxy even released Everything Counts -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Captain Foxy? _{Vote Everything Counts for mayor.}

# ? Feb 2, 2014 19:28

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Hmmm, I don't agree with his Captain Foxy killing policy . . . but I do approve of his IMJack killing policy.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 19:50

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Captain Foxy posted:

Yes but I would imagine Writer Cath would die of grief.

Meh.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

Hmmm, I don't agree with his Captain Foxy killing policy . . . but I do approve of his IMJack killing policy.

He did frame me for armed robbery... but man, I'm aching for that upper class tax cut.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 21:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Captain Foxy posted:

Yes but I would imagine Writer Cath would die of grief.

I just realized that we never had a wedding for CharlieFoxtrot and Writer Cath. They've been living in sin!

# ? Feb 2, 2014 21:33

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

I just realized that we never had a wedding for CharlieFoxtrot and Writer Cath. They've been living in sin!

These things happen. 8 dollars.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 21:51

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

# ? Feb 2, 2014 22:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Meh.

Heh, that's what they all say. They all say,"Meh." :smug:

# ? Feb 2, 2014 22:11

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Feb 2, 2014 22:18

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Awwww, the Denver Broncos.

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Frink: Jun 17, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

Awwww, the Denver Broncos.

You just don't understand football, Marge.

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