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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
KICK AN OLD MAN

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Sherd Red
Mar 23, 2012
I AM A HORRIBLE PUBBIE WHO LIKES TO USE REDDIT MEMES PLEASE MOCK ME EVERY TIME I POST
Let's dropkick our girlfriend!

Galick
Nov 26, 2011

Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?
TANAKA! She can grab us and use us as a flail, thus allowing us to dropkick EVERYONE!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
The old man is clearly the mastermind behind all this!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Kick the MiB (black suit), he's probably the biggest threat in the room aside from Tanaka.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Tanaka!

sureaboutthatthing
Oct 15, 2013
Tanaka, of course!

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
There go the men in black (men in black)

Kanta drop-kicked agents.

Squats
Nov 4, 2009


We will woo sweet Tanaka with a firsthand demonstration of our amazing dropkicking prowess, to show that we are best goon husband material.

Level Seven
Feb 14, 2013

Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.



Megamarm
Tanaka, you have to shoot dropkick the hostage before doing anything else.

RefinedUndefined
Jan 1, 2013

Just burn everything, that'll solve your problems.
Man in Black.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
If we drop kick Tanaka she will be a lot easier to transport since she can't struggle. She's sure to fall for us if we do this.

kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

Level Seven posted:

Tanaka, you have to shoot dropkick the hostage before doing anything else.
Yes, if we dropkick Tanaka they no longer have any leverage and thus will be forced to surrender.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
I'm going to try and the buck the trend with something semi-logical and target Men in Black.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
I, er, uh, I'm torn.

Tanaka I guess.
It's going to work, Kanta will both punish her for being rude to the purple fatty and demonstrate he's batshit insane.

Readingaccount fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Jan 30, 2014

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Old Man: 2
Blacksuit: 4
Tanaka: 11




…and a little bird told me you were doing some side business under my nose.
I-i-i-i-it’s not what you think, boss! I’m just getting rid of h-
Untie me, you bastards! Or else you will all face my fury! I bet my friend Kanta would have called the cops to arrest you all! In fact, there might even be a secret agent who will jump out of the ceiling and dropki-








Kanta! You aren’t suppose to dropkick your true love in her own route! You have caused a time paradox!


:downsbravo: MISSION COMPLETE!

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Give the space time continuum some time to fix itself and we will continue with Blacksuit choice as the winner. :ssh:

Nyaa fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Feb 11, 2014

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010
I regret nothing.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Thread delivers.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
That should teach her to outcosplay us.

Azriel Odin
Jun 3, 2011

Somehow I knew this was gonna happen.
I don't see the issue with this outcome, Colonel :colbert: .

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Is that Washizu from Akagi :allears:
Oh man please tell me that's where this is going :swoon:

Level Seven
Feb 14, 2013

Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.



Megamarm

:syoon: Goddamn Nyaa, don't stop being awesome.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
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Purple: 0
Blacksuit Mr. Po: 4
Old Man: 2
Tͬ̒̽̐̓ͯ͞ǎ͙͔̉̈́̓ͮ̑̅͠n̞̰̝̐̍a̧̞͔͈̙̎ͨk͖̬̗̀̚aͪ̃̽̂ͣ̒ͤ҉̫ͅ:́̽͑́ͪ̋́ ͣ̊ͥ͏̹̯̫̙͚̤1͖ͮ͡1̎̾̅̽͋́͝

Oh no! Only six people have voted! Is this thread going downhill!? :cry:




…and a little bird told me you were doing some side business under my nose.
(… Strange, it felt like I said that before).
I-i-i-i-it’s not what you think, boss! I’m just getting rid of h-
Let me go you bastards! Or else you all will get it!
Guhhh! Why did it feel like someone gonna dropkick me and it will hurt a lot!
(Hmm? Strange… I don’t recall wearing this bear suit from my day job. Where’s my black suit?)


That explains why Kanta have the sudden urge to fly-kick Mr. Po in the other route. :aaaaa:

Kanta!
Kurofuku! Huh? Why are you wearing a bear suit?
… *Out cold*


Huhuhu… Are you an assassin? From the government?
No, I am just here to pick up a friend.
Ahh… The hero who come to save the damsel.
That’s me.
How precious… You do know that you are in the den of the lion, yes?
Of course, there’s a lot of your underling out there and I am clearly outnumbered.
Good. You understand your predicament, but I am a man who enjoys a fair game.
What do you have in mind?
A bet.
A bet? At what term?
Since that girl is to be sold into a life of servitude…
In exchange for her freedom, you will have to bet your life of servitude to me! And there will be no repercussion if you win! I can promise you that!
No! Kanta! Don’t do it! The old man is scheming something!
I accept!
This is why I love you naïve heroic type, always willing to bet your life away for someone.
What’s your game?
Simple. If you can defeat my purple underling here, then you win.
Nooo, he’s too much for you, Kanta! Just run away!
It’s too late to back out now.
Huh? You serious, boss? There’s no way he can beat me.
Do it and I will forgive your little transgression here.
U-uhh, yes boss!


(Hmm… I was bluffing and acting cool so far, but I don’t have the confident to win this…)


Nyaa fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Feb 4, 2014

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



BOSS FIGHT

ApplesandOranges
Jun 22, 2012

Thankee kindly.
THE TIME IS RIGHT
TIME TO FIGHT

Nondevor
Jun 1, 2011





catposting
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEE

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
*inputs cheat code*

C: KAMEHAMEHA!

dereku
Oct 23, 2010

Open up your senses
Do like the brave sir Robin and turn tail and run away

Galick
Nov 26, 2011

Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?
I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS!

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

We need a good FIGHT theme for what is to come! :black101:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs

Sherd Red
Mar 23, 2012
I AM A HORRIBLE PUBBIE WHO LIKES TO USE REDDIT MEMES PLEASE MOCK ME EVERY TIME I POST

Midjack posted:

BOSS FLIGHT

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Kanta has all skillls he needs to execute our choices. He can drive bus, start fires, and FIGHT.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

ChaosArgate posted:

We need a good FIGHT theme for what is to come! :black101:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs

You, my good sir, are a purveyor of awesome ideas.

KICK HIS rear end!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Sometimes you just gotta be a real man and FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
It's a climactic boss fight! Looks like an appropriate time to return...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mDJbF0HOIA

Old Man, tell me...




...WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!


MY WILL IS THE ONE TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS, THE EARTH, AND THROUGH TO TOMORROW! WITH A MAN'S SOUL AND A STRONG BACK I WILL GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
And remember that a man never truely dies, even if he is killed.
LISTEN UP PURPLE GUY! WHETHER IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, I WILL CONTINUE TO WALK THE PATH OF MAN; A MAN SUSTAINED BY WILLPOWER EVEN WHEN MOCKED AS RECKLESS AND CRAZY! SO DON'T FORGET OLD MAN, DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! NOT YOU WHO BELIEVES IN EVIL AND MALICE! NOT IN MYSELF WHO DEFIES YOU! BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF running away MEN WHO WILL NEVER BACK DOWN AT THE MERCY OF VILLIANS LIKE YOU! :kamina:

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


It's time to...D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
Why is this even a vote?



Kick his rear end!

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Go for the eyes!

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

ChaosArgate posted:

We need a good FIGHT theme for what is to come! :black101:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs

drat you for stealing my idea!

Anyway, now that we have proper music may as well kick his rear end

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Piano Maniac
Oct 10, 2011
FIGHT, because as we know, Kanta happened to be a green beret a few years back because that's how he learns to do pretty complicated things on the fly throughout the game: by making up his own past.

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